Not a Dog

Undertale OC RP blog, prone to posting doodles and misc junk related to fandom thoughts which'll be in the ooc tag

[memeattic]

Random RP-Sentence Starters

Send me “•◘•”, and I’ll generate a random number between 1-40 to see what my muse says to yours. You can also send a sentence if you want.

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[rpmememaker]

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Take advantage of this…….

[theionianmedic]

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

(gonna reblog some old promts I had already reblopepd to...see about gettin a JUMP START goin haha.)

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

DOODLES

1) I just....really like his over world design? He’s just a really shitty hipster wanna be who likes coffee and shitty meme mugs that he simultaneously hates. He loves pumpkin spice and peppermint he’ll hoard that shit for the remainder of the year.

2) Slight redesigning. Different hair, removed the front thing from his shirt

3) HAPPY MERC

4) bugs

5) Fallin

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

Learned a thing via main non-rp blogs so made a doodle cameoing Mercer but mainly fetauring the DOG SQUAD and Lady Dogwitch who’s one of @thaumatale‘s characters. I...cna’t draw dresses. or people. But I CAN DRAW DOGS

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

Welcome back bro! :)

(ty!)

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

(Man a lot of people have also gone inactive I think. I should probably try and follow new blogs....and make more draws, maybe update the ref, mmm)

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

He was a skater doge she said see ya later doge

(Um....so ye in post-pacifist ending since canines shOULD NOT DRIVE THAT IS A BAD IDEA THEY’LL STICK THEIR HEADS OUT THE WINDOW AND CRASH, Mercer’d get around on a skate board. He can do several tricks such as ollies, kickflips, and grinding, but is mostly casual.)

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

(Welp....I been gone for a while because interest dropped a while. I am prone to vanishing with no warning sorry for that. ANYWAY....anyway, I am back. I got a doodle to post. Yeeee)

[thefxcklejeweler-deactivated201]

* Hrmmmm…

He wouldn’t fight on it, he knew mercer had a point. He’d gone to that little burger joint himself once out of curiosity, then left out of fear. The worker did indeed look a bit ‘done with this shit’, and Refickle hadn’t wanted to stay to find out what the cat was like if he’d snapped then an there.

* A-Anyway… Ah… It’s nice to s-s-see you aga-again, Mercer. I th-think I’ve been doing b-better with my pricing… I… t-think? I-I made a little ov-over 100g off my last c-customer…

Ah, a poor attempt at changing the subject. But then again, Refickle did indeed want to talk to Mercer about his slowly growing capabilities. Hopefully he’d take the not-so-subtle bait.

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

Mercer was glad for the subject change. “That’s good kid, keep it up!” He grinned as he spoke. “S’hard to find a good balance especially when startin out. Me? Only charged about 5 more than what I’d buy stuff for at the start. Gotta have a square one, y’know? Another thing is seein how you improve as a craftsman though. Gotta try new things and what not.”

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

“’ey, no harm no foul right?” He accepted the robots hand and got up. His ear twitched a bit and his eyes narrowed at beign claled friend. He thought on it a moment. “Friend? …eh, sure, why not?” He shrugged and gave a slack smile. “Don’t see any harm in it.”

[sentinelfromthesurface-arch-blog]

It beamed happily, shaking his paw delightedly. It  seemed incredibly pleased with this outcome.

*” I am glad to consider you a friend unit Mercer!” I will let you be on your way.”

*”I wish you good luck in your future endeavours!“  

*”Goodbye, my friend!”

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

He laughed at beign called “unit Mercer.” It was silly but it made sense. “Yeah, good luck to you too. I’ll see ya around.” He held up a paw and waved before heading off.

[sentinelfromthesurface-arch-blog]

The Sentinel gave a small nod, pushing itself to its feet and offering a hand to help the merchant up and simultaneously shake his hand. e seemed to have grown accustomed t Mercer’s presence already, and began to offer som parting words.

*”I am sorry if I initially came off as hostile.”

*”I was wrong to assume you meant ill.”

*”You seem like a good person, I would be happy to consider you a friend, if you ill allow it.”

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

“’ey, no harm no foul right?” He accepted the robots hand and got up. His ear twitched a bit and his eyes narrowed at beign claled friend. He thought on it a moment. “Friend? ...eh, sure, why not?” He shrugged and gave a slack smile. “Don’t see any harm in it.”

[hambagu-pantsu-blog]

*how talented you are, glass stacking is pretty hard!*  *the ceiling is now greasy and gross, but it has a burger so it’s not really complaining*  *you should probably make an attempt to cleaning that though, it would be a shame if bp got an mtt-brand yelling becuase of you guys*  @fragmentedcanine @oneeyedpiedra

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

And so, in order to teach incompetent childrens how to actually cook, Mercer does a thing he never thought he would do.

[sentinelfromthesurface-arch-blog]

*”I will keep this in mind.” *”I will endeavour to find you dry things!”

It did shudder though and give a nod. It certainly knew the danger water could represent to electronics. That was the main reason it was so nervous, despite its apparent water proofing, of going anywhere near the stuff.

Maybe it could find him an unbrokne game-thing… that would surely be a ice surprise for the canid merchant.

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

Mercer clapped his hands together and smiled. “Well, unless you got anything else you might want to either purchase or trade with, I think I better get goin’. Places to be, deals to put through, that sorta thing, y’know?” He did have at least a slight schedule with the other merchants, he didn’t always stick to it but they usually expected him when he showed up.

[sentinelfromthesurface-arch-blog]

*”Yes….”

*”The innate ability to remove their face by sheer force of vibration alone is what drove me to be somewhat… disturbed by them.”

The Sentinel actually shuddered. It was a very accepting being… but there were some things that still managed to weird it out. Temmies fit that category.

*”I will see what I can find you!”

*”There are a few dry spots in the Waterfall dump, and I’m sure some objects can be dried out by taking them to Hotland…”

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

“Well yeah, things can be dried, but a lot lose the value. Like that cloth. Scent’d be washed out by the water. And anything electric tends to be fried by water as you probably know.” He laughed a bit. “I mean I can fix small stuff but they don’t always last. Music players, small game things, that sort stuff.”

[thefxcklejeweler-deactivated201]

* A… Hack?..

Refickle frowned, being a rather big fan of Mettaton, admittedly even he knew that his robot idol wasn’t perfect… But he supposed that the way he went about introducing that interest of his was a bit… ah… obsessive sounding?

* H-He isn’t a hack! N-Not perfect.. But not a hack! A-Ah… hrmmm…

He could FEEL the disgust emanating off Mercer, so he made himself smaller. Refickle looked down at the ground, pouting a little.

* S-Sorry.. I just, Mettaton just seems re-really cool to me. He-… He seems t-to be able to handle anything.. A-At least that’s how I see I-it! He-He… He’s so… Confident!

[mercerthemerchant-blog]

“Well he has to be, he’s being recorded what...all day every day? And I mean...he’s a robot. He’s probably built to be good at what ever stuff he does. Monsters like us? Gotta work at it. I bet he has moments he’s not doin’ so hot. Wouldn’t really know though since I don’t own a TV.” Really his main disinterest in Mettaton was the fact he charged a lot base price for terrible food, and, well, ENDORSED terrible food. Plus the one time he’d gone to the store the worker looked like he was about to snap and start stabbing people any second/