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Mercy High Day 36 Announcements

Fern: I love summer break. No classes, the pool is open, I can get a nice tan…

Axel: You don’t attend classes, the student council has indoor pools open all year round, and when I tried to get you outside you started hissing until I closed the blinds.

Fern: It was really bright!

Axel: It was the evening, the sun was almost completely set.

Fern: And?

Axel: Nevermind, just start the announcements.

Fern: Well, I would but Luca took them and said he wanted to add to them. That’s why I was talking about summer vacation.

Axel: You didn’t leave the school.

Fern: Neither did you.

Axel: I did, who do you think does the groceries?

Fern: Lance. (Door opening)

Luca: He doesn’t live with us. (Door closes)

Axel: You don’t either.

Luca: Of course not, I have to live with my lovely family.

Fern: Does that mean you think Kai is lovely?

Luca: No I don’t.

Fern: I’m going to tell Kai you think he’s lovely.

Luca: Shut up, I just came here to give you the announcements. (Paper rustling)

Fern: Great you can go and spend time with your brother now.

Luca: Just leave me alone. (Door opening) (Door closing)

Fern: Alright, let’s get started. (Door opening) Sam! Perfect timing. (Door closing)

Sam: Does this have anything to do with why Luca just stopped me in the hall and said never to talk about my family?

Axel: Yes.

Fern: No, I just wanted to ask you a few questions.

Sam: Okay…

Fern: Do you like pi(e)?

Sam: The food or the number?

Fern: How about fractions and measurements?

Sam: That didn’t answer my question.

Fern: Well then you should come by the junior classes car wash this Saturday.

Sam: What does that have to do with anything you said before that.

Fern: This year they hope to get over five people to come with raccoons to come. So if you need to feed your raccoon please come. They also offer waxing services for your pumpkins.

Sam: What?

Fern: I’ve also heard they’re taking credit and debit this year.

Sam: I’m so confused.

Fern: Well if you’re confused why not swing by the library. The Nationalist Honorary Soapery offers tutoring opportunities for students struggling in class. To apply you simply have to do a printer flip and a paper with all your information will be sent to NHS. Make sure the printer is not a fax machine, fox machine, scanner, or a random person living on the street.

Sam: I don’t need a tutor and what the hell is a printer flip?

Axel: We have a video. (Static)

Voice: I’ve been exiled to the basement. (Running noises)(a loud thunk) Yeah! Concrete! (Static stops)

Sam: What? Did? I? Just? Watch?

Fern: A printer flip! It was originally used as entrance into a cult. The person in the video was actually was the cult master.

Sam: She didn’t look that scary. I mean sweat pants and a tank top? She’s what a senior?

Axel: She’s a sophomore. I’ve seen you talk to her.

Sam: What?

Fern: Shout out to Ilza wherever she is. Man I love your cult. I will never forget the pumpkin hat incident.

Axel: I won’t either.

Sam: Wait Ilza?

Fern: Yeah!?

Sam: Now it makes more sense. Of course she would lead a cult.

Fern: Hey! It’s not nice to stereotype. After all you wouldn’t want her to stereotype you as an overly boring security guard who just follows her around to keep her in line, but then you ended up falling in love with her and being caught in this epic love story between choosing the security club or the love of your life who may or may not love you and you’re not yet sure if you’re willing to throw everything away to be with her, but it came down to it and she said yes you know you would drop everything and join her in her world, but deep down you would really wish she had met you half way and joined you in your current life.

Sam: What? No! How is that a stereotype?

Fern: You never know.

Axel: Just read the rest of the announcements.

Fern: I can’t read Luca’s handwriting. You read it.

Axel: Fine. Due to increase in interest in the book club we will be bringing it back with a revamp image. Our first book will be the incantations and summoning rituals for underworld puppies. This was requested by Ffff. You’re name is just a bunch of Fs man.

Fern: Well I guess we’re done today. Happy first day of school.

Axel: Nothing is happy about it.

Fern: Hush.

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How Many OCs do I Have? Welp...

Fern, Axel, Luca, Sam, Ali, Cole, Colby, Liam, Ginger, Loo, Jaxon, Lance, Kai, Tiffany, Brittany, Ash, Gem, Marshal, Ilza, Schmerg, Schmerg’s true form, A.Q., Dan, The God/Goddess of Mercy High(it’s a character that is already there but you just don’t know who), Kenny, Nova(not MH), Sini(not MH), 

yeah... 

I went a bit crazy and had a character explosion 

Also, my tumblr is working again, 

Yay!

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Because I have no life

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Alec has an announcement

Mercy High will be moving to a wordpress due to complications with tumblr, sad I know, but this will have more than Mercy High(hopefully) and art. Also Alec is being added.

alecwantsnoneofyourbs.wordpress.com

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Mercy High Day 35 Announcements

Fern: Good morning Mercy High. Please pause for the moment of silence. Blah, blah, blah, please stand for the pledge of allegiance. Blah blah blah. Are you interested in joining the summer corn cuts? They are short one acts that take place every year. Students can submit their own creations to the appropriate people and get a chance to have their work preformed on stage. Wow, Ms. L's announcements are so boring aren't they? I wanted you all to see what she wants us to tell you. It's not news, it's just stuff she wants to happen at this school.

Axel: That's want announcements normally are.

Fern: Well I'm pretty sure everyone would much rather hear about the pirate socks that the clan of gingers fought over with the clan of red heads.

Axel: What?

Fern: Yeah, there was this whole brawl in the fresh meat hallway where red heads and gingers fought over a pair of socks with pirates on them. I think. It might have been socks that belonged to a pirate. I wasn't very clear about what they meant, but I could hear them all chanting “Pirate socks! Pirate socks!” over and over again. So, I'm assuming that's what the fight was about. If I am wrong please clans of fire colour haired children correct me. Just do it in a less violent way. I don't want to have to deal with more fires.

Axel: Says the person who burned down the gym of a school which wasn't even your own.

Fern: It wasn't my fault that gym was full of vamp… ed out teenagers with drugs.

Axel: What?

Fern: Listen to this. Are you interested in building leadership and business skills? Why don't you come and join the business and leadership club. Our first meeting will be tomorrow after school in the business and leadership and cooking classroom, room 669. Isn't that the old storage room?

Axel: It's the one that was refurbished though.

Fern: Wait it's the new one?

Axel: No there's the new one and the newly refurbished one. That one used to be the bad one.

Fern: Wait which one are they meeting in?

Axel: The old one which is now the newly refurbished one.

Fern: Ah.

Axel: Do you get it?

Fern: No, but it doesn't really matter does it? I just want to go and read some more fake news.

Axel: It's not fake, it's normal news.

Fern: Then what do I tell people?

Axel: You tell people about social stuff that's happening. This so called 'fake news' is upcoming events and stuff like that.

Fern: So everyone has to know we beat Panda High at football on Friday by a point difference of 7?

Axel: Yep.

Fern: That's stupid, I thought we didn't have a football team. We have a sportsball team.

Axel: And a football team. The sportsball team is just more successful, so you hear about them more. The football team also has games at the same time as sportsball and they usually have away games.

Fern: So why doesn't she give us stuff about sportsball instead of football?

Axel: Sportsball isn't considered a real sport.

Fern: What?

Axel: Yes.

Fern: We need one of those petitions things. What's the website?

Axel: Why should I remember?

Fern: I don't know. You know everything.

Axel: Do I don't.

Fern: Yes you do.

Axel: I can think of several things I don't know.

Fern: Like what?

Axel: I'm not saying any of them while being recorded.

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Mercy High Day 34 Announcements

Fern: Welcome back. Wow, it's been crazy recently. I can't believe they canceled school because Kenny ratted us out. You all missed our great celebration on the 5th. I was almost caught by Paul but everything was okay, I think he got to the security club first. I'm not really sure. I hope Sam's alright.

Axel: Sam follows the rules and doesn't break into the school on the day after a national holiday after a threat from the School Goddess.

Fern: She can't stop me. Shut up Kenny, don't act so high and mighty, you're just an intern. Anyway, on to the pledge. Our country tis of thee….

Axel: That's not the pledge and you can't sing.

Fern: What are you talking about? I won that singing contest and I've been paid to do gigs.

Axel: You won a lip syncing battle and they paid you to get off the stage.

Fern: You're no fun. Well I guess we won't finish the pledge.

Axel: It's not the pledge…

Fern: Today we have a spirit morning. Between 2 am and 5 am this morning we are having a spirit morning. If you missed this morning you have to wait 15 years for the next one. I promise they are a blast though. I remember my first one. I got into an argument around hour two with this mountain climber who I think was possessed by a goat about the best kind of clear tape. He kept trying to say painter's tape was the best, but clearly duct tape was the best.

Axel: Is it not the best anymore?

Fern: No, now it's cling film.

Axel: Is that tape?

Fern: You sound like Sam. OoOoooOoOOOooHHHhhHhHHhH, do you remember last time when someone brought in that red scrunchie and ran around yelling about Mother Teresa. I'm pretty sure they started drinking blue raspberry whisky. That's when I started to black out.

Axel: I remember. You threw yourself onto a pool table yelling something about the police and then you got these really buff and scaring looking guys to help you drag the pool table into the pool and you sat on it while you yelled out directions for water aerobics to them.

Fern: Oh yeah. Man I miss those guys. I really need to go visit them sometime, after all I did get indited and everything. I even got the tattoo.

Axel: I know I've seen it and I never want to see it again. It gave me nightmares for three months straight.

Fern: I know, Ghost Eyes did a really good job didn't he? I send him emails sometimes. He's the one who did Ali's tattoo.

Axel: I remember, he did it in here. He tried to tattoo me as well.

Fern: You should have gotten one.

Axel: He wanted to put a dancing otter with a machine gun on my cheek.

Fern: It would have been so cute.

Axel: Have you ever noticed how we can never complete the announcements without drifting off and having other conversations?

Fern: That's because announcements are boring and half the ones we are supposed to say is just stuff Ms. L makes up to keep us occupied.

Axel: She going to try and replace us again, you know that right.

Fern: Let her try, we have Dan on our side.

Axel: And she has the entire security club.

Fern: But they're pretty thinned out right now because of the Paul thing.

Axel: True but we should still be careful.

Fern: Being careful is for the weak, the only way to truly live is to jump into a volcano and become a Mexican wrestler.

Axel: What?

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Mercy High Day 31-33 Announcements

Unfortunately due to a few mishaps involving from what I understand, a flying goat, rolling worms, bungee cords, and projectile vomiting. What's that? Sorry as my intern Kenny pointed out I forgot about the sprinkle cannon and a piece of demon lettuce. What? I apparently forgot about the sandwitches as well. Thanks Kenny, anyway the point of all this was to tell you Mercy High will be closed for the rest of the week. We understand some of your distress but would like to tell you that I am a goddess and I will smite you where you stand if you try and fight me. Also if you try and point out I could just clean it with my powers, that's not how it works honey. Read a few books on School Gods. -Benevolent Goddess of Mercy High

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Mercy High Day 30 Announcements

Due to a national holiday today that takes up way too much of my time so I can watch people light sparkle bombs and be disappointed by sparklers that turn out not to be sparklers, school was canceled. School with start up again Wednesday July 5 and continue on as scheduled. Anyone who I catch at the school I will feed to Paul. He is always really hungry when he hears sparkle bombs go off. Have a nice vacation day! -Benevolent Goddess of Mercy High

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Mercy High Day 29 Announcements

Fern: Wow, these past few weeks have been so crazy. I mean, we've been trapped inside our own room, chased out, left three idiots in charge. How long did it take to clean up anyway?

Axel: Too long. I hope you appreciate that I went out and replaced all of your candy.

Fern: I noticed and I thank thee. Did you end up having to use Dan's poison?

Axel: Please, I can handle myself.

Fern: Just wondering. Well Mercy High, hello again. It's been too long since I've done this. Welcome to another day in hell, I mean high school. Please shut up for about a second… great, now stand and… Wait, weren't we supposed to do the pledge first?

Axel: I don't know.

Fern: Well you do it. I don't want to get in trouble if I did it wrong.

Axel: If you did it wrong you would probably just attack whoever called you out on it. After all, you did get your sprinkle cannon back.

Fern: True. I still want you to do it.

Axel: I… don't know what else to say.

Fern: Okay then. On to some real news. If you have A PG of rude humor or lower you qualify to be in the κηρός society. Now, they haven't give us how to apply, but they just wanted us to tell everyone with the qualifications to be ready at any moment for the process to start. Axel, weren't you part of it a few years ago?

Axel: No, you're thinking of Alex.

Fern: Are you sure? The letters are the same.

Axel: Yes, how long have you known me?

Fern: I'm not quite sure, I stopped counting the years.

Axel: Just get on with the announcements. We're finally reporting again.

Fern: Okay okay. So with everything going on we forgot to mention homecoming. It's coming… soon… more on that later. I would like to formally welcome our new student. Jack Ssa, you started at the beginning of the year and I completely forgot about you then, but I've got your back now. Welcome to mercy high, if you raise your hand we will get you a care package that includes a life size plushie of Dan and a mug with my face on it filled with your pride flag or flags' colours. And trust me, we know what it is even if you don't know yourself. Welcome to mercy high Jack, and happy birthday. That too, that's kind of what reminded me of you. Don't be scared, I know everyone's birthday. This isn't a dictatorship this is a announcementship and I know everything about everyone.

Axel: And yet you always forget my birthday.

Fern: Hold on… is it April 14? Wait no, that's Conner's. September 3? Damn it that's Sophia's. Ummm… Happy breakfast?

Axel: I don't care anymore. It's been years and there are only two birthdays you forget, mine and your own.

Fern: That's not true, I know my own.

Axel: What is it then?

Fern: January…

Axel: Nope.

Fern: What? February…

Axel: Wrong.

Fern: March…

Axel: You're just going through the months.

Fern: You have any better ideas?

Axel: Looking at a calendar or a birth certificate.

Fern: Oh yeah.

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Mercy High Day 28 Announcements

(Silence)

(Silence)

(Lots of silence)

(I think they're passed out)

(Oh good someone's coming)

(Door opening)

Axel: Okay, wake up everyone. Why is Colby tied up?

Cole: Oh hey Axel.

Liam: He was being a pain. You really think we would have lasted a week with us lose in a room together to say whatever we wanted? He didn't even know about the snakes.

Axel: I know. I could hear you. You have to remember that you broadcast to the whole school every morning. Nothing you say is private, at least until you remember to turn off the mic. Everyone can hear us right now for instance.

Cole: Just turn off the mic then.

Axel: I would but you all seem to be piled up on the floor between the mic and me. Did you wrestle or something?

Liam: Or something.

Axel: Where did the watermelons come from? And is that… fake snow?

Liam: I'm not really sure at this point. I don't remember much past the shredder.

Cole: That's because you passed out. Trust me, you don't want to know what happened next. It wasn't pretty. There are some things that shouldn't be said.

Axel: Well at least the room is intact. We need to clean this all up before Fern and Ali get back though. If you forgot.

Cole: Damn it. We don't have time for that! Liam shut the mic off.

Liam: You're closer and not stuck under a mountain of blankets and stuffed what even are these?

Axel: Rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten overlords. Don't ask.

Cole: Which switch is it?

Axel: The red one.

Cole: There is no red one.

Axel: Than try the razzmatazz one.

Cole: Did it wor…

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Mercy High Day 27 Announcements

Liam: Now…

Cole: Did it actually start?

Liam: This is the time that was written down. Well, we can just start and hopefully it's working.

Cole: They really need an air raid light or something.

Liam: Well at least today's announcements are from Axel.

Cole: I guess so. What, we have to start with the pledge and silence first right?

Liam: Yeah.

Cole: Well, you all should be silent now anyway so we can check that off. As for the pledge, I pledge never to throw hot dogs at the school's toothbrushes ever again.

Liam: You actually did it? I thought you decided not to.

Cole: Yeah, but then Ali made the comment about already having the hot dogs ready so I just went and did it.

Liam: What did they do?

Cole: Well, they started to foam up and they sort of lunged forward. I'm pretty sure they started throwing cheese brains at us, but it was had to tell through the fog.

Liam: Please tell me Paul didn't show up.

Cole: No, but I could hear him.

Liam: You didn't see anything?

Cole: Nah man, I'm safe. Though we got royally scolded by Lance. I was sure he was going to hurt us himself.

Liam: What was Lance doing here?

Cole: Something about dream catchers not working and how plastic surgery is like vegetables. He didn't really tell us. We just heard him cursing the gods of coloured beads and saying stuff about how annoy his job is.

Liam: He never changes does he?

Cole: Nah.

Liam: We should probably start with the announcements.

Cole: Good point. Let's see, teacher's please excuse all student absences when they have a traveled macaroon. These students have been accepted into that power puff frisbee thing that the school is doing. When a winner has been chosen, the team to win the cats place will be returned. All others may or maybe not come back within the next 17 years.

Liam: I don't understand that competition. Isn't just handfoot sportsball thing?

Cole: I don't understand that sentence.

Liam: You know what? Just read the next one.

Cole: Key club would like some people to sign up. They say anyone is open to join. Like the doors we open anyone can receive a key to wisdom. They're pretty idiotic though aren't they?

Liam: Don't they meet in that swimming pool on the roof?

Cole: Yeah, but they only meet in the winter when it's full of water. What kind of budget are they operating on? (grunting starts) Oh great, he's awake.

Cole: I thought you said that the cheeto dust would work for up to 90 years.

Liam: It varies, I wasn't sure about what would happen.

Cole: Can't we just dump him in a hamster ball or something? No one will miss him.

Liam: Yeah, but then Ali would kill us. She would want us to wait for her to get back. After all the best way to enjoy these things is with friends. (Thumping noises)

Cole: They stop that! It's unladylike!

Liam: Get him before he reaches the table! (crash)(static)

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Mercy High Day 26 Announcements

Cole: Why does Fern only keep candy here? Is that all she eats?

Liam: She leaves the room often, you know that right?

Colby: No, he didn't because he's so busy with his eyes down my sister's shirt that he can't pay attention to anything.

Liam: You're sister walks around in a sports bra, you know that right?

Cole: He's just jealous that when it came down to it, she chose us and not him.

Colby: Oh please, when did she chose you over me.

Cole: Maybe when she told you that you couldn't go by Cole anymore because me. Or maybe when she gave me her glass hamster and not you. How about when she walked right out of your poetry reading.

Colby: How do you know about that? Did Ali tell you?

Cole: Oh please, who needs Ali to tell me things when I have Fern. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the only one who can't speak piñata here?

Colby: Please that isn't a real language, you just make it up. (strange noises are exchanged between Liam and Cole) (A rough translation is provided)

Cole: If we hit with stick he goes boom?

Liam: We have not right stick. What will purple girl think?

Cole: He's donkey tail. She'll hit us twice, but not enough for go boom or candy.

Liam: His face looks facing the stick like.

Cole: Like I whacked, he's donkey tail.

Colby: Please that's all fake. You aren't even saying words. (Liam and Cole now speak in English)

Liam: Colby, do you take a foreign language?

Colby: yeah, German. Ja ja leaseholder.  

Liam: Do you mean lederhosen?

Colby: That's what I said.

Cole: You said leaseholder.

Colby: Yeah, jar jar bloodhound.

Liam: I don't think he gets foreign languages.

Cole: That's because he's an ass.

Colby: Well, I hate to break it to you smart allergists, but you forgot the morning announcements.

Liam: No, there just weren't any today. Except warnings for the snakes and chinchillas and some stuff about the end of the world. Nothing important.

Colby: I also realized that we were recording so ha.

Cole: Yeah, we can read the clock as well. Do you even go to this school? Or do you just hang around because Ali still goes here?

Colby: Please, I went here.

Liam: Key word went. Weren't you already out of school when the blood pact was sealed? No wonder Kenny hates you so much.

Colby: Come on, Kenny loves me.

Cole: Please, we all know you can hear him cursing your name to the heavens.

Colby: He means it in a loving way.

Cole: He called you a…

Liam: And this is where we turn the mic off.

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Mercy High Day 25 Announcements

Liam: It says here that the mic should have already started recording.

Cole: I don't see a blinking light.

Colby: That's because you're an idiot.

Cole: If it weren't for Ali I would pummel your ass right here and now.

Colby: That's because your a little suck up.

Cole: And you're definitely not mister I-worship-the-ground-my-sister-walks-on?

Liam: You two want to shut up so we can get this over with. I think we're on air now.

Colby: Oh, you think? Well, thank god for that.

Liam: Well, if you think you can do it better, you can take over. (rustling of papers)(ow)

Colby: Maybe I will. All I have to do is read this stupid script. Hello Mercy High welcome to another day here at our high school. Please lie down for the pledge. Wait, lie down? What the hell?

Cole: Oh come on. You should know Fern's antics by now. It's been what? Twenty years at the least. Are you stupid or do you just not pay attention?

Colby: No, I just have better things to do than care about some random student who will graduate soon.

Liam: This is why we think you're an idiot, Fern is part of the blood pact. Actually sorry, I need to correct myself. This is why you are an idiot.

Cole: I can think of stronger words for what he is.

Colby: Whatever. Where were we? Lie down for the pledge, blah blah blah. Be quiet for the moment of silence, more blah blah blah. Make sure to be careful as the chinchillas and the snakes are having another skirmish. Okay, she is clearly making this up.

Liam: Are you sure you go to this school? How can you not know about the chinchillas that live in the lunch ladies hair and the snakes in the fine arts bathroom?

Colby: Obviously it must not be that important.

Cole: They have fights everywhere, you can't go anywhere near the cafeteria without being attacked. I was wrong about you, you're not just stupid, you're blind too.

Colby: Well at least I actually do something. You just ride on the coattails of the blood pact without even being a part of the council.

Cole: Well, at least I wasn't replaced as student president by someone almost three years younger than me. How's your ego handling that?

Colby: It's just a empty title. He does nothing. We run everything behind his back.

Cole: From what I remember, Luca makes constant appearances on the air and at least knows about the chinchillas and the snakes. Did you never run into the snakes in the locker rooms?

Colby: Yes, and I remember complaining to the teacher about a pest problem.

Cole: At least they have more personality than you.

Colby: They're snakes, the only personality they have is how this hiss.

Cole: Which is still more than what you have.

Colby: You know what? Screw announcement! Let's go! Right here, right now.

Cole: I'm good with that! (crashing noises)

Liam: I guess I'll finish the announcements, god I feel like Axel. Clubs will be starting up soon. Stay tuned to the shrieking of dying rocks in your inner left ear. We will be having a game of sportsball against insert name of school after rolling die to decide which one. That's it. I feel like there was more, but Axel forgot to tell me the rest. Oh well. Will you two shut it with all the grunting back there! If I didn't know you two were fighting I would think you're having sex!

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Mercy High Day 24 Announcements

Ali: Now get on your knees and apologize. (shuffling)

Cole: Sorry.

Liam: Sorry.

Colby: Sorry.

Ali: Sam, do you accept their apology?

Sam: It's really fine, they don't have to do that.

Ali: Hear that boys? He doesn't accept it. Why don't we try a second time.

Cole: I'm sorry.

Ali: For what?

Cole: For not stopping Liam.

Ali: Good. Liam?

Liam: I'm sorry for beating you up.

Ali: Could be better, but tolerable. Colby?

Colby: I'm truly sorry for my actions against you. It's just that I'm protective of my sister and the thought that the same people who are trying to take her away from me might be my brothers disgusts me.

Cole: Suck up.

Colby: Wanna go Copy Cat?

Cole: Let's do this Bumble Bee.

Ali: Shut up. Now, after all the problems you've caused I think you should make it up to not only Sam but to Fern and Axel since you trashed they're studio. I think it's fair that you should have to deal with the morning announcements all week as well as tidy up the room, don't you Fern?

Fern: Absolutely. I could use so much more time watching the bookcase fights.

Ali: Yeah, those were absolutely amazing. Do you think if we leave now we can catch the match that Lance was talking about.

Fern: Which one? He told us about a few different ones.

Ali: The one with the music theory book and the half eaten princess book.

Fern: Oh yeah, I really want to see that one.

Ali: Well, we'll leave the studio to you three. Have fun and I don't want to discipline anyone when I get back.

Fern: Announcements will be slipped under the door around 3:64 am. If not then Dan will hand deliver them. Be careful since the mic comes on by itself. Hey, look it's on now. Have fun! (door closing and lock clicking)

Sam: Did they just lock me in here with you guys?

Liam: Yep.

Sam: And no one is going to unlock the door?

Cole: Not unless Axel decides he actually wants to get in here.

Liam: Which he won't since he know what's going to happen.

Cole: Can someone just turn off that annoying mic. We'll start the news tomorrow.

Liam: Wait it's the red button right?

Cole: I thought it was. You know how to work this! Help!

Sam: It's the other purple button.

Liam: Oh, thanks I guess.

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Mercy High Day 23 Announcements

Luca: Alright everyone so I'm assuming you all know what happened the last two days. If not here's a brief recap. Ali showed up and told Fern to stop Dan from following her. Fern took off after Ali and they are now probably off somewhere fighting pigeons or swinging from libraries. The next day, Ali's friends and her brother showed up and started to fight in front of Axel and Sam. Now Sam, being stupid asked if Ali's friend Liam and her brother Colby were brothers. Now they do look alike, but they really hate each other. They sort of ganged up on Sam and I'm really not sure what happened after that. I just got a telegram asking if I would do the announcements today so that we wouldn't miss another day. So, if everyone is clear on what happened please stand for the promise… good now sit up. We are still having trouble with our submissions for the power puff boys frisbee hurricane. If you want to enter please check the insides of the wall from the information. If you don't want to enter, make sure to send a origami unicorn to a stranger who used to be a detective who retired people and possibly is a robot. Once that is done you will receive a gramophone over the radio and that's when you know you are in the clear. Today is another handfoot game. Make sure all signs brought have something related to Christmas on them. If not, they will be taken away and given to starving clocks in the grass forests. There's one more thing I have to say. It seems that the chinchillas and the snakes have each lost a child of the ruling family. Chilleo and Snaket are missing and will be fed prompting fed to our neighbor's crickets if they do not return of their own will. If they were kidnapped the families say you can keep them. They have other children. Okay, that's it. I have to get back to the student council room now, as I'm under a careful watch after last week. Which never happened, by the way.

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Mercy High Day 22 Announcements

Sam: Wait so, what do the blue penguins do again?

Axel: They help fight the deep space hammers.

Sam: And what do the deep space hammers have to do with Kenny?

Axel: Do you want me to start from the middle again?

Sam: No, I don’t think I can handle hearing the whale noises again. Plus half of it was in piñata.

Axel: That’s because there is no translation.

Sam: How did you learn it if there’s no translation?

Axel: It’s part of the blood pact I explained that.

Sam: No, you said here are the details about the blood pact listen carefully and then launched into speaking piñata.

Axel: I told you there's no translation.

Sam: But you just explained part of it in English.

Axel: No I didn't.

Sam: Yes you did, you said you are able to speak piñata because of the blood pact.

Axel: I never said that.

Sam: Yes you did! (door bangs open)

Liam: Where is she?

Sam: Who?

Axel: She went with Fern.

Liam: Goddamn it. (door bangs open)

Cole: Ali I'm going to kill you if you don't come out now!

Liam: Calm down she went with Ali. (continue to argue)

Sam: Why are they shirtless?

Axel: I wouldn't ask that if I were you?

Sam: Okay, but what about their hair? (arguing stops)

Cole: What about our hair?

Sam: I just mean that your hair is really long and your friend's hair is really messy. You guys know we have a dress code right? (silence)

Cole: Listen here you mother… (door bangs open)

Colby: Where is she!

Liam: Too late Colby. Ali isn't here. I guess she just hates you too much.

Colby: Want to say that to my face?

Cole: He did but it seems that you're too much of an idiot to understand what you're even saying.

Colby: You wanna go?

Cole: Still a bit slow in processing are we? (arguing continues)

Sam: Hey Axel, who are they?

Axel: The shirtless one with blond hair is Liam, the black haired one is Cole, and the other blond is Colby.

Sam: And why are they here?

Axel: Apparently you don't listen either, they're here for Ali.

Sam: Ah. Hey, Liam, Colby. (arguing stops)

Liam: What?

Colby: What?

Sam: Are you two brothers?

Axel: Sam you seem to know how to ask all the wrong questions.

Sam: What do you mean?

Axel: Colby is Ali's brother and Liam and Cole hate him.

Sam: Ummm… I was just joking guys. You don't need to stalk towards me.

Axel: I don't think you want to hear this Mercy High.

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Mercy High Day 21 Announcements

Sam: Wait? So Fern hasn’t come back yet?

Axel: Yeah, when she and Ali go at it they will be gone for days.

Sam: It’s a miracle they haven’t killed the other then.

Axel: Oh no, they get along great, it’s just that Ali is a bit more rough and Fern is a bit more crazy.

Sam: But Ali seemed pretty pissed at Fern when she left.

Axel: That’s mostly because of Dan. He likes to follow her around a lot. She’s finds it a bit frustrating.

Sam: I don’t understand any of you.

Axel: That’s why I suggested a professional. I hear that there’s a really good one in the shopping stripe down the road. There’s also a great teacher who will listen to anything you say. You just have to make sure that he is not with his boyfriend, the moon is a fourth blushed, and you don’t say the word chance.

Sam: I think I’m fine.

Axel: You were a broken record yesterday.

Sam: No I wasn’t. I was just asking questions.

Axel: You would ask me something and then a few words into my explanation you would ask another question and would freak out if I didn’t answer that question.

Sam: I don’t remember that.

Axel: And I don’t remember what happened to me after Dan and Fern tackled me the other day. You get used to it after awhile. It’s just Kenny and his mumbo jumbo.

Sam: Who’s Kenny?

Axel: That’s not important.

Sam: Yes it is if he is altering my memory.

Axel: I don’t want to explain with morning announcements so close to starting.

Sam: They’ve already started.

Axel: Well turn them off then. We don’t have time for you Mercy High.