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@meowruki
rips my shirt open to reveal a second shirt underneath that says I ❤️ STICKING MY FINGERS IN THE OPEN WOUND OF CATHARTIC RELEASE
rips open that shirt to reveal a third, other shirt that says ITS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING
soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
huh.
took off my pants
it's dog motif sheep motif Saturday everybody 🧍♂️
more random dialogue prompts.
“why do you have that look on your face?”
“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”
“what have you done to yourself?”
“did you do something different with your hair?”
“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”
“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”
“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”
“there’s something wrong with me.”
“no, i don’t hate you.”
“hey stupid.”
“we’re aren’t them.”
“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”
“you know you’re wrong.”
“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”
“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”
“what makes me so special?”
“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”
“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”
“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
“how about we don’t do that.”
“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”
“you’re the worst.”
“i don’t need you right now.”
𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
“ am i not good enough? ”
“ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ”
“ why did you help me? ”
“ who do you fight for? ”
“ why do you hate me? ”
“ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ”
“ you’re not dating anyone, are you? ”
“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”
“ where do you think you’re going? ”
“ how long have i been asleep? ”
“ are you going to kill me? ”
“ why can’t i come with you? ”
“ we all have secrets, don’t we? ”
“ did you want to be alone? ”
“ why should i trust you? ”
“ wait. did you hear that? ”
“ promise me? ”
“ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ”
“ do you remember anything at all? ”
“ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ”
“ you wanna know what your problem is? ”
“ may i have this dance? ”
“ can i ask… what happened? ”
“ how many people have you killed? how many? ”
“ do you ever hear yourself? ”
“ would you run away with me? ”
“ could you be happy here with me? ”
“ you can’t or you won’t? ”
“ you slept with them, didn’t you? ”
“ well, how do i look? ”
“ after all you’ve done how can i possibly trust you? ”
“ why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ”
“ what did they do to you? ”
“ so why’s it so important anyway? ”
“ where have you been? ”
“ why are you looking at me like that? ”
“ why did you come? ”
“ what are you doing out here by yourself? ”
“ is… that my shirt you’re wearing? ”
“ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ”
“ why does it always have to be a fight with you? ”
“ why can’t you look me in the eye? ”
“ can you forgive me? ”
“ what if i never see you again? ”
“ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ”
“ how about a little midnight snack? ”
“ are you… smelling me? ”
“ how did you get this scar? ”
“ what do you want in exchange for it? ”
“ what did you want to tell me? ”
❥ 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎 ( ₂₀₀₅ ) ﹔ please do not add to the post. you may adjust any pronouns as needed.
❝ why do i feel like this is not going to work ? ❞
❝ look how far i still have to go. ❞
❝ you couldn’t think of something a bit more useful ? ❞
❝ my talent lies in casting spells, not breaking them. ❞
❝ what on earth is wrong with you two ? ❞
❝ why don’t you just give up ? ❞
❝ pull yourself together. isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for ? ❞
❝ he has been using his magic for entirely selfish reasons. ❞
❝ that boy is extremely dangerous. ❞
❝ but then she fell prey to a demon of greed, who slowly consumed her body and soul. ❞
❝ he may be selfish and cowardly, and sometimes he’s hard to understand, but his intentions are good. ❞
❝ now i understand. you’re in love with them. ❞
❝ i want his heart, his heart belongs to me. ❞
❝ didn’t i teach you better ? ❞
❝ i’m not trying to outwit you. ❞
❝ it’s time to show them what you really are. ❞
❝ i’ll distract them. ❞
❝ knowing you’d be there gave me the courage to show up. ❞
❝ you saved me. i was in big trouble back there. ❞
❝ don’t try to be cute. i’m still not going to trust you. ❞
❝ oh, this is bad. you’ve gone too far. ❞
❝ are you in pain ? tell me what’s happening. ❞
❝ go away. ❞
❝ no, i’m not going away. i’m going to help you break the spell that you’re under. ❞
❝ but you don’t understand ❞
❝ you’re too late. ❞
❝ you should know that by now, come on. ❞
❝ i’m so sorry, but that would be confidential information. ❞
❝ what possessed you to let them in my house ? ❞
❝ seems everyone in this family’s got problems. ❞
❝ be gentle with me, please. ❞
❝ it’s a present for you. come see. ❞
❝ did you use your magic to make this ? ❞
❝ this place is gorgeous ! it’s like a dream. ❞
❝ it all seems so familiar, yet i know i’ve never been here before. ❞
❝ i feel so at home. ❞
❝ come with me. ❞
❝ you were alone ? ❞
❝ what’s the matter ? ❞
❝ it’s you’re scaring me. ❞
❝ i have this weird feeling that you’re going to leave. ❞
❝ tell me what’s going on. please. ❞
❝ i don’t care if you’re a monster. ❞
❝ so, you are going away ? ❞
❝ even though i’m not pretty… ❞
❝ you’re beautiful ! ❞
❝ you’ve got nothing much to lose. ❞
❝ what’s happening ? what did you do ? ❞
❝ uh-oh. here they come. ❞
❝ don’t let go ! ❞
❝ you’re in love. don’t deny it. ❞
❝ have you ever been in love before ? ❞
❝ you better not go outside tonight. ❞
❝ i searched everywhere for you ! ❞
❝ everyone’s saying it’s my fault that you left. ❞
❝ do you want to leave too ? ❞
❝ i love you. you have to stay… ❞
❝ we’re a family now. ❞
❝ only idiots believe what they read in the paper. ❞
❝ do you have to keep smoking that ? it smells terrible. ❞
❝ i’m sorry. i should’ve gotten here sooner. ❞
❝ you’re alive ! oh, thank goodness. ❞
❝ i think you and i need to have a nice, long heart-to-heart chat. ❞
❝ how unlike you. not running away anymore. ❞
❝ don’t go out there. it’s too dangerous ! ❞
❝ let’s run ! don’t fight them. ❞
❝ sorry. i’ve had enough of running away. ❞
❝ and now i’ve got something i want to protect. it’s you. ❞
❝ come back ! ❞
❝ i need your help. ❞
❝ i know you can do it. ❞
❝ they say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst. ❞
❝ yeah, but no one really believes that. ❞
❝ imagine what i could’ve done with your eyes. or your heart. ❞
❝ my heart’s ruined ! ❞
❝ what have i done… ❞
❝ find me in the future ! ❞
❝ i didn’t mean to make you wait this long. ❞
❝ you really want it that badly ? ❞
❝ thank you, you have a big heart. ❞
❝ a heart’s a heavy burden. ❞
❝ your hair looks just like starlight. ❞
❝ it looks like your true love is in love with someone else. ❞
❝ one thing that you can always count on is that hearts change. ❞
❝ i love it when you talk like that. ❞
❝ the game is over. ❞
❝ you didn’t have to come back. ❞
𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬
* change pronouns as needed.
i’m much older than i thought i’d be.
regret it later.
all eyes are on you.
don’t hold it against them.
the reckoning has come today.
things got worse when i met you.
you don’t know what i’ve been through.
hey boss, how about a raise?
sorry that i can’t help you out.
she’s onto me.
i’m touched you’ve opened up to me.
i’m in control.
maybe third’s the charm.
…and then he was gone.
i did my best to make us whole again.
it felt like i was someone else.
do they know?
the doubt within me grows that we’ll meet again.
i promised we’d stay friends.
i changed the most of all.
maybe it’s too late for us.
there’s more than meets the eyes.
it would tear you apart if you knew.
whatever happened, i don’t wanna know.
i wasn’t always a monster.
you need to run!
i can’t say goodbye.
no one will listen.
i feel like she’s lying.
i feel like i’m dying.
why don’t you believe me?
maybe you’re right.
who’s that i see?
why do you want to stay?
is this where you want to be?
i’m so sorry. i wish i’d been there.
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐍.
i like to think that at least MOST of these can be made platonic!! but y’all use these at your discretion! i wish i could explain what inspired me to do these, but honestly i have no idea. i wanted soft stuff, i made the soft stuff, and now i give it to you guys for whatever wonderfully gifted plans you have for them! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!
[ MANICURE ]: sender and receiver paint each other’s nails together.
[ JIGSAW ]: sender and receiver do jigsaw puzzles together.
[ BOARD ]: sender and receiver play board games together.
[ MOVIE ]: sender and receiver enjoy a movie night together.
[ GAME ]: sender and receiver enjoy a game night (using video games, board games and other mediums) together.
[ BAKE ]: sender and receiver go baking together.
[ COOK ]: sender and receiver go cooking together.
[ STYLE ]: sender and receiver do each other’s make-up.
[ BATH ]: sender and receiver run a bath to share together.
[ RELAX ]: sender and receiver arrange to do facials/a spa day together.
[ HAIR ]: sender and receiver bathe and style one another’s hair.
[ ARTISTS ]: sender and receiver go painting/drawing together for the evening.
[ GINGERBREAD ]: sender and receiver bake, build and decorate a gingerbread/cookie house together.
[ DECOR ]: sender and receiver decorate a room together.
[ BUILD ]: sender and receiver embark upon a DIY building project together.
[ PILLOW ]: sender and receiver engage in a pillow fight with each other.
[ VIBE ]: sender and receiver listen to music together.
[ BOOGIE ]: sender and receiver dance to music together (either a full chaotic dance party or a slow dance).
[ Q&A ]: sender and receiver play the question game together (i.e. asking random, soul-searching questions which they must answer honestly).
[ SIP ]: sender and receiver play drinking games (not necessarily using alcohol! just a drink of choice) together (e.g. never have i ever, where one person says something they’ve never done before, and the other drinks if they have done it, or doesn’t if they haven’t).
[ MIX ]: sender and receiver make cocktails together.
[ FROZEN ]: sender and receiver design an ice-cream sundae bar together.
[ CHOICE ]: sender and receiver ask each other a number of “would you rather” questions.
[ PIZZA ]: sender and receiver make pizzas together from scratch.
[ PICNIC ]: sender and receiver arrange and enjoy a living room/bedroom picnic together.
[ KARAOKE ]: sender and receiver sing karaoke together.
[ HOLIDAYS ]: sender and receiver plan a future vacation together.
[ CARE ]: sender and receiver spend an evening looking after someone else’s child or pet together.
[ TWIST ]: sender and receiver play a game of twister together.
[ FIGHT ]: sender and receiver engage in a game of play wrestling together.
[ OUTAGE ]: sender and receiver end up stuck at home during a blackout and come up with electricity-free ways to entertain themselves.
[ DIP ]: sender and receiver decided to do a lucky dip dinner night (in which they pick a theme from a random list and prepare a dinner date together based on that theme, e.g. disn.ey, the colour red, cold foods only).
[ HEAT ]: sender and receiver embark upon a cooking challenge together (a cook-off!).
[ OVEN ]: sender and receiver engage in a baking challenge against one another (think GBBO, but for two people in one kitchen!).
[ SPLASH ]: sender and receiver arm themselves with water guns and prepare to soak one another in a water fight.
andor sentence starters
❝ i don’t like seeing you nervous. ❞ ❝ the risk of doing nothing becomes the greatest risk of all. ❞ ❝ i’m gonna do us a favor and not mention this happened. ❞ ❝ you’re gonna get us both in trouble. ❞ ❝ i’m not moving. you want it, you take it and i walk away. ❞ ❝ if it’s not important, why not tell me? ❞ ❝ don’t tell anybody you saw me. don’t tell anybody you know where i am. ❞ ❝ you don’t look so good. ❞ ❝ you need to get as far away from here as you can. ❞ ❝ you’re like me. we were born in a hole. all we know is climbing over somebody else to get out. ❞ ❝ it’s all about you, isn’t it? it’s always all about you. ❞ ❝ ah, you’ve remembered how to mock me. ❞ ❝ that’s as close to an apology as you’re gonna get. ❞ ❝ maybe we should quit while we’re ahead. ❞ ❝ welcome. and just in time for dinner. ❞ ❝ there’s no way out alive. of that you must be sure. ❞ ❝ my anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight…they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. ❞ ❝ i’m struggling to understand why my faith doesn’t calm me. i believe in something. why am i so unsettled? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to worry about me anymore. ❞ ❝ i thought you left without me. ❞ ❝ you have a different path, and i’m not judging you. ❞ ❝ it’s better you don’t know. ❞ ❝ you’re avoiding the question. ❞ ❝ hey. you know something i don’t? ❞ ❝ i told you, i’m doing everything i can. ❞ ❝ you might as well wear a sign that says, “i promise to disappoint you.” ❞ ❝ you’re bleeding on my floor. ❞ ❝ you knew where this was going. you’ve always known. ❞ ❝ i need to hear you tell me you can follow the plan. ❞ ❝ pull yourself together, all right? ❞ ❝ this time…you can’t stay, and i can’t go. ❞ ❝ i burn my decency for someone else’s future. i burn my life to make a sunrise that i know i’ll never see. ❞ ❝ i said i know you. i know all about you. ❞ ❝ why don’t we do something fun tomorrow night? ❞ ❝ i knew i could count on you. ❞ ❝ i am going to ask you a question. i expect an honest answer. ❞ ❝ i yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time i looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. ❞ ❝ that’s cold. even for you. ❞ ❝ you’ll stay with me. i need all the heroes i can get. ❞ ❝ i’m thinking clearly and you’re not. ❞ ❝ is that your defence? you’ve been ‘careful’? ❞ ❝ any civilized being knows an open invitation is no invitation at all. ❞ ❝ rule number one: never carry anything you don’t control. ❞ ❝ what’s the hurry? got some place to be? ❞ ❝ you come all this way to scold me? ❞ ❝ i’d never lie to you. ❞ ❝ you’re not here to save anybody but yourself. ❞ ❝ what, not happy to see me? ❞ ❝ i’ve never loved anyone the way i love you. ❞ ❝ i won’t have peace. i’ll be worried about you all the time. ❞ ❝ turning back will be impossible. ❞ ❝ there’s no room for doubt on the path to success. ❞ ❝ two guys jumped me. it went too far. ❞ ❝ you fall here, you fall alone. ❞ ❝ i’m just saying out loud what you already known. ❞ ❝ you love me because i show you what you need to see. ❞ ❝ it’s just me against everybody else. ❞ ❝ you don’t want to hear what happened? ❞ ❝ hey. i won’t forget this. ❞ ❝ you think it’s hopeless, do you? freedom? independence? justice? ❞ ❝ no one’s more at risk than i am. ❞ ❝ you wanted to leave? this is what it comes to. ❞ ❝ what are you staring at? ❞ ❝ we’ll die with nothing if we don’t put aside our petty differences. ❞ ❝ you’ll make an effort tonight if it kills you. ❞ ❝ i write when i can’t sleep. ❞ ❝ you haven’t been listening to me, have you? ❞ ❝ us? i don’t know you. ❞ ❝ i’m not gonna put my people at risk for someone else. ❞ ❝ your father’s looking for you. ❞ ❝ why would i go anywhere with you? ❞ ❝ i’m glad you’re here. no matter what the reason. ❞ ❝ that’s what a reckoning sounds like. you want it to stop, but it just keeps coming. ❞ ❝ come on. we need to get out of here. come on. ❞ ❝ being a leader isn’t just something you can turn on and off. ❞ ❝ it’s been a day of surprises for all of us. ❞ ❝ you lived because you ran. ❞ ❝ i imagine that no matter what you tell me or tell yourself, you’ll ultimately die fighting these bastards. ❞ ❝ you think i haven’t thought this through? i’d be the first one to fall. ❞ ❝ wouldn’t you rather give it all at once to something real than carve off useless pieces till there’s nothing left? ❞ ❝ you’re wasting energy. you know i’m right. ❞ ❝ i just want what’s mine. ❞ ❝ must everything be boring and sad? ❞ ❝ you have a problem, you come to me. ❞ ❝ i’m starting to think we’re in over our heads. ❞ ❝ everyone has their own rebellion. ❞ ❝ can one ever be too aggressive in preserving order? ❞ ❝ the day before is always hard. too much time to worry. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me. ❞ ❝ i wake up every day to an equation i wrote fifteen years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what i do. ❞ ❝ i’m just trying to clear my name. ❞ ❝ working with other people is never easy. ❞ ❝ just being in your presence…i’ve realized that life is worth living. ❞ ❝ do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in right now? ❞ ❝ i knew you were lying. i knew it. ❞ ❝ losing hope? your mind? keep it to yourself. ❞ ❝ must everything be boring and sad? ❞ ❝ the axe forgets, but the tree remembers. ❞ ❝ perhaps my deranged belief that there was something better fated for me in the future was a dream worth clinging to. ❞ ❝ i’m not here for career advice. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between fear and losing your nerve. ❞ ❝ you’re slouching. is that how you present yourself to the world? ❞ ❝ perhaps you should have a rest. ❞ ❝ i didn’t deserve what happened. ❞ ❝ you should go. i didn’t realize how late it was. ❞ ❝ i’d forgotten how sensitive you can be. ❞ ❝ you’re lucky to be alive right now. ❞ ❝ so, that’s it? that’s why you’re here? revenge? ❞ ❝ you can wear a ball gown if you’d like. ❞ ❝ this is the last place you should be. ❞ ❝ so much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly. ❞ ❝ it’s easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident. ❞ ❝ what were you gonna do if i wasn’t here? ❞ ❝ i’ve been worried you might do something like this. ❞ ❝ don’t you dare talk to me like that. ❞ ❝ the very worst thing you can do right now is bore me. ❞ ❝ if you’re not willing to risk your conscience, then surrender and be done with it. ❞ ❝ we’ve come a long way from where we started. ❞ ❝ i show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat. ❞ ❝ people blame you for what happened. ❞ ❝ i think about you constantly. ❞ ❝ i dreamt you came back. ❞ ❝ you pull in the net and the easy thing, the quick thing, is to assume that everything you’ve dragged to shore is a fish. ❞ ❝ i should…i should say thank you. ❞ ❝ i’ve given up all chance at inner peace. i’ve made my mind a sunless space. i share my dreams with ghosts. ❞ ❝ don’t die until you put up a fight. ❞ ❝ you came here to kill me, didn’t you? ❞ ❝ i’ve been shamed enough for one night. ❞ ❝ if you wanna say something, you should say it now. ❞ ❝ i would rather die trying to take them down than giving them what they want. ❞ ❝ is that meant to scare me? ❞ ❝ i’ve been turning away from the truth i wanted not to face. ❞ ❝ you’re bleeding. ❞
↪ 𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 . ( a collection of dire / urgent situation sentence & action starters . adjust phrasing + ʳᵉᵛᵉʳˢᵉ as necessary . )
𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 :
hide . hide now .
shh !! there’s somebody in the house .
i’m not gonna hurt you ! see ? look , i’m putting down the [ weapon ] .
[ name ] , what were you thinking ?!
you’re being followed , pretend you know me .
stop , stop ! just put the [ weapon ] down !
drive , just drive fast !
you seriously think i could’ve done this ?
can you walk ? i need you to walk for me , okay ?
let me handle it , just go !
what was your plan ?? you could’ve gotten yourself killed !
you’re just going to leave me here ?!
[ name ] , can you hear me ? get out of there !
you knew and you didn’t tell me ?!
don’t you know how dangerous this is ?
you’re not going to shoot me .
move and you die .
i’m gonna come back for you , do you hear me ?
we have to stop the bleeding .
can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?
i just want to go home !
don’t move a fucking muscle .
if it weren’t for you , we wouldn’t be in this mess .
i almost DIED back there , and you’re laughing ?
you’re only making this worse for yourself .
you think this is a joke ?
if i go down , i want you to run .
we’re gonna die , so what’s the point ?
this was the ONE thing i told you not to do .
i can’t promise we’re going to make it out of here .
where’s your first - aid kit ?!
just calm down and find your phone , we need to call the police .
someone’s been stalking me .
just listen to me for once !
i didn’t think you had it in you .
put the gun down , and kick it over here .
we can’t stick around here , let’s go .
kiss me before we die .
do whatever you need to do , hurry .
i can’t breathe , i can’t -
please , please - let me in , there’s someone -
i’m gonna give you one last chance .
you have to believe me , i didn’t do this !
run , and don’t look back .
this is real , i’m real . look at me .
take this . it’ll keep you safe .
follow my instructions very closely .
put your hands where i can see them .
you can’t just let me die !
i think … i think i need a doctor .
we need to get out of here , come on .
no , this isn’t it . we’re getting you out of this .
you panicking is not going to help us right now .
𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 :
[ GETAWAY ] sender acts as a getaway driver for receiver .
[ MEDIC ] sender arrives on receiver’s doorstep , badly bleeding .
[ HIDE ] sender and receiver hide from a threat together .
[ HUSH ] sender clasps a hand over receiver’s mouth to silence them .
[ DRAG ] sender physically hauls receiver to safety .
[ RIGHTS ] sender calls receiver from a police precinct .
[ REALITY ] sender helps receiver through an episode of derealization .
[ SHELTER ] sender and receiver must find shelter from a storm .
[ ARMED ] sender brandishes a [ gun / knife ] at receiver .
[ CRASH ] sender and receiver survive a [ car / bike ] crash together .
[ SEARCH ] sender barges into the hospital demanding to see receiver .
[ BACKUP ] sender calls receiver panicking after committing a crime .
[ CORNERED ] sender menacingly backs receiver into a corner .
[ UNEXPECTED ] receiver comes home to find sender already inside .
[ BREATHE ] sender helps receiver get through a panic attack .
[ BADGE ] sender and receiver flee from the cops together .
[ STRANDED ] sender and receiver become stranded in the woods .
[ EMBRACE ] sender kisses receiver thinking it’ll be the last time .
[ STRANGER ] sender can’t remember who receiver is after an injury .
[ TOKEN ] sender gives receiver a lucky charm before they go into battle .
[ CHOICE ] receiver has to choose between sparing their own life or the sender’s .
🐝 * ― 𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you. ❜ ❛ you’ve just gotta find the courage to try. ❜ ❛ you can’t tell me what to do! ❜ ❛ don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief. ❜ ❛ some people never change. but we can always hope. ❜ ❛ you must have felt like a princess. ❜ ❛ i wish i could have been there. ❜ ❛ maybe next time you can come with me. ❜ ❛ not so fearless now, hmm? ❜ ❛ you’re not going to get away from me this time. ❜ ❛ it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible. ❜ ❛ me? with you? in there? i don’t think so. ❜ ❛ this is crazy. but, yes. ❜ ❛ here, let me give you a hand. ❜ ❛ well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful. ❜ ❛ i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry. ❜ ❛ that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard. ❜ ❛ i didn’t know things had gotten this bad. ❜ ❛ well, what have we here? ❜ ❛ well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions. ❜ ❛ i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story! ❜ ❛ i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you. ❜ ❛ you want me to babysit a rock? ❜ ❛ why haven’t you told anyone? ❜ ❛ perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition. ❜ ❛ are you sure you’re alright to travel? ❜ ❛ that is what you want, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ i should have never come, what was i thinking? ❜ ❛ what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope! ❜ ❛ are you sure about this? ❜ ❛ ah, you’re just in time for your party. ❜ ❛ there’s more to being king than having a crown. ❜ ❛ i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them! ❜ ❛ i am afraid i underestimated you. ❜ ❛ you and i know you’re much more than that. ❜ ❛ none of this would have been possible without you, [name]. ❜ ❛ i absolutely despise happy endings! ❜ ❛ it’s about time you got up. ❜ ❛ it’s not a story ― it really happened. ❜ ❛ i’m verry happy to … meet you. ❜
𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Agatha Christie’s Marple”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“You have ice in your heart.”
“All our dreams… Where did they go?”
“You’re a bit unhinged, aren’t you?”
“Don’t be nosy. It’s private.”
“Don’t be so melodramatic.”
“Hello! You’re awfully pretty!”
“Oh, I detest change!”
“I like your insolence.”
“Don’t push me. We’ll both fall.”
“Strangling is a very quiet death.”
“Some people deserve shooting.”
“Only death solves all problems.”
“Maybe he/she didn’t want to kiss you?”
“Have you ever known me to be wrong?”
“We all get a little ruffled sometimes, don’t we?”
“There’s something about nuns, don’t you think?”
“Such a refreshingly low opinion of human nature!”
“Little lies make me wonder if big ones will follow.”
“I’m just impatient, that’s all. Don’t you ever get impatient?”
“You are capable of murder. I’ve always known that about you.”
“Murder is easy, you see, as long as nobody thinks it is murder.”
“An expert in romance as well, are you? I didn’t think you were the type.”
“Fornication always has consequences, but I don’t think we should jump to any conclusions.”
“Contacting the spirits on a night like tonight would be so exciting, don’t you think?”
“What a beautiful blue! Just like your eyes… If they weren’t brown.”
“This house is bricks and mortar. If there’s evil here, it’s in someone’s heart.”
“When I first saw you it took my breath away, and it hasn’t come back yet.”
“What’s the quote? Nothing is… Nothing is ever… Oh, I was useless at literature.”
“Don’t worry, I used to be a medic. I still remember most of it.”
“You’re having an affair, aren’t you? You’re having an affair!”
“No, I don’t suppose I’d call myself a people person. I’m rather more interested in birds, actually.”
* 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 : 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟒.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ i love this one. ”
“ it’s trash, lowbrow horror. ”
“ since when do you work late? ”
“ i do need a ride tonight. ”
“ i didn’t say anything, weirdo. ”
“ you building a shrine or something? ”
“ some guy went crazy and killed a bunch of people at the mall last night. ”
“ up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. ”
“ it’s the witch! ”
“ she reaches from beyond the grave, to make good men her wicked slaves! ”
“ you guys are dicks. ”
“ how is that not fun? ”
“ maybe you got a little witch in you. ”
“ you’re dealing again? ”
“ off to claim my place among the stars. ”
“ really looks like they give a damn. ”
“ i didn’t think you were coming. ”
“ there’s no peace found in the past. ”
“ stop acting like i’m the bad guy! ”
“ i didn’t have a choice. ”
“ if you’re really lucky, you’re the one carrying the knife. ”
“ shit is doomed! ”
“ this is definitely a good idea, right? ”
“ shit, are you alive? ”
“ we should not be down here. ”
“ sometimes accidents just happen. ”
“ if you do think of anything, give me a call. ”
“ you won’t stop until you’ve ruined her life completely, will you? ”
“ remind me what’s in it for me again? ”
“ that’s disgusting, you’re disgusting. ”
“ i’m so happy to have the company. ”
“ he had a knife! ”
“ you want anything from the machine? ”
“ stop covering for him! ”
“ you’re out of control! ”
“ somebody planted that. ”
“ you told me to come to you. ”
“ know thy enemy, right? ”
“ would you say he was more dawn of the dead, or night of the living dead? ”
“ i have no idea what came over me. ”
“ you stole a cop’s gun? ”
“ they didn’t believe us. ”
“ i hate to break it to you but normal bitches don’t bleed black fucking blood! ”
“ i always liked this sweater. ”
“ there are people trying to kill us. ”
“ it’s something babysitters make up to scare kids. ”
“ i can’t believe you’re wearing that. ”
“ this is bad, this is really bad! ”
“ your nose… ”
“ i think there’s someone in the woods! ”
“ maybe because it’s not like the movies, okay?! ”
“ what do they do in jaws? ”
“ i’m pretty sure they didn’t go skinny-dipping with the goddamn bait. ”
“ can you help me? ”
“ this is all my fault. ”
“ you make me feel… like me. ”
“ you’re a monster. ”
“ i’m being reasonable. ”
“ you’re not doing this alone. ”
“ the witch wants you dead, so… we kill you. ”
“ fuck it, i’m dying tonight one way or another. ”
“ you’re gonna feel like you’re being fucked by a unicorn. ”
“ we would not be this far if it weren’t for you. ”
“ i couldn’t really see anything. ”
“ i fell on some glass. ”
“ you look like a ghost. ”
“ it’s not over, it’s never over. ”
“ you’re not safe. ”