Hola! I'm Mayhem and I'm an adult writer/artist. This was originally my NSFW blog but now it's just kinda become my NSFW blog AND general fanfic-centered blog.
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okay let me raise you nsfw headcanons,,, the adult trio from hxh with reader
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Ooo yum yum yum 😋 here you go
Disclaimer: I chose to make the reader a bottom in these because my headcanons are fairly different for situations where these guys bottom (for the most part) and I know that anon is a bottom lmao
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Chrollo
Foreplay: He's very gentle and gradual with his foreplay, and lays the praise on heavy. He typically tries to make you finish at least once with his fingers in you before getting to the big event.
Turn ons: He enjoys seeing you tied up or handcuffed, putting complete trust in him to take good care of you. He's also a bit of a voyeur, and enjoys just watching you touch yourself at times.
What he's best at: Using his mouth and hands, and adapting to your needs. He's always been very observant, and uses that to his advantage. Every moan, every microexpression, and every word from you is vital feedback that he adjusts to in real time.
What he's worst at: Despite his aptitude with his mouth and hands, he finishes very, very quickly. He normally makes up for it with other methods, but that's the one major flaw he has in the bedroom.
Aftercare: He's not a fan of sticky messes, so he always cleans you both up quickly. He's not also big on cuddling, but he enjoys being near you and talking with you while you both sit in post-orgasmic bliss.
Illumi
Foreplay: He's very blunt with his advances, and prefers mutual masturbation as a form of foreplay.
Turn ons: His breeding kink is insane, regardless of whether you and him can or will have children. He'll overstimulate himself just to fill you up as much as humanly possible.
What he's best at: He recovers almost immediately after finishing, and typically doesn't even start getting soft until after the third or fourth orgasm.
What he's worst at: Kissing. He doesn't really do much of it at all, since it doesn't do anything for him. Sometimes if you beg enough or he's in a more sentimental mood, he'll kiss you briefly, but that's it.
Aftercare: He takes great pride in taking care of you after. He refuses to let you sleep until you've at least eaten, drank, pissed, and stretched. You always have to insist that he cuddle with you, and he usually relents only after you're taken care of.
Hisoka
Foreplay: He enjoys teasing you relentlessly until you beg for his cock. Sometimes he'll use his mouth, other times he'll get creative and use his Bungee Gum.
Turn ons: He's definitely a dacryphile and does anything and everything to see you cry. His favorite methods of doing so are spanking and overstimulation. He also loves leaving marks all over you and making you sore. It fuels a primal pride within him.
What he's best at: He has crazy stamina, and loves to edge himself, so you're in for the long haul with him. In fact, it's normally your tears and sobs from overstimulation that finally make him finish.
What he's worst at: He's horrible at paying attention to your needs. There have been plenty of times where you've had to smack him upside the head to get him to listen to you.
Aftercare: He's very quietly clingy afterwards, and won't let you leave his grasp. Not that you'll have the strength to anyway. He also enjoys cockwarming, and will fall asleep inside you if you let him.
hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.
huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is
i do find the omegaverse kind of fascinating conceptually. adding an aditional trinary on to our already complex sex and gender dynamics could do so much to your worldbuilding if you lean into it and explore the evolutionary and societal implications of it all. unfortunately telling people "im interested in the sex universe for the worldbuilding potential" is not very convincing no matter how you phrase it.
hey so when ur talking about omegaverse but espesh a/b/o yous need to leave the slashes in a/b/o if u have to use that term. bcos without the slashes, ur just putting a slur against my ppl (racists shorten the Aboriginal in Aboriginal Australians) all over my dash where i have to constantly see it and that fucking sucks, my guys
and i know most of yous didnt know this and thats fine! no need to apologise im not trying to make u feel bad, im just trying to navigate fandom and this website without being constantly exposed to a really awful racist slur
if u have to use that specific term, at least keep the slashes between the letters. it still sucks to see tho ngl. even better! stick to omegaverse or instead use aob (alpha-omega-beta) (imo its also nicer to pronounce; ay-oh-bee. ayo-bee)
anyway, pls spread awareness and (nicely) let ppl know when theyre using a racist slur for a fandom term
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