Meowshroom @meowshroom1230 - Tumblr Blog

alright it’s about time i do one of these

Hello!

I’m Meowshroom but I’ll also answer to Shroom, Shroude, and any other version of my name.

This is pinned for info on me fortunately it is short (i’m not that interesting lollll)

/// Age: 20 ///

/// Pronouns: They/he/she (i get she’d enough irl. if you have to pick one they/them is preferred!) ///

/// I’m also bi and ace 😛 ///

/// A freak in theory, not in practice 😌 ///

monkeykilogram

polyinterns

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struck by inspiration for a "sorry kitten, daddy is" shitpost. but sick of the kitten-daddy dynamic

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#not now kitten daddy is becoming unfulfilled in this relationship

#i read this so horrendously wrong #like ‘oh ok! hybridizing them to create a kitten daddy. that’s one way to keep the bit fresh!’#maybe that’s what they need to keep the relationship together #a kitten daddy to balance them out

purple-ok

Made a sketch that I found funny since the imposter is very strong and such but literally dies to a singular speck of salt

Remind me of the last human honestly

eatingmarkerz

jarona guy

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hopefully OP doesn't mind if I

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usuallyrated2stars

Imagine you're finally comfy and getting some real nice sleep after months of stress and paranoia and then the coworker you fricking hate yells at you to wake up and fix their tv. At nearly 4am

#IM CRYING TGE WAY THEY JUST LAUNCH THEMSELVES AT ANY AND EVERY PROBLEM #among us #among us show #among us lime #among us black #among us cyan

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god i want to make a shitty derivative mascot horror game sooo bad

i’m thinking “something-something candy factory” or just going full meta and setting it wherever they film those troom troom videos

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you go down the mandatory basement levels and discover that it’s a literal content farm. like there are fields and the videos grow on plants. or maybe they’re raised in battery cages or something

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there’s a boss who’s music starts as a TheFatRat track before morphing into something much weirder

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More ideas to fuck with people:

- The game is broken up into hyped chapters. Until it isn’t.

- Lore bait everywhere in the early game, but it’s never followed up on because it doesn’t matter. All story and world building is dropped by the very end wherein it becomes a fully aesthetic experience

- The early game is just dogshit with puzzles that waste your fucking time. The early-mid game makes an attempt at horror, but it tries too hard (while still being sanitized). The mid-late game swaps the marketable mascots for generic humanoids that are too gory to be sold at Target and is actually scary. The end game stops being horror at all— and it wastes your fucking time (perhaps there’s a segment that actually tries too hard to be artsy?)

- The further you go, the more sex there is (appropriate age ratings would be given from the very start). The first bits are squeaky clean. The mid-game is just suggestive enough to hit the clickable thumbnail sweet-spot for all of those gaming YouTubers. And by the end? Penis.

#this would be soooo fucking funny

usuallyrated2stars

Welcome to the blime mines!

The epic yaouri is so good i love it

They are so epic. They have migrated to my Tomodachi island already.

Lime would sooner believe Blue is gearing up to sedate and maim them than entertain the idea that. Blue just. Likes them. For Who They Are.

changeling-droneco

Have you ever wanted to be in a soulmate au? No? Too bad! Spin the wheel and see what bizarre soulmate au you've found yourself in. Soulmate can be platonic, familial, rivalry, romantic or whatever else you want it to be though. Do note that some of these do imply a more romantic or sexual soulmate but honestly it's kinda funnier if the signifier is something kinda horny and the soulmate is just platonic.

How we feeling?

I found my soulmate super quick and everything's fine!

The soulmate signifier is so unintrusive I don't care if i find them or not

Things will be really bad at first but once I find my soulmate it should be fine

My entire life is ruined and I have to work around this for the rest of my life

I'm just really confused, this concept seems more convoluted the more you think

I'm just straight up dead?? what??? isn't this supposed to be a romance trope???

Well my life is just going to be a comedy of annoying errors.

Oh this is just really cute in general, I'll be fine even if it takes awhile

Oh my life has objectively been improved by this universe actually

This is a fate worse then death

I am actively trying to avoid finding my soulmate