Cryptid In The Sheets

NSFT blog. Follows from photobombingcryptid

[merchantsecrets]

This is a fun risque, cryptid in the sheets 18+ blog. Follows from @photobombingcryptid

[merchantsecrets]

Pulls out a data pad with a list of kinks and starts naming them off. "Face fucking, handjobs, threesomes, angry sex, blindfolds, sensory/sensation play, bruises, woundfucking."

"I'm all down for blindfolds, sensory play and we already do angry interface and threesomes when someone else tags along... But face-fucking? Woundfucking??"

"... Bruising? We don't bruise???"

[merchantsecrets]

Spike milking

[rpmemesiwanttosee]

Guess My Muse’s Kinks

They can only respond with yes, no, or maybe.

[merchantsecrets]

"It looks like you're the one alone, who in the pit would want something like this?" (vaguely gestures at blog)

"Funny that you say that, because I see a pair right here, right now."

He gestures at himself and then at Lockdown.

[merchantsecrets]

"Hey Blaze, do you wanna do an experiment and make water?"

The cogs in his processor visibly turn as he processes the information.

"I mean... My outlier powers can technically create water if I create ice cubes... The powers don't really work well with liquids."

[merchantsecrets]

@helicrazy For every nickname you give me is another bite you get... on your aft.

Alright, aft-biter.

Work for it then. I will not let myself get bitten so easily.

[merchantsecrets]

Let's play spin the wheel and see what new kink we should try today.

What do you say?

Sure, Vexy Texy.

I'm giving you the honours to spin first.

[givemeangstymemes]

Sinday Asks are open! Ask my muse all the naughty things you want to know!

[merchantsecrets]

;]

The trail of festive lights leading him from the front doors of the apartments is enough of a hint what Blaze should expect. He places a box of desserts and a few bags aside in the living room and follows the trail that guides him straight into Vortex's room.

Those lights surround the berth where Vortex awaits him, fiddling around with very thematic set of ropes. Blaze closes the doors behind him and approaches closer, but still within Vortex's reach.

"So... Whose stocking shall we be stuffing?"

[merchantsecrets]

Name:  Vortex

Age:  6 million

Are you attracted to me?: Hell yeah~

Sub/Dom:  I swing both ways.

How often are you available?: Always.

Will there be extra’s?:  Ropes, toys, and the works.

When can you start?: Right away. :]

That door behind Vortex? That's a vacant room there.

Blaze pushes him right in and locks the doors.

[brittsmemes]

Fuck Buddy Application

Name:  Age:  Are you attracted to me?: Sub/Dom:  How often are you available?: Will there be extra’s?:  When can you start?: 

[grackle-bone]

Anonymously (or not) send sexual fantasies your muse has had about mine 💣🧡💦

[merchantsecrets]

By interfacing him in any form you run into a small risk of getting set on fire, thanks to Blaze's tendency to self-combust.

[merchantsecrets]

“Smash or Pass” //From Rodimus 🤙

Here's the thing. I quite literally live up to my name, thanks to a mod I have that allows me to self-combust.

You quite literally live up to your appearance.

I say, our hypothetical one night stand would definitely set fire to something.

Therefore, I'd smash.

[merchantsecrets]

Smash or smash :]

Oh, none of those. Because I would...

SMASH.

So, what do I mean by that is that I'm topping tonight.

Babygirl.

[loisnclark]

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