TF2 headcanons, memes, and thoughts

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[mercheadcanons]

Silly Spy headcannon here!

Spy secretly loves fast food

He puts on a show talking about how gross, un hygienic, greasy, and cholesterol-inducing fast food is, and how he only enjoys fancy expensive food

But every once in awhile he treats himself to some good ol cholesterol inducing burgers or deep fried chicken. A nice deep fried treat after a long day of backstabbing

Yes, Scout inherited this gene

[mercheadcanons]

TF2 COMIC REAL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[tf2fansderogatory]

we seriously need more mundane merc headcanons out there so i’ll put in my two cents. i think medic is kinda bad at chess but he’s totally convinced he’s great at it and gets really mad when heavy beats him

right! let's turn this into a reblog game, reblog with a mundane TF2 theory/headcanon you have!

-crabmod

[a-thousand-wasps-in-a-trenchcoat]

Mine is that Pyro likes to put stickers and googly eyes on everyone's weapons

[cheeseydogwoop]

Scout plays pickup baseball games with other locals his age. Sometimes the other mercs come and watch

[mercheadcanons]

mundane headcanons!!!!

Sniper reads Warrior Cats

[mercheadcanons]

can someone pls draw one of the mercs onto this man

[gusanthonio]

He likes stealing fish from stores and hitting people with it

[mercheadcanons]

perfect

[mercheadcanons]

can someone pls draw one of the mercs onto this man

[smashingorpassing]

Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2024

"he literally was nude and covered in honey"

[mercheadcanons]

Very close poll, glad the correct answer won in the end

[wewrutuwertrer]

a little crossover with two of my fav games. I didn' draw all of the mercs sadly, soo...

sniper was gonna be a cat, engi is a cow (yeehaw), pyro is an octopus and soldier is an eagle

[cripspy]

Thanks

[mercheadcanons]

demoman and the existential horror of discovering a flower with your face

[lenny-link]

HeavyMedic meet EngieSpy family :]

[mercheadcanons]

now draw him giving birth

[some-hazbin-merc]

So I had a really dumb idea the other day and dedicated more time to it then I meant to, but I need to raise the question:

What would the mercs from Team Fortress 2 look like after dieing and going to hell? Specifically the Hazbin hotel version

So without further ado

I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU

MERCINARY HOTEL

MEET THE DEMOMAN

The Demoman, Real name Tavish Finnegan DeGroot, Eventually ended up dieing from a combination of intensive liver failure and ingesting nitro

MEET THE SCOUT

The Scout, Real name Jeremy, died in 1987, most likely of several sexually transmitted diseases, he was gods gift to women after all (don't

MEET THE SNIPER

The Sniper, real name Mick Mundy or Munn-Dee, was on borrowed time in life as it was, and eventually died from a variety of medical problems

[mercheadcanons]

perfect in every way

[dorgiarts]

Some sketches🧀

[mercheadcanons]

Bro is THE angel with a shotgun

[zeffdakilla]

almost forgot to post this one too brah

[chuhanchik]

i thought christian brutal sniper was a real christian but it turns out that's his name.... and i've already come up with his nemesis softy muslim sniper...... uhhmmmm

[mercheadcanons]

[tf2rivalsinespionagecomicupdates]

Alright folks.

In light of recent events, I think TF2 needs a hero right now.

I mean, I’m not that hero, but I can still end my hiatus for my fan comic and post it because it’s not popular enough to be taken down by Valve.

And as a celebration of the 7th anniversary of the TF2 comic not getting its final issue, I will resume trying to finish my first issue, in the hopes that I will one day actually finish my entire series, an honor that TF2 never got.

I’ll post the new page later today.

[mercheadcanons]

yas queen slay

[mercheadcanons]

[rains-art-cornner-deactivated20]

I think scout needs new friends lol

Also hello fellow tf2 Gmod animator

[mercheadcanons]

gmod animator to gmod animator communication

[spiders-striped-cheeks]

Tf2 Merks Red Flags

I don’t Support this behavior

Engineer

- Like Medic has no time for you at all and won’t make time for you

- Sometimes it feels like he cares about his work more than he does you

- Never really wants to spend time with you going on things like dates

Demo man

- he’s an alcoholic (obviously)

Heavy

- has trauma he can’t process

I can’t really think of anything

Miss Pauling

- has absolutely no time for you at all (she only has one day off of the year) but unlike the others she will try to make time

- Won’t tell you that plans fell through because she forgot to or didn’t want to hurt your feelings

- If you ever tell her about something like her not having enough time for intimacy or sexual things she will probably just tell you to see other people

- Probably has forgotten important dates for you before

Medic

- has no time for you and won’t make an effort to make time for you

- Will ignore you for his work

- He probably yells a lot at you when he’s angry

- if he yells loud enough and long enough he thinks he can win any disagreement

- If you ever bring up him using substances to work better he will be pissed at you for days and ignore you

- If you ever bring up his bad medical practices he is probably going to leave you <3

- he wouldn’t discipline Archimedes, or his other birds if they did something like claw or attack you if he was mad

Pyro (platonic)

- has set your things on fire after you told them not to

- The tea party’s are horrific and terrifying

- there codependent and clingy

Spy

- Spy will not open up about anything

- Self destructive

- he’s still trying to live his life like he’s 20

- Your probably not an appropriate age for him

- Thinks he can just buy you something expensive you want to fix an argument

- If your still mad at him after he gives you a gift he will be PISSED

- Will probably ignore you when he’s mad at you

- If you don’t like one of his bad habits like smoking inside, he will be pissed at you

- Of if you start to age at all he will probably leave for a new girl

- Expects you to look like a 10 all the time (it’s unrealistic)

Sniper

- he isn’t good at communication at all

- He can’t cope with anything at all

- Self destructive

- Won’t admit when he’s wrong even if he knows he’s wrong

- Thinks that if he argues long enough he will somehow become right in the argument

- Cannot support you in anything.

- Runs away from all of his problems in life

- If your his friend and you two get in a bad argument prepare to never see him again (he’s moving to a new city’s again)

- Does not know how to comfort propel and it’s painful

Scout

- Kinda misogynistic

- Self destructive when it comes to relationships mainly romantic

- Definitely has a problem with ghosting people when things get rough (not just with relationships.)

- Like sniper he’s more than okay with running away from his problems than confronting them

- has probably cheated before and treated it like not a big deal

- Thinks periods are gross and disgusting

- He cannot clean up after himself

- He’s a mamas boy

- It’s painfully obvious that he was the youngest

- He has daddy issues but not in the fun sexy way

- Like spy probably also expects you to look like a 10 constantly

[mercheadcanons]

Chat I can fix him