[articpusssy]

[eliminated]

[everythingfox]

“Raptor kitty loves her toy”

(via)

[xenthou]

-featherless

-biped

THIS IS A MAN

[2-teaspoons]

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite

[useless-swedenfacts]

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

[useless-swedenfacts]

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

[beatrixkiiddo]

Can you help us get food?

Hello, you. Me and my grandmother have been through a rough time in the past months. She's 70yo, and I've been taking care of her since January, because of an inflammation on her right leg veins, hence why ive been helping her around the house and basically taking care of chores, cooking, cleaning, all that jazz.

I've been refraining from asking for help for some time because Tumblr hasn't worked for me much in the last few times i tried, but this time i really need it.

We only have food till the end of the week or so, and i am here begging for a bit of help to get food for me and my grandmother, also my cat and my dog, their food is almost over too.

If you can, please donate anything, even $1 to [email protected], at PayPal.

If you can't, it's totally ok. Just please reblog this so it reaches more people.

I am so thankful for having you to count on, and i am so thankful for all the times you helped me, even just reblogging things and sending kind messages.

Thank you. 💕

[radiofreeslowzone]

microdosing on intimacy by holding the door for strangers at 711

[wlfgrrl]

[fluffygif]

Take a bath 💛

[shimmerthighs]

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

[wordsforyoungmen]

[lesbianhallieparker]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

[2seat]

[poems-and-word]

[mermaidscrysweetlorelai]

I'm sorry for my last words to you

Thank you

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[neckkiss]

[yayoroses]