Soldier of Fortune

Hey, Jake Muller here. Need something? No? Then get out. Nah, just playing around with ya... No, seriously. Don't cramp my style. Tracktag: mercmuller/merc-muller [M!A Status: None] (Independent RP blog for Jake Muller c:)

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"don't denY THE FACT THAT YOU SHOWED MY FATHERRRRR"

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(( twitter conversation in which M and Paula have a beautiful friendship and Izzy was there too ))

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(THE BEST CONVERSATION EVUR)

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I love my friends

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and I love gold beetle

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You Fucking

A s s h o l e

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Hi Jake.

“S’up, little man.”

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[TXT]: Hey, dude. I saw you at the store today. BUT I COULDN’T SEE YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOUR MUSCLES WERE COVERING THEM HAHAHAHAH

[TXT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA -SENDS PIC- 

[MESSAGES COULD NOT SEND. THERE’S NO SIGNAL.]

“fuck…”

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THERE'S 5 PIERS ON MY DASH AND THEY'RE ALL FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER

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If you will excuse me.

My father and I are going to play some RE5.

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"Bitch, I know your cracker ass is fakin' this shit. I'd know what a real wasted whore looks like... And you aren't one."

Jake just stared at Piers.

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"I heard you were having a bad day... So I drank a couple bottles of vodka just to make you feel better."

Jake stumbled against the wall and he pushed himself against the sassy Piers. He giggled a bit as he almost knocked the other man over. “I think..I did too..??”

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[Txt] Scar-face, you're drunk. [Txt] [Txt] Don't ever call me cute again. [Txt] [Txt] I hope you get arrested. Serves you right for letting LEON drive! [Txt] [Txt] Asshole. [Txt] ((o.O WOW @ The drunk texts))

[TXT] WhO do u THINK YOU ARE???112222222

[TXT] DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TXT] yoi just wAnt y m dick

[TXT] Dontt fuickong denoy it

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All of the text symbols :D

[TXT] PiETS I THIKN I SEMT U A TEct message 23 ttseocnods ago??????//

[TXT] i;’m so ficking slepy i ne3d uoy in my armsd tonight

[TXT] and by arms imean letys have ANgR4Y ASEXXX!!!!222

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[TXT] sf

[UNSENT TXT] SUICK mmy eweinr

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[TXT] I’M AGGRESSIVELY TOUCHING MY WEINER FOR YOUR LOVE. 

[TXT] EVEN THOUGH I DON’T KNOW YOUR NUMBER

[TXT] AND YOU JUST TEXTED ME BY ACCIDENT 2 MINUTES AGO

[TXT] BUT WE CAN STILL BE SEXY…LOVERS?

[TXT] HE’S A PIC OF ME. U THINK IM HOT??

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[TXT] IT’S MY FB PIC

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✉ ((LOL Oh boy!! XD))

[TXT] Ohjj my go pIERS i wasdf thinokng abnot yo ALlllllll NIght long @@

[TXT] I”eve alwasy thjught you were SOOO09 cutw<2

[TXT] oh shi8t man i thknk the cop[dds are pullimng us ovr

[TXT] WHy DIND I TMAKE LEON DRIOVE??

[TXT] I’m BSaa’S best DEIVER

[TXT] ohw ait thats yuior lne

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Send ✉ for an drunk text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ⚗ for a sleepy message

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And that's why you call him a jarhead?

He looked over at his twin and raised an eyebrow then shrugged. “I call every soldier a jarhead.” 

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What do you think about Piers?

Jake laughed at his twin’s question. He wasn’t really fond of Piers. In fact, he thought he was a complete jerk. “I don’t like him.” He whispered, sounding a bit annoyed.