mer(cool)tio escalus

hi i'm mercutio.......................gun

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here’s my fiddle-sdick

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apt to make you dance ;)))

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FINALLY someone who speaks my language ;333

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looks like they deleted the scene in endgame where i defeat thanos by calling him a grape and went with that other ending instead. huh.

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u ever have the urge to just fuckin launch your phone across the room?? like not for any particular reason just for the satisfaction of chucking it?? is it because it fits so naturally in my hand?? what about it makes my monkey brain instinctively go ‘THROWABLE’ please help i dont want to break this useless piece of technology i spent a useless amount of money on

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how did i make this post without the term yeet included

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today i was brushing my teeth and spat out blood and initially was like “sick” but then i saw it was just from my gums and the little dentist that lives in my brain went “it’s because u don’t FLOSS” and the moment was over

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here’s my fiddle-sdick

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u ever have the urge to just fuckin launch your phone across the room?? like not for any particular reason just for the satisfaction of chucking it?? is it because it fits so naturally in my hand?? what about it makes my monkey brain instinctively go ‘THROWABLE’ please help i dont want to break this useless piece of technology i spent a useless amount of money on

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i’ll admit, looking down and seeing ur hand covered in blood is kinda disconcerting, specifically when u don’t know the source or purpose of said blood, but all in all it’s not that big of a deal in my week tbh

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TYBALT: Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting/Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting. (1.5.100-101)

Me: ...oh? :3

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the opposite of self care is lying awake having one thing you need to get done before going to bed but just Not Doing It and watching the seconds you get to sleep tick away instead

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why is this a Mood again i need to get my life together

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can you believe the most liked photo on insta is an egg?? what a waste when it couldve been my latest glam shot. really a missed opportunity  

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some of you have never gotten stabbed and made a pun about it and it shows

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i’m so fuckin sleeby,,,, im want to be surrounded by warm & soft,, wanna take a fuckin nap, bitcg

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the opposite of self care is lying awake having one thing you need to get done before going to bed but just Not Doing It and watching the seconds you get to sleep tick away instead

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hey it’s mercutibrox69 welcome to my 50k follower livestream, today we’re gonna go bug tybalt & see what happens lmao leave pun suggestions in the comments to be entered to win a free tshirt with my face on it!!!!! lol

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hey this is uhh,,, an Update(tm) i'm unfortunately gonna have to end the stream early y'all, because, uh, it looks like i have in fact been stabbed (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) so,,, i told them to fetch a surgeon,, i'll keep u guys updated via twitter i guess kinda honestly pretty mad about this,,,, a plague,, and all that,, kk, bye you guys dont forget to like comment & subscribe for more content!!!!!

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hey it's mercutibrox69 welcome to my 50k follower livestream, today we're gonna go bug tybalt & see what happens lmao leave pun suggestions in the comments to be entered to win a free tshirt with my face on it!!!!! lol

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he was a montague

she was a capulet

can i make it any more obvious

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he was a boy

he was another boy creating an intricate ritual to touch the skin of other men

can i make it any more obvious