~ hello~!

"Uh... it's not great, is it? Doing artsy things isn't really my forte... but I'm pretty damn good at modelling 'em."

He chuckled as he admired the surrounding woods once more, before turning to her. "D'you have many friends? I mean, we kinda live in similar places, and I was wondering just because I don't have many myself."

He frowned a little as he spoke, it did get awfully lonely in all that luscious green he lived in. It was both a curse, and a blessing.

"Mhm called it. Well you couldn’t have picked a sshittier persson to crussh black with. Good job."

==> Try to not embarrass yourself. For once.

~ it's, uh, it's not really a big deal~! it's just a stupid black crush, it doesn't have to mean anything~ i can get over it~~~

[Closed RP]

abducteddivination

”~- Like ƨhotƨ?"

She gave a chuckle and shrugged her shoulders a bit.

”~- We could certainly drink it that way. I believe this one haƨ alcohol that equalƨ the ƨtrenght of that of a ƨhot. We would juƨt need to find a couple of ƨmall ƨhot glaƨƨeƨ or ƨomething ƨimilar in ƨize…"

Looking around the keg in search of cups to accommodate their preference, Althea continued their discussion.

”~- I think I myƨelf could handle and perhapƨ even welcome newcomerƨ to my lawnring, however I don’t believe I would ever feel comfortable with having anyone entering my hive."

"'Shots'? Is that what they're called? Awfully odd name." But he continued to search for the miniature cups they desired. He didn't understand much of what drinking culture included, mostly because they were usually bad things.

"That makes sense, I have to say, I completely agree. Although, if anyone turned up outside my hive I think I'd be offering them a first aid kit rather than a nice greeting..."

His eyes caught sight of the small glasses, and while they were dainty, that probably meant the drinks that were supposed to go in them were incredibly strong.

"Uh, are these the cups? They're very... tiny. Ehe."

girlwiththechemicals

hollaback! → songs for being pissed at everyday sexism and reminding yourself that you’re awesome and don’t deserve that shit. (listen) (download)

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#feminism #music

"Yess, yess I am"

==> Let the penny finally drop, dumbass.

~ ~~~oh~! ooh, i see what you mean~ i, uh, only problem is i've never had a blackrom before~~~

==> Deduce while leaving him somewhat clueless

"Huh I imagined you’d be younger, sstill you musst have had one by now…"

~ i can assure you i'm damn well mature, but i just don't~~~?

~ are you talking about quadrants~?

==> Be confused at his confusion

"No I’m not going to sstab you, hopefully, but wait, you’re not doing that on purposse then? Maybe it’ss your firsst. How old are you butterfingerss?"

#convo #awe thats actually kinda cute if you dont factor in the part that they hate each other #the hate part is the best part. c;

==> Stand up straight, make yourself look taller.

~ i, uh, i'm 9 sweeps~ my first what~? my first attempt to threaten someone~?

==> Weigh options

"Hmm ‘lonelinessss’ or have a bipolar midblood to threaten me every other ssentence. Decissionss, decissionss…"

==> Realize what he probably has been hinting at

"Oh, oooohhh."

#convo #understandable though #he has been incredibly bipolar around her now that she's pointed that out x)

==> ???

~ wait, what do you mean "oh"~? ~~~that doesn't mean you can actually stab me, oh jegus~

==> Seriously think of planning his demise

"Iss that sso? That remindss me, I wonder how much Olive blood goess for on the sshadow market again?"

==> Restrain your blood urges

"Eugh."

==> Attempt to not get yourself stabbed by pointy things.

~ if you killed me, wouldn't you be lonely~? you would have to search for another troll to toy with, and i highly doubt they come much better than me~

vellusxionus

"There's this one area in the forest that's REEL-Y dangerous. CerberusMom doesn't let me enter it. Every time I go to check it out, she's already there."

She tilts her head.

"Wildbeasts? Oh, yes, some live here…I've never encountered one before, only traces proving their inhabitance."

She has a forlorn look on her face.

"B-bodies?"

She gently bites her thumb. Dead trolls are what she has tried to avoid her entire life.

He noticed the distressed look on her face at his mention of bodies.

"I mean, it's not a bad thing! They just rot and decay aft- no, wait, didn't mean to say that-"

He looked around for the flowers that she used to make your flower crown, but to no avail. All he could see were dainty dandelions, and those would have to do. He dashed out of the water as he sat next to the patch of dandelions, attempting to put them together but failing miserably. Instead, he settled on picking out the flowers and running over towards you.

"Now, just stay still and I'll do the calming flower thing..."

He placed the flowers in a circle around her horns, with a few falling off in the process.

"Is that working? Are you calm?" He asked with a nervous laugh.

"Oh you’ll do ssomething hmm? Like what? Tickle me into ssubmissssion?"

~ tickle you with a damn knife, that's what i'll do~!

==> Pray to whatever gogs exist that she doesn't take your offer seriously.

==> Laugh uncontrollably at his undignified response

"Ehehehehe… Oh that wass therapeutic."

"Sso yeah, point made yess?"

~ s-shut up~! stop laughing~! that was such a dick move~!

~ next time you do that, i swear to gog i'll~~~ uh~~~ i'll do something~! just you fucking wait and see~!

==> Attempt to scare the shit out of your odd friend

“Hisssssss”

#convo #WELL PROPS TO YOU BECAUSE THAT SCARED ME TOO #WOW #REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT WHEN I OPENED THIS

==> Make a very unmanly screaming sound, because holy shit, that is pretty damn scary.

~ aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOG~

~ i, uh, i believe you~! i believe you~! oh jegus~~~ i think my heart stopped functioning for a moment~~~

"Really? I would have never guessssed. Look butter fingerss, ass charming ass you are I really don’t want to bite off your sniff node in a ssudden out bursst of rage. It’ss dark sseason you know"

#convo #//shh use your imagination i cant make a talksprite at this hour without passing out

~ i, uh~

==> Take off your overshirt, tie it as if it were a bandana over your face.

~ is this safe~? or are your teeth really as sharp as you claim~?

vellusxionus

"That's probubbly what's going through her head…I don't think she'd interrogate you for legitimacy, she's the type to find fins out on her own."

She explained with a tip of her head.

"Yeah, not many people tread though this forest…It's a great feat to accomplish getting out with no troububble."

You could detect a sad tone in her voice as she spoke this.

"...Is it not safe around other parts?"

It didn't bring any sort of true fear to him, to him, an environment with trouble was just like home.

"Do you get wildbeasts too? I have problems fighting them sometimes too, so it's understandable..."

He lowered his head for a moment.

"I've seen bones and bodies of dead trekkers too. It's pretty crap."

==> For gog sake don’t lash out

"Yep, that’ss totally what all my casste do, they drink ssopor like sseadwellerss. That’ss alwayss what happenss."

~ well, i just don't have much knowledge of what highbloods do, they're all pretty different from one another~

~ there are the, uh~~~ well, there's you, and then there's the royalty, the mertrolls, and the trolls who hate lowbloods~ that's as far as my knowledge goes~~~