tay

One girl. One life. A billion chances to fuck it all up.

[blurryclau]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[tiny-crecher]

this applies to any kid btw not just girls

parents who tell their kids they’re ugly are bad parents

[sterlingmalloryarcher]

Yeah, mom. You bitch.

[mermaidtay]

I doubt you even use this forum anymore, but in case you do... I know I’m weeks late but really tried to give you your space. But, I hate not saying it.

Happy Birthday. Hope your day was great.

[lsleofskye]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you make a typo in a heated online argument, it’s treated the same as if your voice cracks in a verbal argument.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not okay for several days.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bikes = Bicycles, so therefore Yikes = Yicycles

[collarpoints-blog]

[godotal]

[whybray]

[mermaidtay]

I pray your daughters never marry someone who talks to them like you talk to me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t need a parachute to skydive , you need a parachute to skydive twice.

[voxeterna1]

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

[mermaidtay]

If I go missing, check my laundry room. It probably ate me.

But seriously. Desperate to get this house organized and our laundry room is where we throw stuff that has no designated spot, and it’s where all my craft shit lives. I WILL get it organized if it kills me.

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[lizclimo]

[laughingsquid]

A Scientifically Accurate Way to Tell the Difference Between an Alligator and a Crocodile