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Update May 17, 2026 - Yah ok, I released a few of the less embarrassing posts from jail. It's currently buggy, so you'll have to view all via the archive. If you've stumbled across this blog from the future, don't ask why I made a separate blog for Phobos x Cedric content. The lore is too long.

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I suppose it's obvious by now that things are dead around here.

It's been a lot of fun, but I just don't have the time to don the pervert jester hat anymore. Proactively sinking my own ship, but maybe some day I'll dredge it back up.

To minimize containment breach, I've taken down most of my posts. I also put everyone in the discord on time-out while I figure out whether to keep it. I never figured out how to use it and apparently some members can't even access it anymore due to age verification laws. 😞

That's all for now. Stay freaky out there.

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this took way too long for a shitpost

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its much easier to watch the episodes Y and Z if i reframe it as an extremely undernegotiated humiliation kink/rp. theyre just working thru their problems. publicly. it's fine. they're fine.

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used to feel so bad abt phobos being stuffed in a cell down in some hole destined for obscurity. but then i realized that is just the Sibling Experience when you're not the password child.

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Relics of the past… I don’t know what happened to #1-4, but it’s probably for the best.

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reblogging this for the ppl who were not around during my peak stupid era and therefore have never seen my magnum opus.

also bc i found the last set:

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some ideas are too stupid to finish in one sitting

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fastest WIP completion (almost 12 months lmao)

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redrew an oldie that i liked :')

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A young Phobos seeing Cedric’s true form for the first time and realizing he’s gonna need way more lube than he realized.

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i just think they deserve to be miserable together forever

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tiny

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tfw babygirl sends you out on an errand that takes the entire day and then gets mad that you missed dinner

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some ideas are too stupid to finish in one sitting

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i make fun of cedric's dad jeans a lot, but it just occurred to me that his Earth outfit is very slutty compared to what he normally wears.

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concept for consideration. gnight.

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au in which phobos has an ounce of self-awareness and, after recapturing meridian, spends 3 nights fucking cedric to regain his loyalty and then temporarily grants him the powers of the scepter before the invasion

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caught. [x]

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the key to domestic bliss is communicating boundaries.

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when a tall, handsome man grabs your arm really tightly and stares you down, there's bound to be a bit of lag in the thinking department.