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about your fawkes the phoenixes post, i always thought fawkes was based on a secretary bird. could you draw fawkes as one? that'd be so cool

ayy you mean this post ?? and yeah actually secretary birds are kind of the body type i imagine for em anyway ! maybe

#hp #fanart #good post #comic

sagihairius

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

cigardoesart

hanzo thinks genji looks like a tentacle onion

#waaahh wahhh #fanart #overwatch

dunesand

rough doodles of my

favorite…pokemon….. 8 ^ )

#pkmn #fanart #doodles

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thestirge

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

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omg

#thnk

dutchstore

Big shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur

blackwolfartz

Unmute this. You won’t be disappointed.

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Arthur is such a blessing he makes me laugh without fail please unmute this

gabyluvsxena

This is perfect

girliegirltm

Oh bless it!!

#video #vine #thank you internet

robalyn

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

kittiesinqueerland

new york to haiti

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greenland is right out

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ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

queerqueerspawn

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

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Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

queerqueerspawn

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

shitshilarious

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

thatsthat24

But again, Greenland is right out

becausebirds

Surfer swans having the time of their life.

#video #thanks internet #animals being cute

leftnipsdoodles

i kept walking into all of junkrat’s traps without fail and when we were en route to attack objective b it happened again and my teammates decided it was time to shame me

#ugh tumblr i can't leave you #overwatch #fanart