Spot

I love dragons and COD a bit too much for someone who has to concentrate :]

[spottlessspectre]

I think I should probably introduce myself so:

Helloo

You can call Spot or Spec or any variation of my username, I'd love to chat :]

You can find me on Ao3 as SpotlessSpectre so go say hi on there too if you want (PLEASE)

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[purelunaris]

kinda wanting to try it but i dont have the ingredients

[gay-little-isopod]

ill do this at the weekend probably

[introvertedx10]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[artistic-vampyre]

I am actively being called out left and right on this platform.

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[astheriiiart]

Happy pride month 🌈✨️

[redstonedust]

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[the-haiku-bot]

This tag has been more

effective than any meds

I’ve ever taken

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[penandinkprincess]

ilya's lying ass sending shane "You suck at sexting." like it isn't REALLY doing it for him.

like for general sexting?? yeah shane's not earning medals.

for audience-specific sexting??? man is UNDEFEATED.

[joeyclaire]

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

[pirateherokillian]

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

[joeyclaire]

thank you for this addition seriously

[beebundt]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

[beebundt]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[penandinkprincess]

very soft imagining how pleased shane would be by the slow shift over time of ilya more consistently saying "the cottage" instead of "your cottage" because there's just an assumption of shared possession over it.

like in the phonecall ilya says he's coming to the cottage because what other one would he be talking about, but i feel like in casual conversation, he would say things like, "you have this at your cottage as well?"

until it slowly starts to consistently just be THE cottage when he talks about it. because of course it's theirs together. it's shane's so it's his, too, just like everything of ilya's is shane's if he wants it.

and there's never a discussion about it, but ilya will be doing something like scrolling and come across a new table or deck chair and hold his phone out to shane and ask, "we should have this for the cottage, yes?" and shane just :) because his fortress of solitude isn't a fortress of solitude anymore.

it's a home he shares with the love of his life.

[herpsandbirds]

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Hockey world: “omg are we actually going to see the sweet side of Ilya that made Shane fall now that they are out ??”

Hollanov: “Erm! actually! Shane is the one that was repressing his true self!

(if you are good than maybe it makes up for the ‘bad thing’ you are doing)

and Surprise he is ALSO a cocky asshole when he’s no longer scared of the world!”

Shane: *chirping his ass off and flirting loudly with Ilya*

Ilya doesn’t change one bit after the reveal. Shane however releases his inner feral animal.

[raincitygirl76]

Remember in 1.05, when Rose Landry says to Shane, “You’re secretly one of the funniest people I know.” Note the “secretly”. Shane has spent his entire career so media-trained that he only ever displays his sarcastic, cunty side in private.

And where did all that media training get him? Run out of Montreal on a rail. From now on Shane will not be holding back any longer. His public image is bland. His actual personality is not. And he’s reached the point where he’s starting to care less about presenting the perfect media trained image. Since it did him no good at all when the chips were down.

I think the OP is right. The public will be seeing a much funnier, much more savage, and more truthful Shane from now on. I’m not saying he’ll forget all his media training. But he’s going to lighten up and let bits and pieces of his cunty, hilarious real personality show through from time to time.

Yuna will be worried at first . But in fact, behaving like a Real Boy (with a wicked sense of humour) somehow makes him more popular. Finally, a Shane Hollander who occasionally breaks free of his Most Boring Man in Hockey public persona and turns out to be hilarious.

Hockey Twitter will go insane.

[academicblorbo]

It's a combination of "I've had ENOUGH" & "I'm now with Ilya and everyone knows I'm gay so YOLO" & "being a Good Leader™ sometimes means being a loveable asshole who smooches his teammates - as advertised by Ilya" & "Ilya says my angry kitten face is adorable so get ready for Furious Puma" & Yuna being like "I know we talked about you being a role model but at this point everyone knows you are the DEI nightmare* of every conservative bigot but with 3+ Cups soooo who's the winner here"

So the first time Ilya makes a joke on social media about impregnating Shane - which you KNOW he will - it goes like this:

Ilya: I want to get you pregnant so bad it makes me look stupid

Shane: sorry can't do, Hayden has dibs

Ilya: WHO has WHAT now

[the-haiku-bot]

Ilya: I want to

get you pregnant so bad it

makes me look stupid

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[themoonandmyman]

I think the first time Hollanov watch brokeback mountain (Harris has been getting on their ass about it) they have to stop it halfway through because it’s too painful and relatable.

They don’t talk about it, but they just go to bed and hold each other for hours, talking about small things, things that don’t matter. They don’t need to address the elephant, they know it too well, and they know each other. Just lying there breathing each other’s air is enough.