Memoirs of a Sh*tsponge

30. He/him. Bi. Half black, half indigenous American. Message inbox is broken, RIP to the closest thing I had to a social life. Send an Ask if there's another way you need to contact me.

[pwincesskittymew]

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[careydraws]

a favorite detail from TAZGN2: Murder on the Rockport Limited: I had fun coming up with illustrations of what kind of magical communication mess Angus has to sort through to get to the case-relevant messages! several future book easter eggs and some plain ol' goofs.

reading back through Rockport, I think it's the TAZGN with the highest background gag density! very straightforward reason why: it was the shortest book where I had the comparatively longest time to make it, so I had time to spend on thinking about and adding fun bonus bits. wild how that works!

If you have favorite types of TAZGN Bonus Treat Posts (process? layouts? designs? director commentary? hidden goofs?), please let me know in the comments! I'll ask more formally about this later, but it's always fun to hear what kinds of promo-slash-bonus-behind-the-scenes posts are actually fun for you to see, and I'll try to keep that in mind in the runup to TAZGN7. preorder at theadventurezonecomic.com!

TUMBLR-ONLY BONUS: here's a very very very tiny ango from tazgn7...! pixelated for spoilers ;)

 @mcelroyfamilystaff glad you enjoyed odie lmao!!

[numbmontezuma]

"The gaming industry is bizarre. It is not an industry of success. It is an industry of your competitor, your direct head to head competitor, tripping over their dick and faceplanting into a bunch of shit. The only reason Sony got ground with the PS1 is because Nintendo fucked them with a deal and then went with carts for N64 and spent so many years pissing off third parties that everyone was willing to jump ship. The Saturn fucking killed itself by dropping into stores that were only Kmarts. The PS3 fucked up its entire early launch cycle by going a year late $200 more. And if you can just keep your company not shitty, if you can make a not terrible product, and your competitor makes an awful one, you’re the one who gets all the money"

-Pat from Two Best Friends Play on a interview from over 10 years ago.

[unclemotong]

BOB ESPONJA

[chadwarden1969-deactivated20180]

leon kennady esponja jaja

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[naamahdarling]

Hey kids, there is a loving trans adulthood waiting for you.

It's never "too late". The people I have met who started late have never regretted starting. They have been joyful about it once they did.

[kumadajanbo]

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

[laughterkey]

[kumadajanbo]

[kumadajanbo]

[yeyuannnnn]

falling autumn

[yeyuannnnn]

海风

[kumadajanbo]

[yeyuannnnn]

昨夜的雪

[asoi00]

[stormtide-leviathan]

Has anyone made art of aurelia keeping massacre girl on a chain leash? surely someone must have by now...

[local-goth-tgirl]

thanks for reminding me this is actually canon and that I should draw it

[emnesoi0]

theres a subreddit for absurd substitutions on recipe sites that my idle brain has been reading and i think what im getting out of it is that a lot of people dont intuitively believe that food chemistry actually exists and just think that the ingredients are there for flavor. eggs dont do anything to cookies except add egg to them, the thing that makes a cookie a cookie is the declaration that you are baking cookies. if they come out wrong then you did the declaration incorrectly, and on a recipe site, that declaration is being done by the writer of the recipe.

[studentofetherium]

coconut milk and coconut-flavoured yogurt are interchangable in all contexts

[stealingpotatoes]

have i made the world's greatest batman 3D model ever yes or yes

[stealingpotatoes]

further proof this is the best batman ever: he can do 75% of a fortnite dance