lincentious deeds

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[neal-illustrator]

Have you drawn Telemachus before?? Can we see doodles? 🥲

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[that-guy-who-loves-cats-deactiv]

Finally this post showed up on my dash

[captainoffantasy-deactivated202]

This is a work of art

[immortalcheesewedge]

my personal favorite is muffled screams

[theartofanimation]

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[iamonlyperson]

Well said

[inkpen-loves-you]

If your child’s grades are dropping

DO NOT:

Yell at them for three hours

Take away their devices and look through them

Make them sit in their rooms in silent and do their homework alone

Side with the teacher and not get your child’s side of the story

Tell them that their grades are the most important thing they should worry about

INSTEAD:

Ask if they’re having trouble with other students or teachers

Sit down with them and help them with what they don’t understand

Speak calmly instead of yelling

Don’t invade their privacy by looking through their devices

Don’t take away their hobbies as punishment

Never make them feel unsafe or unable to trust you

This has been a message from a struggling high school junior that wishes their own parents actually did this stuff.

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

Hey you!

Yes you! Let’s play a game!

What uniform is this?

A Nazi uniform! Very good!

Now what uniform is this?

A British uniform! Very good!

Now what uniform is Pewdiepie wearing?

A BRITISH UNIFORM

[tooiconic]

Last month one of the toddlers at my work started choking. Absolutely my worst nightmare had finally happened. I ran over as she was slumping over and smacked her so hard on the back that the fruit flew out of her mouth immediately. She threw up a little and was pretty upset but she was okay.

Just a reminder that when babies/toddlers are choking, one of the #1 reasons they die is because the one trying to dislodge whatever is blocking their airway isnt doing it at the force necessary. One hard enough smack can save a life.

[mengypengy]

Jackson: “Hope things are going well Raeya with work and all, I can’t wait to be able to help you relax.”

“That’s sweet of you dear. It’s only the usual. I’m not too preoccupied. Just a little worried about how calm things have been lately. Like the quiet before a storm.”

[mengypengy]

Zeva walked Aurora to Luna giggling with her babbling and lifted her up. Aurora floated to her mother reaching for her. “Look who is learning to float properly.”

“Aw, whose such a smart little lady?” Luna cooed floating with Aurora and going to hold her small hands. “You’re so intelligent my little Aura.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slyshai]

I should also say that I don’t do April fools day so yeah.

[mengypengy]

Oh fuck. Today’s April Fools Day.

[babyanimalgifs]

Short leg problems 😂

[todaysbird]

a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird - they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.

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[curlicuecal]

I had to look this up because “sleep while in flight” ????

but yeah, apparently completely true.  these birds stay aloft for as much as 10 months nonstop, feed on insects, spend more energy at night (when there aren’t warm thermals to ride) and at dawn and dusk climb to 10,000 ft altitude where the 30 min slow descent is probably when they catch their sleep.

they’re unusually long-lived for such active critters (20 yrs) and they may be limiting energy expenditure by being extremely aerodynamic and narrow bodied.  Also a single bird travels the distance of about 7 roundtrip journeys to the moon in its lifetime (>3 million miles).

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[slitherbop]

POSSESSION BREAKFAST 👀💚💛

[gifak-net]

[the-sapphic-raven]

[saisai-chan]

[10th-no-name-person]

Me every time my friends do some kind of art wether is edits, stories, drawings, designs, etc:

Credit to @nachosforfree for a wonderful tamplet

[mengypengy]

@slyshai @shortstreets

[sixpenceee]

Dude decorates entire room with sharpies. (Source)

[allthickbooty1]

Wtf🤯🔥🔥🔥