「 DEADPOOL 」

[mercwiththemouth]

Guess who's still around and kicking? Yeah, maybe someday I'll come back here...

[mercwiththemouth]

Y'know, I kind of miss this sociopathic hunk of mess.

[alexhchung]

Deadpool #2 by Joe Kelly & Ed McGuinness

[alexhchung]

Deadpool #2 by Joe Kelly & Ed McGuinness

[kookookafreakinchoo]

Battle Scars #3

[dynastymemes]

❝ Sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. ❞ ❝ What have you brought today? Tell me. ❞ ❝ We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools. ❞ ❝ Whoever you are, you will be stopped. ❞ ❝ I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you. ❞ ❝ I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. ❞ ❝ Do you reckon you’d be interested? ❞ ❝ Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend. ❞ ❝ I have dire plans for destiny. ❞ ❝ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days? ❞ ❝ I have to get off this planet! ❞ ❝ Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low. I don’t want to hurt you anymore. ❞ ❝ Perhaps we can come to an arrangement… ❞ ❝ Kneel, before your ( queen/king ). ❞ ❝ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. ❞ ❝ I’ve got more muscle, so technically more brains! ❞ ❝ My destiny is to rule all others. ❞ ❝ I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever. ❞ ❝ Let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago. ❞ ❝ It’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again. ❞ ❝ We’re gonna get outta here. Wanna come? ❞ ❝ A creepy old man cut my hair off! ❞ ❝ Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture. ❞ ❝ Where are the weapons? ❞ ❝ Better not touch anything. ❞ ❝ Your savior has arrived! ❞ ❝ Every great king had an executioner. ❞ ❝ The revolution has begun! ❞ ❝ I think you can handle things from here. ❞ ❝ So, he’s dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. ❞ ❝ How do I escape? ❞ ❝ I trust you, you betray me and round and round in circles we go. ❞ ❝ That’s smaller than I expected. ❞ ❝ But like a lot of things in life, it should all work out all right. ❞ ❝ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. ❞ ❝ Come on. You love it. ❞ ❝ Don’t you move. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be. ❞ ❝ Piss off, ghost! ❞ ❝ With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! ❞ ❝ I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us. ❞ ❝ Slaves is such a harsh word, I prefer “prisoners with benefits.” ❞ ❝ I spare you. I spare you from life. ❞ ❝ It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. ❞ ❝ Look at that. Remember this place… home. ❞ ❝ I’m not as strong as you. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you. ❞ ❝ Everything was fine without you. ❞ ❝ Just for once in your life, don’t smash! ❞ ❝ I like women. Sometimes a little too much. ❞ ❝ I’ve spent years, in a haze, trying to forget. ❞ ❝ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! ❞ ❝ I understand why you’re angry. ❞ ❝ Go back to whatever chamber you crept out of, you evil demoness! ❞ ❝ I’m upset! I’m very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. ❞

[mercwiththemouth]

My muse for Wade is steadily coming back, and I'm excited to write as him again soon!

[mercwiththemouth]

Hey guys! I know it’s been a while, but don’t worry, I don’t have any intentions of dropping Wade as a muse or abandoning this account. I just needed to take some time away from here for my own health. I’m also planning on re-reading the comics so that I can get a better grasp on Deadpool’s character as a whole and breathe more life into my own portrayal. I miss and love ya guys, and I should be back and writing with you all soon! Sorry if I worried anyone with my abrupt disapperance. It wasn’t at all my intention. I hope you’re all having a wonderful day!

[mercwiththemouth]

Hey guys! I know it's been a while, but don't worry, I don't have any intentions of dropping Wade as a muse or abandoning this account. I just needed to take some time away from here for my own health. I'm also planning on re-reading the comics so that I can get a better grasp on Deadpool's character as a whole and breathe more life into my own portrayal. I miss and love ya guys, and I should be back and writing with you all soon! Sorry if I worried anyone with my abrupt disapperance. It wasn't at all my intention. I hope you're all having a wonderful day!

[redonherledgerr]

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

[chaoticmusing]

ayjaygamer :

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

[opalscaled-blog]

“You can love a monster. It can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature.”

— Eliza Crewe, Crushed  (via hxwlett)

[mercwiththemouth]

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[x] @mercwiththemouth

   “Look Big Red, if you’re not gonna help me read my lines and stick to the script, I’ll just find another weirdo in spandex to do it for me.” She’s gonna take the papers back, thank you. And pat his chest with it. “I don’t even know if you have teeth underneath that mask to being with. In fact, I haven’t a clue what you really look like.”

   At that she’s gonna hold up her free hand. “And no, I ain’t askin’ you to strip for me.”

  “Big red? You rack yer brain trying to come up with that one, or d’you just watch too many cartoons? Not that it matters. ‘Cos either way, if you keep with the pet name, ol’ red might spittle on your love seat, and turn your slippers back into a mound of cotton.” 

  He grasps hold of the script after being hit with it. Okay, hit was a strong word. It was a gentle tap. But that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting, does it? “If you’re looking for a couple of costumed goons to rehash lines from your stodgy script, Wayfare your way to where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition. Yep --- New York, baby.” 

   “An’ kid - you don’t wanna know what’s under here. But since you brought it up, lemme sum it up for you. I tried stealing a jar of honey from a ticked off Yogi bear. Don’t worry -- he left me enough teeth to say most consonants. Just don’t make me revisit my tongue twisters, ‘cos I’ll go non compos mentis about not being able to shoot Sally in her sea-shells. Bee tee dubs -- I only strip to the song Yakety sax.”

[mercwiththemouth]

It’s been awhile since I’ve shown my OC’s some love, so I’ll be over there for a bit! If you wanna follow, anyway. It’s here. 

 I’ll be getting to a few replies on here today, too! 

[mercwiththemouth]

Hey, hi. You guys remember me? I hope so.. Anyway, yeah I'm gonna be online tonight. Sorry about disappearing for a bit.

[soughtdawn-a-blog-deactivated20]

life hack to roleplaying with me: if you’ve got a fucked up idea there’s a 8234768123763712% chance i’ll go for it. seriously. don’t test me.

[mercwiththemouth]

I blame Saige and Sam for getting me back into the sims.

[lickbatteries-archived-deactiva]

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