“that is such a mean thing to say about someone, i mean at least they didn’t say you liked carrots up your arse.”
“It is mean but it’s not like it was true. Just ridiculous. --Oh shite, that’s true. They said that about you?”
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“that is such a mean thing to say about someone, i mean at least they didn’t say you liked carrots up your arse.”
“It is mean but it’s not like it was true. Just ridiculous. --Oh shite, that’s true. They said that about you?”
“I may or may not take your hand off. Proceed at your own risk.”
The blonde shrugged, reaching out and messing with Teddy’s hair quickly before taking her arm back so that he couldn’t catch her. “Too slow, Theodore.”
“And you agreed. So is it really on me?”
“Careful. I’m about to ruffle your hair again.”
“i go first, then you can ask something if you want. or i can keep asking, or you can walk away. anyway, what’s the most ridiculous rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?”
“Er-- oh, I heard I had an abortion when I was in grade ten. Which is bollocks, but you know, it was mighty funny.”
“That is where you’re wrong, blondie. Everyone really wants too. Some are just too shy to ask.” He chuckled and dropped his swim trunks. “Why not join me?”
“Because I’m not desperate. I’m sure your cock has been around the block. I’m not interested in being another notch in your belt, mate. --Oi, you must be a grower not a show-er.”
“First my face, then my hair. You’re impossible.”
“Impossible but yet you still brought me out here to mimic Titanic. This one’s on you.”
“Aw, now you’re messing with me!” He exclaimed, laughing and pushing her hand from his hair. “Not my hair!”
She looked up at him innocently, batting her eyelashes just a bit. “Oh yes, your hair. It’s much silkier than I imagined.”
“I’ll be alright. Thanks for your concern though. I think I’ll be fine just hanging around doing whatever.”
“I’m sure you will be, Teddy Bear,” she teased him again, reaching out to ruffle his hair. “A handsome guy like yourself will have no problems hanging out doing whatever.”
“In no way, shape, or form am I that.” He replied, mocking her actions. “Not like normal. I mean obviously I feel. Just try not to associate myself with the such. Can’t say if it ever works or not.”
“Sounds like you’re a little jaded. I’m not going to tell you what to do or how to feel, mate. Have fun, get laid, don’t catch any feelings. You’re on a ship full of beautiful women. And men, if you’re into it.”
“I think you’d be embarrassing yourself more than me. But if that’s what you want-” he trailed off, shaking his head. “Me? Jaded? Absolutely not.” He lied, rolling his eyes. “I don’t associate myself with feelings.”
“You’re so full of shit,” Meredith teased, wrinkling her nose at the male. “No feelings. Seems to be the norm these days.”
“Recently, not so much.” He laughed with a shrug. “Oh, really? Pity then. That’s exactly what I was hoping for. What ever will I do now?” He poked at her, joking. “I know you weren’t.”
“Oh don’t tempt me, I can get down on one knee here on this bloody ship and embarrass the absolute shite out of you,” Meredith warned with a cheeky smile, tucking frizzy curls behind her ear. “What girl’s got you jaded, Ted? Anyone I would know of?”
“Are we allowed to skinny dip here? Because what’s better than feeling the water and fresh air on your bare skin?”
“I’m not sure if everyone on this ship wants to see your dick, but go ahead and try for it. I won’t alert security, I’ll just enjoy the view.”
“I’m not going to laugh, it’s rude.” He stated. “But it’s the same for me, so does that make it alright? That was too sentimental for my liking. You’re funny.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Do you not like diving into emotional connections?” Meredith asked, nudging the boy’s shoulder lightly. “Get a grip, Teddy, I’m not about to ask for your hand in marriage. I’m just joking about nicknames.”
“So are you going for a late night dip in the pool with me or not?”
“Oi, you never invited me. But sure, I’ll come.”
“Mer Bear? That’s-” Teddy paused, biting back a laugh. “Almost as bad as mine.”
“You can laugh. Go ahead and do it, all my mates back home did,” Meredith shrugged. “You wouldn’t be the first and you won’t be the last. But look at us, Ted. Teddy Bear and Mer Bear. It’s fate.”
“At least eighteen years? Well, you’re not wrong. Twenty-one. And definitely more than hundreds. My mom thought it was cute. Hey!-” He trailed off, leaning back and touching at his nose. “Thanks? My parents made it.”
“I know I’m not wrong, mate, I just didn’t want to round up and be wrong. Ah, I see. Mum called me Mer Bear for the majority of elementary it was awful. So I understand.”
“You know that you wouldn’t actually be the first one to call me that, right?” He asked, rubbing at his face in an attempt to rid the redness. “Leave my face alone.”
“Of course I know that. How long have you been alive? At least eighteen years? My guess is that you’ve been called that hundreds of times before. --No, I don’t think I will leave your face alone,” she chirped, reaching out to tap his nose. “It’s much too handsome for me to leave be.”