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hey hi so i don't write phan anymore (or do i) but here's a link to what i have written - fanfic you can find me on my one direction blog im way more active there.

[mermaidstailonmyface]

maddi // 30 // she/her // new zealand 🇳🇿

used to be a vaguely popular phanfic writer in 2012, had writers block for ten years, now i'm back on my bullshit again

✨links✨

ao3 (rewriting old phan fics here) ao3 (1D fics - im particularly active here) old phan fics (read at your own risk)

✨recently rewritten✨

incapacitated // 7k // explicit dan has a broken arm and phil helps him wash his hair ashamed, guilty, and massively turned on // 6k // explicit dan finds out he likes to watch and maybe phil does too bad day // 8k // explicit phil makes dan's bad day just a little bit better

[diphowell]

so true

[sunchildsatoru]

can anyone hear me

[hudsinmonger]

Sit Tight, I'm Not Far Out From You Tonight by hollanoved

wordcount: 16.5k rating: explicit shane hollander in panties, mid-situationship, sexting and dl hookups

"Is this like - a prank?" Shane finally asked, looking down at the underwear again. For such a small piece of fabric they felt like they were drawing their own gravitational pull in the room, had their own centre of gravity. There was a little heart charm on them, sitting in the middle front hem as a decoration. "No," Ilya answered steadily, and when Shane looked back up his eyes were still locked on him. "Then what is it?" Shane asked, touching the fabric again and dragging them a little to the side, like maybe they were hiding something that would make him understand. "A present. For you," Ilya explained, in that bored tone like he'd said it all before. Which technically he had, but it didn't make Shane understand it any better. Shane must have looked even more confused, because Ilya tutted and spoke up again. "To wear, Shane, you have heard of underwear, yes?"

or the one where ilya buys his fwb, totally casual situationship shane a pair of panties to try

Out now on ao3!

[hudsinmonger]

Everywhere I Go, My Skin is Crawling by hollanoved

wordcount: 9.6k rating: explicit omegaverse dynamics // pwp // heat and knotting

"The hotel," Ilya repeated in a flat tone, cupping under Shane's jaw. "What hotel?" "Uh," Shane replied again, because he had no fucking clue. "I just need to not be here." "Hollander," Ilya said firmly, squeezing his chin. Shane melted, just a bit, but he tried to remain determined when he started to look for his shorts. Ilya's hand didn't allow for much movement though, his head unable to turn. "Shane, tell me now. Are you going into heat?"

or the one where ilya calling shane by his first name sends him into heat

[userlesbian]

x

[chromolumen]

Into drawing scarves and also this brush I modified to look like snow. So today’s doodle has both

[dnpstardust]

Alright

[sunchildsatoru]

pov dnp judge your ao3 history

[lucasisnotgonnalickyou]

looks about right. dan would be traumatized and phil would be mildly intrigued

[hnngphan]

hectic

[diphowell]

close enough, welcome back guzzling the invisible room service cock!

[sleepyslag]

so we've been making fun of heart eyes howell for 16 years but it turns out that that was him REALLY toning it down. okay.

[mermaidstailonmyface]

so who has a phanfic idea they want brought to life... 👀

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

i love when dan and phil react to old dan and phil videos because why are they always just fully looking for phan proof

girl you ARE phan

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil both filming the top half of their heads when going up the elevator of the Four Seasons, for anon

[diphowell]

Toasting while enjoying free accommodations on your anniversaries <3

[pseudophan]

2025 | 2011