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@pascalls thank you so much for this amazing artwork of my OCs!!!! I love it so much!!!

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This comic is brought to you by: me rereading the Brothers Grimm and remembering how horrifying “The Juniper Tree” is. (Also “Hansel and Gretel” is pretty messed up too, but still).

Comic script: Amber (to Miranda): So you're definitely not going to be an evil stepmother like the ones in fairytales? Miranda: Yes, I'll be good. James: So, if we ran out of food, you wouldn't convince our dad to abandon us in the woods with no way home? M: No, I would not. And if we were low on food, you could have mine. A: Speaking of food, you would never cook us in a stew and feed it to our loved ones, right? M: No! Absolutely not! What kind of fairytales have you been reading?! J: The Grimm ones. A: Final question worst possible scenario, would you ever dress us in servant clothes and force us to do chores? M: No, and are you sure that's the worst scenario of the three? A: Absolutely. Without a doubt.

(Original pencil sketch version of the comic under the cut)

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Had to make some screenshot re-draw sketches of Queen Miranda because she is gorgeous. I also wanted to see what she would look like with short hair.

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King Roland II/Queen Miranda sketches because they are so cute together! Also, they never kissed on the lips in the show, so I needed to correct that.

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This was originally meant to be a 100% goofy funny comic, but somehow it turned into angst halfway through. I still think it's funny that Minimus canonically learns the truth before Amber and James though.

(And thanks to @ograndebatata for helping me rewrite the script to be more fitting).

Comic Script: Roland: … So, now you know the truth about my first wish on the well. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. If any of you has anything to say, please do. Roland: Okay… one at a time please. James: Does this mean I'm half-wishing well? If someone put a coin in my mouth could I grant their wishes? Roland: WHAT?! NO! Absolutely not! Sofia: I'm sorry dad. Minimus and I already knew, and I think he has told every horse in the kingdom by now. Roland: That's not… how did you…? Amber: Daddy… does that mean I could have killed Sofia when I turned her into a cat? Would she be dead because of me? Roland: No Amber. That wouldn't have happened. Don't worry, no one got hurt. Amber: But Sofia almost was! Roland: But she wasn't. She's alright. All of you are. I'm sorry I only told you now. but please remember we both love you all very much. And we'll all get through this together.

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They're going dinghy sailing together!

(Drawing reference image from here).

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The results are in: (link) (link) according to popular vote, this is what Cedric might do (or not do) to the previous royal couple if he took over the kingdom.

Comic script:

Pannel 1: Cedric: You’re so pathetic. I can't believe I was ever afraid of you. I'm going to let the whole court see how far you have fallen, and hear you BEG for mercy! Roland: Hhgghh… Pannel 2: Miranda: Hello King Cedric Cedric: Oh…um, hi Miranda. You’re standing really close Miranda: I know. Cedric: Could you please leave? Miranda: No. Cedric: ...I'm just going to pretend you're not here

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THEN WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PURPLE HAIR!?

(Miranda forgot a very important fact about the headmistresses, this is why history matters)

(Previous comics: 1, 2, 3)

Comic script: Panel 1: Miranda: Hello Wormwood, I'm going to pick up my kids from Royal Prep. And since it's Halloween I'm going in costume, would you like to come along? Wormwood: Caw! Miranda: Wonderful! Panel 2: Miranda: Children! I have arrived to take you from this school! Mwah hahaha! Panel 3: Miranda: EEEEEEEK! Panel 4: Sofia: Don't blast her, that's our mom! Fauna: MALEFICENT IS YOUR MOM?!?!

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Let's just say, Miranda's headpiece isn't the only thing that's horny here.

(Previous comics: 1, 2, 3,4)

Comic script: Panel 1: Roland: Hello Baileywick, are the preparations all set for our Halloween party? Baileywick: Yes, your majesties, and your costumes look excellent. Roland: Thanks. Miranda: Thank you! Panel 2: Baileywick: Although together you both make for an odd couple… Miranda: Well I already had my heart set on dressing as a villain, so Roland decided it would be fun to dress up as the prince from the same story. Panel 3: Miranda: Right, Rollie? Roland: Yeah, really really fun.

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Looks like he isn't going to get the chance to get stuck in a snowstorm this year.

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Sofia thought her dad needed more tattoos.

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A Reflection of Change

(Based on this pin https://pinpics.com/pin/157188/)

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Exciting new blind box figure set just dropped, which one are you hoping to get?

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I finally drew Miranda and Roland in their stained-glass window outfits! I meant to post this on Valentine's Day but today will have to do.

The pose is based on The End of the Song (1902) by Edmund Blair Leighton.

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I saw @duckker 's fanart and @caellekae 's fanart of Miranda in her beach dress and decided to make this into a trilogy.

(Also put my pencil sketch under the cut)

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Hello there, just wanted to say Miranda is awesome and I saw that you were re blogging posts from my side blog about her! I also have my main art blog that has all my fanart on it so if you wanted more Miranda, I have a lot of fanart of her on it, here's one of my favorite fanart pieces: https://www.tumblr.com/a-lilacsong/784145617988534272/ have a good day!

Omg I’ll definitely have to check it out! Thanks!

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