I'm on my COD shiz

I'm Kasey. I'm also meowmeowriley on AO3. I'm also an Elder Emo Piece of Shit, at your service. I can't stop thinking about those tragic little COD men. They consume my every waking thought. I shall vomit those thoughts out here.

[meowmeowriley]

Hi, I'm Kasey, or meowmeowriley. I write Ghost/Soap fanfiction on Ao3, here, and (rarely) Twitter. I also stream on Twitch, where I cosplay as Ghost and do Pokémon Nuzlockes.

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My completed fics with links to Ao3:

1) Oh, Brother - Ghost and Soap getting together, through the eyes of their siblings. There's an aquarium date. Now it's a series!

2) Changes: A Poll-Fic - This was a choose your own adventure horror story. Somehow, we got a happy ending, even though it was completely in the hands of the people of Tumblr!

3) MMR's One-Shots - There's spice, silly dancing, a Build-a-Bear date, a range of things!

My WIPs with links to Ao3:

1) I Don't Think We're in Space Anymore - Ghost is a shape-shifting alien and also chaotic as fuck. And horny. Whoops.

2) Watership Down-Bad - Shifter AU. Simon Ghost "Is a Rabbit Shifter But Nobody Knows That" Riley and John Soap "Grew Up on a Rabbit Farm Killing Meat Rabbits and Loves to Talk About it" MacTavish. Enemies (though Soap didn't know it) to friends to lovers

3) Creature of Habit - Time travel fix it where Ghost gets tossed back in time and decides to fix his broken family

4) Fantasy Man - Author John MacTavish wrote a series of novels called Call of Duty, and finds himself in the universe of his Modern Warfare series. Yes, it's an isekai. One sided enemies to lovers because Ghost can't stand him at first.

5) Poké-Pandemonium - Pokémon and secrets. Pokémon master Ghost is out of touch with how extreme his adventure has been compared to anyone else.

6) Be Kind, Rewind - Ghost is suddenly 10 years younger. It's got ups and downs. Up: His aches and pains are gone. Up: More energy, more flexibility. Up: His dick. Constantly. Down: Why is he so horny, fuckin hell. Down: He's tiny. He's gotta build muscle again. Down: being 19 actually sucks.

7) Was tHat thE BiTe oF 22 - FNAF but all the characters are replaced with COD characters. It's my little abomination.

8) Not Just Loose Ends - 09 Ghost has been watching over and mentoring 22 Ghost his whole life. A broody and sarcastic guardian angel. In a skull mask.

9) Little Meow Meow - Catboy Ghost! More specifically, Ghost is a genetically engineered Cougar Shifter, hella emo, and also comes back to life once killed. So unkillable emo catboy!

[meowmeowriley]

[ao3commentoftheday]

you're not turning your fandom hobby into a job are you? giving yourself deadlines and quotas that you have to meet? focusing on the numbers instead of your enjoyment of the act of creation?

[ao3commentoftheday]

you're not taking your love of something and using it as a tool to hurt yourself are you? loving it so hard that you forget to take care of yourself? telling yourself that people only care about you because of what you make and that they'll stop if you take a break? pushing yourself to work instead of rest so that the thing that used to give you joy and energy is now also burning you out, like everything else?

[tanked-up]

Soap: Tomorrow we can bang

Soap: *hang*

Soap: Oh God

Ghost: No take backs

[meowmeowriley]

Gaz and Soap conducting a bearing test with their unit. All men are lined up and instructed not to move a muscle.

At first, some would scratch their noses, or flex their hands, or move their heads. Any movement resulted in the whole unit doing push ups. Even down to the smallest movements, the eagle eyed Sergeants caught the slightest shift of weight or roll of shoulders.

When it's finally drilled into the men that they must not move in any capacity, the Sergeants get creative in their efforts.

Gaz disappears momentarily, only to materialize behind the line of men with a whoopee cushion. The deflation of which causes several men to laugh, sending them all to the dirt once more.

The two sword fought with sex toys for good measure, broke out the screaming rubber chicken, anything they possibly could just to coax the men into laughing until all could hold it in.

Some called it grueling, near torturous.

All of it was done to prepare them for being in the field with the 141, who constantly joke and mouth off to one another, despite Laswell's constant reminder to keep it tactical. (Even though she herself would join in on the antics)

And yet still, several men laughed when Gaz and Price deadpanned about checking each others trousers, or Ghost and Soap traded awful jokes, landing themselves once again lined up for bearing training.

It became known as 141 resistance training, as it was really just training to resist the urge to laugh at the 141's antics.

[heladodavellana]

them 🖤🤍

[meowmeowriley]

Ghost who has a secret. He's secretly a Drag Queen.

His stage name is Riley Rider. Riley being his own name of course, and Rider having multiple meanings. Rider sounds a bit like like ride-her, or could indicate what she's like to be doing with her man (save a horse, ride a cowboy, am I right?) but also because Riley has this whole biker-chick thing goin' on. If he were honest with himself, and he rarely was, his outfits as Riley could be boiled down to skimpier versions of shit he'd wear on a regular basis. With more studs. But really the same amount of skulls.

Now Soap. Soap has a secret. One that is 5000% Gaz's fault. He's got a thing for Drag Queen's.

He hadn't realized this about himself until Gaz had decided to drag Soap, nearly kicking and screaming, to a drag show.

And he saw her. Riley Rider. Hottest piece of ass he'd ever seen in his life. Ass, tits, muscles. Shit. If Soap had known what a muscle mommy was, maybe he could've been a little bit straight. But Riley. He'd like to ride-her till he came hands-free. Soap learned a lot about himself that night.

Soap began frequenting the clubs near their base, attending every show Riley performed in, with Gaz in tow as moral support. Hoping to finally work up the courage to ask for her number. Praying she weren't straight when not in drag.

When he finally managed to get her attention and follow her backstage, he was not in the least bit expecting to be shoved against the wall with his arms held above his head and an accusatory finger thrust into his sternum.

The Queen leaned in so close he could taste her breath. She dropped her voice and vitriol dripped from every word as she quietly seethed into his ear, "If you're here to give me grief about this, MacTavish, I swear to GOD I will make your life hell from here on out."

Soap's mind shut down and rebooted as he realized with mounting horror that he'd been crushing on his Lieutenant, and that said Lieutenant thought he was here to mock him. "Ghost?!"

[resident-idiot-simp]

Everyone please give a big thank you too @meowmeowriley I was whining to them about my thoughts and opinions on Ash as a character. (Which were thoroughly reciprocated)

Now you have this

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

“That's…a lot of gym badges.” Blue said with a low whistle. Red too, seemed stunned. Blue didn't even recognize them all.

Blue blinked however as he spotted a familiar badge, a badge he sure as hell didn't remember giving the kid. “Wait…that's Veridian cities.” 

Red perked up, knowing that tone well.

“Yeah?” The kid was confused.

“I didn't give you that badge.”

[meowmeowriley]

Is it COD? No. Am I reblogging it because I literally cannot tell you how much I fucking love pokemon and am beyond excited that my friend wrote this? Uh huh. My blog, my rules.

[thermiccircuits]

they are so green and pink to me

[meowmeowriley]

Gonna be going to sleep tonight imagining Ghost and Soap being someone's fairy god parents now.

I think it'll be Roach.

And Gaz and Price just think the guy is mad lucky and also mad like insane, because he constantly talks survives things he absolutely shouldn't but also he keeps talking to inanimate and oddly colored objects. Why does the man own so many pink hand grenades? And his knife is bright green and has a skull on the hilt, that's not in regs.

[hurrraaid]

Willing stop drawing default ghost in dumb text tops? No. No I will not. .

.

[meowmeowriley]

MEOWMEOW OMG OMG EMOW MEOW ITS IMPORTANT OMG-

*heavy breathing as i run up to you tripping and falling onto my ass, coughing out dust and dirt from the ditch pipes back up and skids to a stop in front of you*

WAS THAT A JOJOS REFERENCE!?!?

And what if it was?

[skulldetergent]

i can't stop thinking about ghost meeting soap's toddler nephew & niece for the first time, and the little ones are just staring at simon's face so intensively because they've never seen scars like that

ghost would surely come up with the most random made up stories to make them feel less afraid or just to fuck with them

"this one? oh yeah, i fell off my bicycle a few years ago because i wasn't careful enough" and it's a literal glasgow smile

later, when they're alone, simon jokes to soap about how he hopes that they're not going to a swimming pool any time soon because he can't come up with a good fake story for his autopsy scar

and funnily enough, this scenario could be applied to post 2023!soap as well in a way. because surely someone had to explain to these little kids why their uncle suddenly has a huge scar on one side of his head

or perhaps they just slap a bandaid on soap's head and say that he hit his head in an accident or something along those lines, and refuse to elaborate further

[meowmeowriley]

*heavy, child-like breathing*

👁👁

You, I imagine:

[elizariaa]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John “Soap” MacTavish/Simon “Ghost” Riley Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, John “Soap” MacTavish Additional Tags: Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Epistolary, Captain John “Soap” MacTavish, Slow Burn, Mild Sexual Content Summary:

Ghost, under threat of another psychological evaluation from both his CO and therapist, has been forced to partake in a penpal programme with another soldier in order to “practise empathy” and “re-establish human connection.” He hates it until he doesn’t.

MacTavish willingly volunteers for the SAS’s new penpal programme because what the hell, it could be fun. And when his penpal ends up being adorably emotionally constipated, well, that certainly doesn’t hurt.

[meowmeowriley]

I just finished reading this, binged the whole thing. I laughed, I teared up, it was everything I needed right now. Holy hell, please, please, PLEASE go read this. There's not enough 09 Ghoap going around right now, this was awesome! And I only found it because of this post.

[rimfaxe]

finally got to drawing a smooch <3

[notyoucat]

Coming back from dead to post some fem ghoap art!

This might be too spicy for tumblr but I'll include it anyway

Here are some half finished doodles

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[meowmeowriley]

Oh look, a nervous goth

The Hebridean sheep is my favorite sheep ❤️