DEADPOOL

I don't have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can't handle. M!A: None and Accepting [Indie RP blog for Deadpool/Wade Wilson. Multishipper. Multifandom. OC friendly. Also, before RPing, please read the about section. Don't forget the chimichangas. New to the fandom, so bear with me.]

[thenightsplutoniumshore-archive]

"Those sure are some nice swords you got there," Faith said with a smile, "I’ve got an Axe, you want to see my Axe?" 

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"Damn right they are. Best swords around...seriously? Sure." Nice boobs. I like her. 

[childofthedeadlywidow-blog]

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"Well this is a… Surprise."

"What ever could I do for you?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"I lost my puppy...I think it went in to that cheap motel room down the street...wanna help me find it?"

[ask-testaments-crew]

mercwiththetacos boarded the Testament

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

  "I came for the hot nurses, plus I’ve got a knife through my skull."

"They call me Deadpool, good jokes and bad jokes, that’s me."

[ask-testaments-crew]

"Okay, then…next question: how did you even get on board? We haven’t stopped since Starbase Six."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

Deadpool yanked the blade out and shrugged. "Beats me. I just woke up here."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

  "No one takes my taco and gets away with it." 

[thebetrayedbrother-deactivated2]

"I ate it already,drop it!"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"You're buyin' me another taco, rudolf."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

  "How about you stab me through the chest instead, that would be less painful." 

[thebetrayedbrother-deactivated2]

Loki shrugged.”If you wish.”he takes the taco and starts eating it.”Oops…sorry I would have stabbed you but I don’t have anything to stab you with.”

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"No one takes my taco and gets away with it." 

[telepathicmagictrick-deactivate]

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"Is there something I can help you with?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"You tell me."

[ask-testaments-crew]

mercwiththetacos boarded the Testament

"Who the fuck are you and why are you in my Sick Bay?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"I came for the hot nurses, plus I've got a knife through my skull."

"They call me Deadpool, good jokes and bad jokes, that's me."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

natasha-widowbite-romanoff

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

  "Does caressing count as touching?" 

[natasha-widowbite-romanoff]

"Yes it does you imbecile."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"Can an imbecile say Chimichanga in 7 different languages? I think not."

[natstxrk-moved-blog]

+ mercwiththetacos

"Did I leave the door open or how you got in here?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"A magician never reveals his secrets."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

M!A Stutter || Open RP

[kittysweetwater]

  "oh great, another Deadpool, I suppose you’re here for my taco recipe?" She crossed her arms over her chest, looking over her glasses at him

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"An-n-nother Deadp-p-pool? W-wait, y-y-you have a Taco recipe?" he replied, forgetting about his stutter. 3 seconds. Knew it.

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

M!A Stutter || Open RP

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

  Wade pointed to the window but said nothing.

[jaliathomasmun]

"Boy, speak up!"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"B-boy? I'm n-n-not a boy."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

M!A Stutter || Open RP

[bloodstainedwhiskey]

  Raising a brow at his unusual silence, Mia stepped closer to observed the masked individual.  “Seriously, what’s wrong? You don’t seem to be the type to go silent like this for no reason.”

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"I d-d-don't f-fucking know." Wade replied, frowning even more behind his mask. 

[thebetrayedbrother-deactivated2]

"Give me that."points to a taco

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"How about you stab me through the chest instead, that would be less painful." 

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

M!A Stutter || Open RP

Are you just going to sit there in silence? I bet you won’t last five seconds.

[bloodstainedwhiskey]

"Well you’re oddly quiet.  What’s wrong with you?" She inquired with the tilt of her head.

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

Wade gave her a glance but said nothing.

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

M!A Stutter || Open RP

Are you just going to sit there in silence? I bet you won’t last five seconds.

[jaliathomasmun]

"Oh Jesus. How did you get in my house?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

Wade pointed to the window but said nothing.

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

snogboxfullofwhouffle found the tacos

[overcrowdedtardis-blog-deactiva]

  The Doctor balanced his spectacles on the end of his nose, getting a good look at this young-sounding fellow in the mask.

Still, hardly the oddest person he’d met in his travels.

"How do you do, I’m the Doctor. And how, exactly, did you find your way into my ship?"

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"How do you do? Who even says that these days? Wait...Ship? I just thought it would be a cool place to crash for the night." Crashing in a Ship? Sounds like the Titanic. "Bigger on the inside...nice. You messin' with my head or something? 'Cause that never ends well." 

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

natasha-widowbite-romanoff

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

   "Ooh touchy. It was worth a shot though, right?

[natasha-widowbite-romanoff]

"No it wasn’t you and I both know I don’t like you touching me and I repeat it every single time."

[mercwiththetacos-blog]

"Does caressing count as touching?"