Medical Malpractice And More

facts about PhD Mendel Weisenbachfeld

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if Mendel ever made a tinder account he would be holding a fish

but he'd hold it with gloves on because hes scared of the fish teeth

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can we publicly execute mendel from falsettos? is this allowed?

I'm the mendel facts guy, not the law guy, sorry

idk could be legal though

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does mendel wash his feet

doesn't smell like it

[charlotte-facts]

ew stinky

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yeah

it is

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does mendel wash his feet

doesn't smell like it

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would officer jim kurring from magnolia be considered a mendel?

whoever he is, does he like dirt?

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now, i want everyone to think about a central question

what exactly is a Mendel?

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start tagging w #falsettos for more engagement

i could actually

ill think about it

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Mendel is a bad psychiatrist

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mendel come back the kids miss you

new mendel facts coming soon

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Men

del

[marvin-false-hetero]

please, let me out

Okay that's it no more talking or you're getting waterboarded again

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please no ARGH-

[marvin-false-hetero]

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[marvin-false-hetero]

please, let me out

Okay that's it no more talking or you're getting waterboarded again

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please no ARGH-

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Can you tell mendel that he CANT use his phd as an excuse to steal and pilfer through my tools >:-(

- @doctorof-internalmedicine

i wish i could but he doesn't listen

he never listens

[mendel-facts]

come on @marvin-false-hetero

can't we talk about this?

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this room has no windows

i only know how much time has passed because of the computer

i miss the sun

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PETITION TO FREE ME

please

i miss my family

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mendel-facts fact

i am very hungry

[marvin-false-hetero]

If I bring you more food you better not try and bite me again

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how about i dont bite you when you give me cutlery thats not a spork?

[marvin-false-hetero]

Only sporks are allowed in the house of mendel.

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LET ME OUT!

[marvin-false-hetero]

no.

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come on, please

[marvin-false-hetero]

You will be sacrificed to the fog for your crimes.

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marvin, come on, man

this isn't you

[marvin-false-hetero]

You don't know me.

[mendel-facts]

but there is someone who does

@knit-tie-hater