Self-Made Robin Hood

steal from the rich and keep for ourselves, for we are the poor // main account // obviously a roleplay blog chile // they/them // non-minor // baby lifter // total saved: $208!!// alt emo punk witch-ass lookin rat child // genderfluid and demipansexual pride❤ //

[lifting-luxury-blog]

All of these rp blogs are so confusing. reblog if you ARENT rp and you actually lift so I can follow you!

[lifting-snakes]

Haven’t posted any hauls yet (none are worth a post) but over here! :)

[lolitalifting-blog]

every haul is important!

[deactismho]

like.... I only started lifting recently and since joining the community I’ve seen ppl who WORK RETAIL be like “I’m coming for yalll lifters... assholes... get ready to go to JAIL” like... as someone who has worked in retail Idk how someone could work retail and not encourage theft bc like... it doesn’t effect employees. Most of the time it hardly effects sales as many products are grossly overpriced and stores throw out SO MUCH SHIT like

👏👏👏

[lop-shifter]

Don’t call it stealing or shoplifting call it ✨urban foraging✨

[mercury-lifts]

finally did some more calculations and I have officially passed the 300 mark! i hadn’t l!fted in a long time, then I got back into it after Christmas. 

[mercury-lifts]

I died again but I'm back

[lifting-your-heart-owo]

[mercury-lifts]

finally did some more calculations and I have officially passed the 300 mark! i hadn’t l!fted in a long time, then I got back into it after Christmas. 

[egglifts]

*lights my stolen lavender candle with my stolen lighter* *pours glass of stolen wine*

[pastelgoth-lifting-queen-blog]

Me

[glitterlolitalifter-deactivated]

*While laying on the couch with stolen pjs* *and chilling with a stolen pitcher*

[liftingsfun-blog]

*puts on a stolen dvd and goes to grab stolen chocolate and strawberries*

[gotta-haul-em-all]

*covers self with stolen throw blanket*

[stealphora-deactivated20170612]

*listens to music on a stolen speaker*

[shiftylifties-deactivated201707]

*pirated music*

[mercury-lifts]

Heya children remember if you do big hauls try and avoid that location for a while just in case and dress like a normie and take breaks because this is an addictive thing 💙💙💙

[mercury-lifts]

One of my friends knows I lift and we went to the mall and he was like NO YOINKING and I had heavy eye makeup on and eyeliner that looked like spiderwebs 👁👄👁 YALL REALLY THINK IMMA LIFT WHILE LOOKING LIKE SPENCERS TOILET BOMB AFTER TACO BELL NAH

[frankeinsteinstolme]

Here’s some trash advice I found on börrôwįñg tok, I don’t think I have to explain some of this. Lol. So reckless. The last screenshot, they kept saying how they can just discard those anywhere. Lmao what.

[lipshofting]

this literally makes me physically nauseous oh my gods

[pinkangelifter]

It’s natural selection at this point if you get caught

[mercury-lifts]

Are they dumb 😃😄

[natsulifter]

everyone block tumblr user roseylip, they are an ED spam bot that targets lifting blogs

[mercury-lifts]

Me stuffing makeup into my bag in the Walmart bathroom: gotta hide the evidence...hmmmm.... *puts my big ass pad and bloody tissues over the packaging that I threw away in the stall* only a psychopath would look under that

[mens-rights-activia]

[mercury-lifts]

daily reminder that ✨the government literally does not care about your physical or mental well being ✨ and that they MORE than deserve to be ✨r0bbed blind✨

[marslifts]

[mercury-lifts]

THIS IS SO FUCKING LOUD ASKJDASKJSKJDFSKDJFHSDF

[lifting-your-heart-owo]

[mercury-lifts]

k so i have never been to a h0bby l0bby before...what is in there and what should i st3@l >:)