Meow!! ^0^

[meow4melissa]

Meoww!! Aha hii tumblr :D My name is Melissa. Hey! I love all animals but my absolute favorite is kitties and I heard there was a lot of them here! Just dm me if you want to join my kitty cat club :) No creeps aloud!!

Melissa is my favorite so I had too!!

"Hey, Melissa!" is very much cannon here so don't interact if you're uncomfortable with that. No hard feelings!

No singular cohesive timeline for any of these. In some she's already kidnapped Paul and Ted and in others she's having a semi normal conversation with them. Unless it gets established each interaction with each account is totally separate.

I'll definitely ask before going in to kill somebody or something of the sort so don't worry about that too much! I tend to give her some restraint, even if she contemplates it, and can totally take something in a different direction if people just want to befriend her or something.

I'm open to lots of different ships and parrings but no explicitly sexual stuff please. Jokes and gorey stuff is fine. Thank you!!

[meow4melissa]

Why do you think some people are dogs, Melissa?

The real question should be why do dogs disguise themselves as people? I'm just seeing them for what they are under that skin suit. Nothing more.

[meow4melissa]

Melissaaa you're very cuuute and definitely not a criminal <3

Aww thank you! And thank you? I mean you're right I'm not a criminal! Not even something small like stealing! I try to keep a nice squeaky clean record:3

[meow4melissa]

Hey, Melissa! How would you feel if you turned into a werewolf? :3

Hmm never thought about it before. Don't think I'd really want to be associated with dogs but if I have no choice then,, maybe my dogs will respect me more! As they should. Some of them are so hard to train. I'd be like, a stronger version of them! Much cleaner than those mutts though.

Do you think it would be permanent? Might be hard to live, plus I wouldn't want to scare my poor kitty's! D: if it's a full moon situation I think I could adjust :p just have to make sure my kitties are locked away for some nights even if it would make me sad :( It might make it easier to pick up more dogs though if I'm a wearwolf. Suppose I could deal with being all nice and fuzzy for a bit!

[meow4melissa]

I wish I had cute fluffy ears and a fuzzy tailll.. TwT

Aww, maybe I can help ya out! :D I own some ol pairs of cat ears :> fuzzy, lots of fun colors! We can get ya all pampered up!! ^^

[meow4melissa]

you've heard of calling ted a dirty dog but what about

:0 I've never really about having other kinds of pets! Normally I would say Teddy Bear was too bad to be a cute lil bunny but him hopping around is just too much!! I'll really have to consider it.

[j7nkovich]

I mean, he does act quite a bit like a bunny

easy to piss off for no reason loud especially when he is pissed off, reminds me of bunnies thumping when mad bunnies see being groomed as a sign of dominance when in alot of the animal kingdom iirc grooming another animal is a sign that you're the dominant one, similar to how he thinks so much of himself when nobody else does All Up In Your Personal Space

[meow4melissa]

Woah I never knew about all that stuff. That does sound like my Teddy Bear.. He gets all fussy easy and starts banging on his kennel.

Maybe I've been having a hard time with training because I'm trying to force him to be something he's not- oh no D: I might need to adjust his food.. dose he need a new kennel? Maybe even let him hop around the house sometimes? I'll have to look into this right away.

[j7nkovich]

maybe, also might be upset cause he's cold. it's like, yknow, dogs and most animals have like a fur coating that acts almost like "clothes" right? people even knit sweaters for like, hairless cats and stuff to keep them warm since theyre lacking their fur, like -- even for the NATURAL hairless cats, it was an unstable trait, so that might also be pissing him off? hmmmm

the bunny thing might work too though, i mean i accidentally turned him into a bunny (DONT ASK.) and he seemed somewhat content with it. if a little bit kicky

still trying to fix that though......

[meow4melissa]

Oh I just don't know anymore. Normally my dogs learn pretty quickly but he's just so stubborn. It would be a shame to put him down..

I'll have to try knitting him a sweater before I try the bunny thing. It'll be perfect and pink just for him! Too bad I can't understand his animal noises. :/ Maybe then he could tell me what's wrong. Thank you for the advice though ^^

[meow4melissa]

you've heard of calling ted a dirty dog but what about

:0 I've never really about having other kinds of pets! Normally I would say Teddy Bear was too bad to be a cute lil bunny but him hopping around is just too much!! I'll really have to consider it.

[j7nkovich]

I mean, he does act quite a bit like a bunny

easy to piss off for no reason loud especially when he is pissed off, reminds me of bunnies thumping when mad bunnies see being groomed as a sign of dominance when in alot of the animal kingdom iirc grooming another animal is a sign that you're the dominant one, similar to how he thinks so much of himself when nobody else does All Up In Your Personal Space

[meow4melissa]

Woah I never knew about all that stuff. That does sound like my Teddy Bear.. He gets all fussy easy and starts banging on his kennel.

Maybe I've been having a hard time with training because I'm trying to force him to be something he's not- oh no D: I might need to adjust his food.. dose he need a new kennel? Maybe even let him hop around the house sometimes? I'll have to look into this right away.

[meow4melissa]

Melissaaaa <3 ≽^•⩊•^≼

Oh hii!! A heart for me? How sweet :} Been having a lot of people and critters saying hi lately, it's nice!

[findjesus]

Melissa rang the doorbell to the Chasity home. Prepared to see her favorite kid to babysit. She was always so sweet and well behaved. Melissa held onto the strap to her pink bag that held all kinds of games for the night. A few seconds passed by before the door opened and Melissa saw Karen appear with a little Grace coming up right behind her. "Heya guys! Here and ready!"

@meow4melissa

(Ooc: CHEERING!! Hope this one was good:3 Idk how old she is here though you can decide. I honestly see her needing a babysitter for longer than average because of her parents but it doesn't rlly matter!!)

Karen smiled at Melissa, widening the door so she could enter. “Why, hello Melissa! Thanks again for agreeing to watch over our little angel.” Grace waved to Melissa with a big grin on her face. “Hi Ms. Melissa!” As Melissa entered, Karen spoke again. “Now, we should be back no later than 11:30. That means Grace should be in bed by 8:30, snd not a moment later,” she turned to face Grace, “okay?” Grace vigorously nodded, pulling Melissa onto the couch. Karen gave a wave. “Have fun you two!” Karen and Mark left, leaving the two alone.

((ooc: no no this is such a good idea, grace would definitely have a babysitter until like she started highschool))

[meow4melissa]

"Of course Mrs Chasity! You know we will!" She snag out for them before they both left. She let Grace drag her to the couch and sat down right next to her. "Soo Gracie, you got anything in mind? Because I was thinking we could watch your favorite movie? Maybe play a little game? Oh! Actually, you're not hungry are you? We could make a lil something."

Melissa tilted her head and waited for what Grace might have to say. It did seem like she had something in mind already.

[findjesus]

“Well, I don’t know! I usually always have something in mind, but since it was such late notice… do you have anything you wanna do?”

Grace looked up at her, the tooth next to her left front tooth missing. She was a late bloomer in lots of different ways.

[meow4melissa]

"Welll" she thought aloud. Tapping her finger on her chin.

"We could play some board games! Maybe even hide and seek if you're up for it. It has been a while hasn't it?"

[findjesus]

“It has.. we should do that! I hide, you seek?” Grace looked up at Melissa, already getting up and thinking of a good place to hide.

[meow4melissa]

"Sure! I'm pretty good at this game though so you better hide well!" She giggles and stays on the couch, covering her eyes to slowly count.

"...Ten! Ready or not here I come!" Melissa stands, checking around the couch and obvious open areas. Grace wasn't found but it never hurt to check.

[findjesus]

Grace covered her mouth, giggling. She was hiding in the spare closet on the second floor, right behind the brooms.

She whispered to herself. “She’ll never find me here…”

[meow4melissa]

"Hmm.." Melissa searched and searched the first floor. Checking behind curtains and even inside cabinets. Everywhere she looksed came with a 'gotcha' that inevitably led to nothing.

She hopped she hadn't missed Grace and made her way upstairs. She was looking through the guest room before she heard some giggles near by.

"Oh well where could Grace be?" She said loud enough she was sure Grace would hear her.

This caused Grace to make some more noise and Melissa had tracked Grace to a certain spot. The closet. "Huh, doesn't seem she's upstairs. Maybe I oughta- boo!" She swung the door open with some giggles of her own

[meow4melissa]

mroooww !! ^_^ hi melissa !!

Haii!! And who is this wonderful kitty cat? :]

[meow4melissa]

you've heard of calling ted a dirty dog but what about

:0 I've never really about having other kinds of pets! Normally I would say Teddy Bear was too bad to be a cute lil bunny but him hopping around is just too much!! I'll really have to consider it.

[meow4melissa]

looks at you with my autistic eyes /SILLY

GASP!! KITTY AWWW!! Aren't you and your big autistic eyes just the cutest?? I've never seen a cat like you. Aw I just havta keep you!! You don't have an owner do you? Melissa kneels down and pets ya :>

[marsizalien]

WAIT NO WHY DO YOU KEEPS GOING AFTER MY MUTUALS

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG BACKGROUND GUY NOOOOOOOO

just wait until she realizes i'm a pup regressor

then i'd be fucked

[j7nkovich]

RUUUUNNN FORREST RUUUUN! or, mr. the alien, run---

[marsizalien]

wha- are YOU not running then too

and she kinda adopted me this is my new mom so i'm good

[j7nkovich]

dont feel like it

i am an kitty cat now

[marsizalien]

fair enough

i'm hungry

@meow4melissa mom we're(yes, WE) hungry

[meow4melissa]

Aww well I won't let my sweeties go hungry!

Feast!! :D

[marsizalien]

yayyyy consumption

so, hypthetically

if one of you has to put your "dogs" down, can i have em...

i just have... specific food preferences

[meow4melissa]

Hrmm sure! Not like they're good for anything else anyway! :>

[meow4melissa]

Dogs bother me every time I go out (¬`‸´¬)

Ugh. Ew. Hope they leave you alone soon >:/ If not, I have some tips on how to take them in and train them! You just have to wait for the right time.

[meow4melissa]

Meow :3

Meow! Aha what a cutie :D what's another lil cat doing here? I've sure got a lot on my hands but I'm sure I could take in another :]

[findjesus]

Melissa rang the doorbell to the Chasity home. Prepared to see her favorite kid to babysit. She was always so sweet and well behaved. Melissa held onto the strap to her pink bag that held all kinds of games for the night. A few seconds passed by before the door opened and Melissa saw Karen appear with a little Grace coming up right behind her. "Heya guys! Here and ready!"

@meow4melissa

(Ooc: CHEERING!! Hope this one was good:3 Idk how old she is here though you can decide. I honestly see her needing a babysitter for longer than average because of her parents but it doesn't rlly matter!!)

Karen smiled at Melissa, widening the door so she could enter. “Why, hello Melissa! Thanks again for agreeing to watch over our little angel.” Grace waved to Melissa with a big grin on her face. “Hi Ms. Melissa!” As Melissa entered, Karen spoke again. “Now, we should be back no later than 11:30. That means Grace should be in bed by 8:30, snd not a moment later,” she turned to face Grace, “okay?” Grace vigorously nodded, pulling Melissa onto the couch. Karen gave a wave. “Have fun you two!” Karen and Mark left, leaving the two alone.

((ooc: no no this is such a good idea, grace would definitely have a babysitter until like she started highschool))

[meow4melissa]

"Of course Mrs Chasity! You know we will!" She snag out for them before they both left. She let Grace drag her to the couch and sat down right next to her. "Soo Gracie, you got anything in mind? Because I was thinking we could watch your favorite movie? Maybe play a little game? Oh! Actually, you're not hungry are you? We could make a lil something."

Melissa tilted her head and waited for what Grace might have to say. It did seem like she had something in mind already.

[findjesus]

“Well, I don’t know! I usually always have something in mind, but since it was such late notice… do you have anything you wanna do?”

Grace looked up at her, the tooth next to her left front tooth missing. She was a late bloomer in lots of different ways.

[meow4melissa]

"Welll" she thought aloud. Tapping her finger on her chin.

"We could play some board games! Maybe even hide and seek if you're up for it. It has been a while hasn't it?"

[findjesus]

“It has.. we should do that! I hide, you seek?” Grace looked up at Melissa, already getting up and thinking of a good place to hide.

[meow4melissa]

"Sure! I'm pretty good at this game though so you better hide well!" She giggles and stays on the couch, covering her eyes to slowly count.

"...Ten! Ready or not here I come!" Melissa stands, checking around the couch and obvious open areas. Grace wasn't found but it never hurt to check.

[meow4melissa]

looks at you with my autistic eyes /SILLY

GASP!! KITTY AWWW!! Aren't you and your big autistic eyes just the cutest?? I've never seen a cat like you. Aw I just havta keep you!! You don't have an owner do you? Melissa kneels down and pets ya :>

[marsizalien]

WAIT NO WHY DO YOU KEEPS GOING AFTER MY MUTUALS

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG BACKGROUND GUY NOOOOOOOO

just wait until she realizes i'm a pup regressor

then i'd be fucked

[j7nkovich]

RUUUUNNN FORREST RUUUUN! or, mr. the alien, run---

[marsizalien]

wha- are YOU not running then too

and she kinda adopted me this is my new mom so i'm good

[j7nkovich]

dont feel like it

i am an kitty cat now

[marsizalien]

fair enough

i'm hungry

@meow4melissa mom we're(yes, WE) hungry

[meow4melissa]

Aww well I won't let my sweeties go hungry!

Feast!! :D

[findjesus]

Melissa rang the doorbell to the Chasity home. Prepared to see her favorite kid to babysit. She was always so sweet and well behaved. Melissa held onto the strap to her pink bag that held all kinds of games for the night. A few seconds passed by before the door opened and Melissa saw Karen appear with a little Grace coming up right behind her. "Heya guys! Here and ready!"

@meow4melissa

(Ooc: CHEERING!! Hope this one was good:3 Idk how old she is here though you can decide. I honestly see her needing a babysitter for longer than average because of her parents but it doesn't rlly matter!!)

Karen smiled at Melissa, widening the door so she could enter. “Why, hello Melissa! Thanks again for agreeing to watch over our little angel.” Grace waved to Melissa with a big grin on her face. “Hi Ms. Melissa!” As Melissa entered, Karen spoke again. “Now, we should be back no later than 11:30. That means Grace should be in bed by 8:30, snd not a moment later,” she turned to face Grace, “okay?” Grace vigorously nodded, pulling Melissa onto the couch. Karen gave a wave. “Have fun you two!” Karen and Mark left, leaving the two alone.

((ooc: no no this is such a good idea, grace would definitely have a babysitter until like she started highschool))

[meow4melissa]

"Of course Mrs Chasity! You know we will!" She snag out for them before they both left. She let Grace drag her to the couch and sat down right next to her. "Soo Gracie, you got anything in mind? Because I was thinking we could watch your favorite movie? Maybe play a little game? Oh! Actually, you're not hungry are you? We could make a lil something."

Melissa tilted her head and waited for what Grace might have to say. It did seem like she had something in mind already.

[findjesus]

“Well, I don’t know! I usually always have something in mind, but since it was such late notice… do you have anything you wanna do?”

Grace looked up at her, the tooth next to her left front tooth missing. She was a late bloomer in lots of different ways.

[meow4melissa]

"Welll" she thought aloud. Tapping her finger on her chin.

"We could play some board games! Maybe even hide and seek if you're up for it. It has been a while hasn't it?"