MISCELLANEOUS SENTENCE STARTERS.
sentence starters from a book i’m gonna finish writing someday. contains discussion of homophobia, abandonment, and alcohol/drug use, among others; use caution. feel free to change wording, pronouns, etc as needed.
“if i were going to murder someone, i’m sure listening to some petty argument wouldn’t be the thing that made me snap.”
“who am i to judge a relationship?”
“did you want to grab brunch, or something? i don’t know the, uh, procedure for things like this.”
“that’s the universe hitting me with some sweet irony.”
“good luck keeping your girlfriend off of [name].”
“who doesn’t have a deeply buried dream of becoming instagram famous?”
“i’ve been taught not to pick up hitchhikers for, like, my entire life.”
“i have time to go back from this. i should definitely go back from this.”
“i’m not like, against twins as a rule, but come on, who isn’t at least kind of uncomfortable around them?”
“the bible verse shirt doesn’t exactly scream gay culture.”
“music really does bring families together, huh?”
“it was nice, hearing one of my heroes say that he’s not straight.”
“i hate when my problems are my own fault.”
“i got my license by flirting with the driving instructor.”
“do you know how many people would have to admit that they were attracted to a robot?”
“people are going to be disappointed no matter who you are.”
“i thought i was grown up back then.”
“you look so cute when you’re asleep, i didn’t want to disturb you.”
“is it weird, being recognized like that?”
“there doesn’t always need to be some deep meaning. sometimes, it’s just a song.”
“i just wish that there was some room for people to pay attention to me, too.”
“there’s a difference between being visible and being seen.”
“i’d figure by now you’d be sick of seeing me.”
“do you normally hook up with girls without even asking their name?”
“everywhere in the united states is exactly what you expect it to be.”
“if i get a bunch of my nonessential organs removed, will you save me?”
“[name], did you finally get yourself a date?”
“is he the one that made you bisexual?”
“oh, no. tell me you aren’t serious.”
“oh, sorry, because you’re clearly the height of ethics here.”
“i kind of want this conversation to be over.”
“you wouldn’t have told us this if you wanted someone to lie to you.”
“if you wanted to hook up with a celebrity, i wouldn’t criticize you.”
“i didn’t realize i was going to feel this bad when it all came crashing down.”
“i lost my virginity to this song.”
“telling the truth is hard to do, so i tell stories instead.”
“why would you want to join something like that?”
“it’s latin for, like, entirety, or completeness, or something like that.”
“you want truth? i can tell you the truth. things i’ve never told anyone. i can be honest.”
“when someone’s nice to me, i secretly think that they’re really naïve and stupid, but then i take their help anyway.”
“i’m a capricorn, is that bad?”
“i think you give up in every universe.”
“i think i’m going to be okay.”
