Time to Get Kinky!

Something something, Merson's kink blog. Previously BlogOfSuperfreaks. Please feel free to interact!

[mermass]

"Well, damn. Never thought I'd see Hilda get out-eaten."

"What can I say? I'm full of surprises."

[mermass]

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"

Hilda panted heavily, laying back in her chair in defeat as her redheaded opponent continued chowing down on the cakes in front of her.

"I mean, I'll take the loss, but I wasn't expecting to find an actual rival here."

The redhead looks Hilda in the face for a moment while stuffing the final confection into her mouth with a smug grin on her face.

"AND THE WINNER IS MAGGIE MADISON!" The announcer confirmed.

With that, Maggie took the trophy that was handed to her and held it above her head, before briefly looking back towards Hilda.

"You tried."

[mermass]

I'd make an non-kinky AU for the gals here but so far my idea-generating side of my brain is not working.

IDK I just want to imagine a universe where all these girls know each other for reasons other than kinking each other up.

...Is it bad that my brain is thinking something where they're all internet friends playing the same game, which they wind up experiencing in real life? Somewhere between your typical isekai and Homestuck. IDK this sounded better in my head.

[mermass]

I'm into vore and I'll swallow you whole

Guzzle guzzle whole, guzzle guzzle whole~

[mermass]

You know, as an overweight individual myself, it bothers me that a lot of character customization screens won't let your character be fat. Like okay, I'm sure it would mess with the character models if it was like... a slider or something, but if you could choose from a list of general body sizes, that would be nice.

What bothers me more is when men are allowed to be bulky, but women in the same species have to be thin and sleek. I can excuse Hrothgar in FFXIV, as they're based on lions and they have sexual dimorphism, but ehhhhh, overall not a fan.

[mermass]

"You know, I've been trying to learn how to make my own spin on the chili dogs in that one Sonic show."

What Callie fails to mention is that she usually winds up eating the whole pot of chili, instead of cooking hot dogs to put it on.

[mermass]

Got my new tablet pen in and drew a generic fat gal to celebrate.

[mermass]

Something something, Hilda.

[mermass]

Man I wanna write some solo kink stuff again but hm.

Do I go for something I'm familiar with or try my hand with something new...

[tautline-hitch]

OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.

How are we feeling?

YES this is IT this is my THING

Oh fun!

Sure, why not

Not really my deal but I can go with it

Nah, not feeling it

NOPE.

Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results

Voting ended onApr 30

Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.

[mermass]

"Hm... I wanna make some nachos."

By 'some', she means enough for a table of four. And she'll eat it all herself.

[mermass]

Veronica "Ronnie" Rossi!

Gigi Jones!

Delia Davidson!

And Abigail "Abs" Allen!

Together, they are the Devourers!

[mermass]

Tiny girl taking a nice soak in your drink. Tiny girl taking the silly little paper umbrella with her on days where you have to turn on the sprinkler.

[mermass]

If I told you I used to like putting polly pocket in my mouth would you believe me

[mermass]

kink rating: stuckage (getting stuck in stuff like doorframes or chairs)

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I don't really have an opinion on this.

[mermass]

Lucy Edgerunners for the vocalist

Vi Arcane/League for the bassist

Maybe one of the Ramona Flowers designs from Takes Off? Or perhaps Roxie? Either way, someone from Scott Pilgrim as the guitarist.

uh

shit we need a faceclaim for the drummer. Quick, name some hot girls from fandoms not represented here

[mermass]

kink: wardrobe malfunction (button pops, busted belts, ripped clothes, etc)

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I can dig it.