:3 Enjoyer

Gay thoughts in a gay brain made by a gay person who does gay things because I am gay and gay is cool...

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[meowstic-main]

That's not all! When you download Tumblr, there is also a Trojan that will display a memetic agent. This memetic will cause the following:

- Increased desire to spread Tumblr to the uninitiated

- Increased happiness and delight

- Tumblr Sexyman

- Mild chronic Tumblr Syndrome

Beware downloading Tumblr!!!

[lightwayzooper]

I love this and I don’t know what the meme is called

[meowstic-main]

This is called dramatic irony. We love our dramatic irony. <3 <3 <3

[meowstic-main]

I got my baby boy himself a feather :3

[vipower001]

Me: I really wish i could just sneak out and leave, i don’t want to talk to these people anymore. I’m tired, my head hurts, and I’ve needed to fart for the last hour.

Person: why not just Irish goodbye, just sneak out an-

Me: I CANT JUST “Irish goodbye” SHARON! This is the mother fucking south! I need to tell everyone how nice it was to see them and that we really need to get together soon, it’s been so long. Also before I leave let me get that sweet corn casserole recipe, it was delicious, oh and while I’m here ill have another drink, also we should plan our next get together right now, and I have this really funny video to show y’all, and I cant forgot to give y’all invites to game night, speaking of let’s play a round, also let me fix myself a plate to take home for leftovers, I know what I’m eating for lunch tomorrow, now as we slowly walk towards the door let me tell you a really interesting story that’ll take me an hour to get through as I’m telling it dramatically, now since I’m in my car let me keep the door open so that I can continue a totally different conversation, now that’s that done let me get back out of my car and hug everyone.

Person: are…are you done?

Me:…I also gotta tell everyone I love them and for them to get home safe.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[meowstic-main]

Don't just apply it to your face either. The amount of people I've seen with pale white faces with legs that look like they peeled the skin off of a Costco rotisserie chicken and slapped it onto their legs is uncomfortably high. Like, it may take you like 2 more minutes, but please just care for your whole body. A pretty face ain't saving those burnt legs from looking horrendous.

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[meowstic-main]

Oml this is my biggest gripe with modern media appealing to feminists. Like, yay! Feminism! But don't go out of your way to make the female lead who promotes feminism through your platform a girl boss unless that is the character that this person you are writing is. Save it for the obviously queer person. We need more queer people radiating girl boss energy. :3

Maleficent from the Maleficent movies is a perfect example of girl boss feminist.

[ayagdos]

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