u thought i was feelin’ u?

🔪 jack ryan 🔪 @cherrypushpops

[tattiesconestanclub]

[hoobaskanks]

let’s see how long it takes my wife to find my selfie

[bootleg-nessie]

Not nearly enough raging against the machine these days

[hoobaskanks]

weekly i hate max post

[faverecord]

🎶: nuevayol by bad bunny

[liluziperf]

[hoobaskanks]

sriracha, my mortal enemy

[hoobaskanks]

[hoobaskanks]

can i show you guys my new best friend?

[hoobaskanks]

hey what’s the big idea

[hoobaskanks]

someone get val outta my dms, i’m not gonna watch squid game

[apas-95]

slow and painful death to my enemies!

quick and merciful death to my friends!

standard type of death to everyone else

[girlmostlikely]

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

[hoobaskanks]

weekly i hate max post

[hoobaskanks]

hey did you know that you're the cutest cutie of a husband out there and that i love you

[drops-of-universe]

DON’T match my freak. that could be dangerous

[hoobaskanks]

if my wife does not selfie in the next twenty minutes, i will start picking random people to hate on