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I am going to start moving Menphina onto her own blog. You may find her on @menphinaalthyk :3
“the Monster within”
Some screens from last night with @vermilionlord while we roleplayed the rest of what took place on Tumblr~
This was much too easy, more so than it really should have been given who he was dealing with. But it leant credence to her claim as the lover, eager to please and be pleased. Her moan was all the prompting that he needed, his assault on her senses coming much more aggressive than it had been. He’d barely had enough time to suck in another breath before she held him in place, more than willing to comply with her wishes for him to ravish her. Instead of dragging fangs across unblemished skin any longer, he chose to bite down, not hard enough to draw blood but more than enough to elicit a gasp from the woman.
Menphina’s hand on his arm was not what he wanted, however. He’d much rather her stroke something of a bit more import, but her guidance was all too telling, and slightly frustrating. It was pointless to complain, however, and no sooner had her hand lead him to her thigh than he’d moved it well beyond just skin.
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She heard a body drop to the floor behind. Menphina arched an eyebrow, wondering what he was doing. Although curious, she did not flip over to her other side to see what he was up to. That was when she felt his hand rubbing the back of her leg. Her tail stiffened, the end shoot upright. Then another sneeze shook her body. In the aftermath, she curled further into herself, pulling her knees close to her chest and tail following suit. “I would not be opposed to it.”
❝ I’m an icebox, Menphina. I would make you sicker than you are now, though I’d really enjoy the fever you no doubt have. ❞
He looked around the room locating what he could only assume were blankets, until they ended up being anything but. Clothes and what have you lay in the bin, and while he would normally not do something like throw dirty clothes on her, if it was warmth that she wanted it was the only thing that he could really do.
Menphina rolled over onto her stomach, taking her sheets with her and wrapping them around her form. Perhaps sleeping sans clothes while sick was one of her more questionable decisions. She pouted against her pillow and groaned. "How can mortals feel hot and cold at the same time? Ridiculous."
Menphina grumbled when she heard Dia. When he poked her nose, she turned onto her side facing away from him, huffing and curling back into her bedsheets. “And I know you’re not here for coddling. What brings you here? Perhaps to find some amusement at my current state.”
Dia very nearly copied the noise she made, instead he turned about, sitting down on the floor beside her bed. Once he was comfortable, he leaned his head back on the mattress, hand coming up to idly rub at the back of her leg, hoping that she was not ticklish there. Getting kicked in the head was not high on his list of things to do today.
❝ I was coming for warmth, but it would seem you need it more than I do. ❞
She heard a body drop to the floor behind. Menphina arched an eyebrow, wondering what he was doing. Although curious, she did not flip over to her other side to see what he was up to. That was when she felt his hand rubbing the back of her leg. Her tail stiffened, the end shoot upright. Then another sneeze shook her body. In the aftermath, she curled further into herself, pulling her knees close to her chest and tail following suit. "I would not be opposed to it."
Nips at her neck, cuddles her into his lap.
Menphina purrs and settles in his lap. "Hello there, Kor."
Menphina sneezes, letting out a high pitched but short noise as she does. Her nose is pink, cheeks flushed. “I hate being in a mortal body.”
❝ Goodness, mistress, if I didn’t know any better I might call you sick! ❞
His tone was condescending, the wide smile on his face something that he couldn’t seem to hide. He couldn’t help but poke her nose, however, marveling at just how pink she’d ended up from some pathetic virus.
Menphina grumbled when she heard Dia. When he poked her nose, she turned onto her side facing away from him, huffing and curling back into her bedsheets. “And I know you’re not here for coddling. What brings you here? Perhaps to find some amusement at my current state.”
Menphina sneezes, letting out a high pitched but short noise as she does. Her nose is pink, cheeks flushed. "I hate being in a mortal body."
writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
Also, from popular culture: “disco-stick, lollipop, fireman”
Dreams by Lichon photography on Flickr.
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She felt a ripple of power through the room, causing her to falter in her kiss. She had never felt that kind of power before. That was when her lover was ripped away from an unseen force. The goddess snapped open her eyes to see the miqo’te before her falling into the gate. She moved as quickly as she could, her hand outstretched to grab his wrist, but only their fingers brushed for a brief moment. His startled cry rang in her ears as he vanished, the portal closing behind him. “N-no!”
Menphina had little time to mourn his disappearance when she felt a gloved hand on her shoulder, which forced her to face him. She should have known. With his fangs bared and those crimson eyes, he looked the part of a predator. Menphina almost growled in response, irritation marring her pretty features. Regardless of whether he was unharmed, she didn’t appreciate being interrupted.
“I’ve provided me with entertainment for eras. Why stop no—“ She stumbled over her words when the taller stranger pulled her into a hug. He had allowed her space to pull away. What he said next made the fur on her tail stand. A void denizen? She had heard that correctly. She should have turned tail and took off with her Plan A when she had first noticed him.
Now of all times, she could not succumb to her reckless decisions. She would not. “I can’t say,” she replied, placing her small hands against his chest to push up, allowing more space between them. “I’ve never had a voidsent. It would be unwise to partake as I’ve just lost a lover to your antics. Would you at least allow a woman to grieve?”
It came out as a jest, more coy than she actually intended. The goddess then pryed her hands off him before she did anything else stupid like rise to her toes and bite him.
Honestly, it was like she was only half paying attention, spouting off nonsense about mourning someone who was absolutely fine, if a bit misplaced and had no decent outlet for his libido. He grabbed at her wrist, pulling her close again and holding limbs close to her body. It was entertaining that the rules did not seem to apply to a goddess that had chosen to take on a mortal body. Exemption from the rule meant that she could be harmed, and he could be as rough as he wanted with her, within reason. He had a tentative relationship with the gods here in Eorzea, given a bit of leeway because of his agreements with those that commanded over other worlds.
Light kisses were placed on her jaw, slowly trailing down to her collar and across her shoulder. They were meant to tease, his fangs dragging across her skin as he moved. The hope was that she would succumb to the lust she was known for, because wouldn’t it be something to brag about that he managed to bed a goddess, rather than the common rabble that he had been able to seduce thus far?
❝ Look, mistress, your tryst is fine, and certainly going to be much better off without falling head over heels for an immortal. ❞
Thin hands trailed down her sides, pulling at fabric and whatever else he could get his hands on. It was a game to him, one with high stakes but a game all the same.
❝ You know you are curious. Why not just give in to curiosity? ❞
When he grabbed her wrists and pulled her forward, she compared herself to a rag doll. If he held her any tighter, her soft skin might just bruise. Menphina thought about wiggling her way out, but a when she was about to execute her plan, she felt his lips on her jawline. A quiet moan left her throat. His lips descended along her collarbone, his fangs grazing her skin to her shoulder.
She couldn’t help but roll her head back. His hands trailed the curves of her body, fingers tugging at fabric and skin. This was dangerous. She should not be following his lead. Humans were safe to play around with, but with two immortals playing, the game had changed. Wiggling her hands out of his grasp, she briefly glanced for bruises and saw none. Her left hand then rose to cradle his head, keeping him along her shoulder. Her other hand trailed down her side, her open palm running along the length of his arm until her tiny hand covered his.
“Curiosity killed a miqo’te,” She sighed, guiding his hand over the hem of her skirt. Their fingers dipped past red, pleated fabric before gliding up her thigh. “But satisfaction brought it back.”
For eras, Menphina had not been known for her listening skills, but her folly. She closed her eyes when her lover began to nibble on her flesh, a sweet sigh passing through her lips. Her mind then conjured up the voice of Rhalgr, disappointment and all. Quit yer swiving, Menphina. Yer gun git yer arse into trouble again.
Even with her imaginings, it did not wipe the curiosity from her mind. That aether puzzled her. Was he an Ascian? Undead? Or something else? Being the deity of the moon and love, she had little to do with forces of that nature. She had never been called to arms, never had to fight.
If he was something, would she have to fight? Could she even fight to protect herself, was a question she had to ask herself. She felt her lover pull away for a moment and seized the moment to turn around to face him, placing a hand on his chin, thumb caressing his cheek. The dark-skinned miqo’te grinned at her, moving to pick up his ale again and raised his glass to her. “To the Goddess, Menphina, who has graced–”
With wide eyes, the goddess pulled her lover into a fierce kiss, tongue prying his mouth open. Her lover dropped his glass, ale spilling at their feet as he wrapped his arms around her waist. Perhaps that mysterious man hadn’t heard. After all, it could have been the ramblings of a drunk. Menphina was hoping against hope that he hadn’t heard; or if he did, she hoped that he didn’t believe it.
Perfect. Humans were some of the dumbest creatures alive, and now he had his answer. Diablos sent out a silent call, urging the aid in pushing the idiot into a gate that lay on the ground immediately behind him. It wouldn’t harm him, except for maybe the stiffening limb that he would suddenly have no where to put, and the heart attack that may occur once he landed in a heap half way across Eorzea. It wasn’t cruel, not to him anyways. The voidsent needed a moment with the goddess, and maybe more after that if she needed something else. He wasn’t holding out hope though, he’d just divested her of her chosen quarry, though if it was a miqo’te she was after, he’d be more than enough to satisfy.
Only after the other man’s startled cry had been cut off by the closing of the gate did he move closer to the goddess, gloved hand gently landing on her shoulder to spin her about, fangs gleaming in the dark. No doubt he looked normal from a distance, but crimson eyes often gave him away as something less than normal, either some exotic score to be had, or a monster to be avoided. Apparently the Allag royals had the same eyes, how lucky was he?
❝ Don’t fret, Menphina, he is unharmed. Though may I ask why you are so fixated on fucking them? Surely someone with a bit more stamina would be able to satisfy you a bit more than they would. ❞
His hand moved to her back, pulling her into an amiable hug, one she could easily escape should she want to do so. He had to bend over to manage this, much taller than normal miqo’tes, but the result was his frame nearly enveloping the woman, curled about her so that his when he spoke next his breath would glance across her neck.
❝ Surely void denizens would be better? ❞
She felt a ripple of power through the room, causing her to falter in her kiss. She had never felt that kind of power before. That was when her lover was ripped away from an unseen force. The goddess snapped open her eyes to see the miqo’te before her falling into the gate. She moved as quickly as she could, her hand outstretched to grab his wrist, but only their fingers brushed for a brief moment. His startled cry rang in her ears as he vanished, the portal closing behind him. “N-no!”
Menphina had little time to mourn his disappearance when she felt a gloved hand on her shoulder, which forced her to face him. She should have known. With his fangs bared and those crimson eyes, he looked the part of a predator. Menphina almost growled in response, irritation marring her pretty features. Regardless of whether he was unharmed, she didn’t appreciate being interrupted.
“I’ve provided me with entertainment for eras. Why stop no—“ She stumbled over her words when the taller stranger pulled her into a hug. He had allowed her space to pull away. What he said next made the fur on her tail stand. A void denizen? She had heard that correctly. She should have turned tail and took off with her Plan A when she had first noticed him.
Now of all times, she could not succumb to her reckless decisions. She would not. “I can’t say,” she replied, placing her small hands against his chest to push up, allowing more space between them. “I’ve never had a voidsent. It would be unwise to partake as I’ve just lost a lover to your antics. Would you at least allow a woman to grieve?”
It came out as a jest, more coy than she actually intended. The goddess then pryed her hands off him before she did anything else stupid like rise to her toes and bite him.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley by David Bellemere for Glamour UK February 2016.
ALRIGHTY! I am now taking questions and I also have an “about the muse” page up!
Still a lot of work to do, but progress!
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