Smooth Operator playing on a Walkman.

aesthetic / nsfw sideblog to @ubcs

[mercenaryking]

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[blu-lifestyle]

[r0ckpsycho]

[sillyprompts]

Vanilla Sunday Meme

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

Do they have sex frequently, occasionally, or rarely?

[dragonfics]

Sexy Headcanon Meme!

Since I can never seem to find any to reblog, I decided to make my own! Send some in if you like. ^_^ (Or reblog for yourself).

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

🍑 - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?

🌹 - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference?

🏳️‍🌈 - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment?

🌈 - Sexual fantasies?

💘 - Kinks?

😔 - Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of?

😝 - Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet?

😋 - Spit or swallow?

🌸 - Do they have an aftercare routine?

👌 - Favourite position?

👅 - Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving?

💋 - Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex?

3️⃣ - Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two.

😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with.

🤑 - Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves?

👗 - Clothes off or on during sex?

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on?

🔥 - How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship?

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

🍆 - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex?

☠️ - Do they have any bad sexual experiences?

🛏️ - Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where?

🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed?

😘 - Are they affectionate during sex?

😉 - How flirty are they?

😰 - Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting?

[steprunt]

Man who is so so heavy handed and rough during sex but it's just because he's pussy whipped and love drunk that he doesn't even realise how much of his weight he's using.

[sleepylittledomme]

Whisper the nastiest things in your sub’s ear while you drag a blade along their body and edge them. Then ruin their orgasm.

[vhs-evcore]

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[the-bar-sinister]

[certified-cervid]

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

[sheikahfication]

When I get a boyfriend I’m microchipping him

[balaclava-bunny]

I’ll finger fuck you underneath the table while we’re at a restaurant, then lick my fingers when I’m done. I don’t give a fuck.

[sleepytiggy]

being told to cum feels way better then cumming on your own

[mercenaryking]

slaps nikolai's ass

She's permitted connection — the audacious force of her hand's shape stinging in reminder. Nikolai takes her by the wrist as penance, holding it high, glove leather creaking as his fingers poise for control.

Nikolai's thumb insists, searching, pressing up into her palm and her fingers (either to encourage them open or to keep them that way).

Weary and humorless: "Was that your attempt to pickpocket?"

[mercenaryking]

Takes all of Carlos’s deodorant. Again.

"Be honest, sarge," this is the kind of thing Carlos can expect Nikolai to be honest about.

Not yet 0930, and Carlos has already had quite the morning. Found a letter taped to his door first, demanding his appearance for a surprise fitness test. Couldn't find a single stick of deodorant before or after, either (even after refilling the stolen stashes!). How much help can tap water and mass-produced bathroom soap really provide against three hours of sweat soaked, mandated efforts? That's just what Carlos is imploring his test instructor to tell him — with an arm folded up above his head, brown eyes steeled for criticism.

"Do I smell?"

[mercenaryking]

[yeahthatsmypapi]