We’re we. Here fuck. We’re shit. Queer up.

I'm Lindsay. 34. Hella old. I do stuff and things. My theme is ugly on purpose. Like my face. hit counter

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[sentry-34]

You know he deaaad

[call-me-remi]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[officialfist]

R.I.P. Bartek you will be missed

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

do any of my followers want to be part of an ARG? If so. please email [email protected] with the title Tumblr-ARG

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[faerieandfishsticks]

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be pissed.

[fangs4fagz]

If I don’t get animal crossing new horizons from this I’ll cry

[thebootydiaries]

are Muslim women allowed to make jokes?

no we are not

[red-twist]

Everything thebootydiaries says is literal and deathly serious

[thebootydiaries]

block me if u think i have ever made a joke on this website . disgusting

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[arsanatomica]

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[nosleep4sam]

I did not know this.

[wardenmcpherson]

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

[ainawgsd]

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

[x]

[waspinfested]

i want there to be less information on this post please

[daloy-politsey]

TERFs aren’t like nazis at all

[anreill]

Yuo see only womz have Wide Skeleton

[rqqu]

- skin lightness

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Skull size is literally eugenics

[mistresskabooms]

That’ll be a yikes from me

[canadianwheatpirates]

SKIN LIGHTNESS

[eroticcannibal]

“skin lightness” is how you can tell TERFs are just copy-pasting white supremacists

[themintycupcake]

Also shit like muscle mass and fat distribution usually changes when you start HRT or have a hormonal imbalance.

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I’m not even that popular here I’m just lucky that I have popular mutuals

[breakfast-sandwich-deactivated2]

Having popular friends is the same as being popular. Did public high school teach you nothing?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I didn’t have popular friends in high school that’s why I make jokes on tumblr

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[jeauxanne]

doing god’s work

[jeauxanne]

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getitontheground]

kylie minogue :

[abteblu]

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

[ireallydontcare5]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

[that-twink-over-there]

I can’t believe this website is free

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I can!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[thejohncarver]

Reminder.

[a-goat-sticks-its-nose-in-thing]

But they're fictional characters. It's not the same as sexualizing real children. 

[angelmamii7-deactivated20200322]

[a-goat-sticks-its-nose-in-thing]

Sure thing dude, sure thing. Stick and stones may break my bones but ad homs don’t make for a compelling argument. At least not for me.

[angelmamii7-deactivated20200322]

I’m not trying to make a “compelling argument” I’m cyberbullying you

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[sugar1111stick]

Ill try it

[umisthatright]

I need it

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

[sandersstudies]

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[kayaret]