i'm not that good, but i'm not that bad

TV shows are ruining my life.

[superironwolf]

My entire life boils down to two choices: productivity or fanfiction.

And let me tell you I have never picked the former

[mintenochian]

WHEN YOU FIND A FIC

AND IT’S JUST MMM BOI

BC IT’S GOT GOOD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING

AND THE PLOT MAKES SENSE

AND THE CHARACTERS ARE WELL WRITTEN

AND YOU CAN HEAR THEM SAYING THE LINES IN YOUR HEAD

AND IT’S NOT A ONE SHOT

IT HAS CHAPTERS

AND JUST THE LITTLE THINGS IN IT THAT MAKES IT SUCH A DISTINCT STANDOUT

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN

[toastbutteregg]

this is me every single day

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[omfgiamsofuckedup]

[pacificwanderer]

Stop 👏 asking 👏 actors 👏 to 👏 validate 👏 your 👏 shipwars👏

[shadowmaat]

Stop asking actors to validate your shipwars.

Stop hating actors for NOT validating your shipwars.

STOP WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIPWARS.

Shipping is supposed to be FUN. If you are weaponizing it and using it to attack others, you are WRONG and you should feel BAD. 

Your ship does not need to be canon in order to be valid and if you think it does then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the entire concept of shipping.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but other people are entitled to theirs, even if they disagree with you.

BE CIVIL OR BE GONE.

[blond-shell]

[schittscreekoutofcontext]

[johnmulaneys]

can’t argue with that

[makomoriz]

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 01/08/2011 9:06:53 PM.

[memories]

This is a museum of hugetinymistakes.

[saccharinescorpion]

sorry for the old meme format i guess

[fairweathermyth]

I don’t do well with running.

[bob-belcher]

[cant-tellme-nothing-deactivated]

me: I’m over it

me: *thinks about it 6294729 times*

[brella]

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG