Mercury & Feathers @mercuryandfeathers - Tumblr Blog

Oh to be a Victorian dandy, wildly bisexual, living in the days before anyone had realised what drugs actually did to you and there was a new Sherlock Holmes story every week

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theshitneyspears

marvel when they heard tom holland saying he’s interested in exploring peter’s sexuality

lmaonade

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied

lmaonade

this little man does NOT have a baby license

berrystumpytail

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be.

piruvieteri

and if they are real you can fuck them.

berrystumpytail

This guy gets it!

fluidpuck

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv

Fuck you

anarcho-vampirism

au where bella copes with her depression in new moon by going to the gym constantly and getting fucking jacked

anarcho-vampirism

after edward comes back she scales it back but she still goes regularly. sometimes emmett comes with her and pretends to work out. he was a total gym bro while he was human and he misses both the setting and the camraderie.

anytime some dude feels the need to give bella unsolicited advice, emmett will pick the machine next to them, set it to it’s max weight, perform a couple of absolutely effortless looking reps and then lean over and go “hey man, do you know if this one is broken? it seems too easy” and invite them to try