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.i swear lark WEAPONIZES being in co-front to give me more typos

#chatter from mars #slash silly ot course but LARKKKK

fungus-bastart-no

it’s stroming,, i heear obesk do not like storms, but its a very nice sound. ihope it last

mesaswift

.g?rl please stop with the dodgeballs. THE HUMIDITY.

fungus-bastart-no

mmy rain :}

#it kept on ☺️#< please never use that emoji again lol

fungus-bastart-no

it’s stroming,, i heear obesk do not like storms, but its a very nice sound. ihope it last

mesaswift

.g?rl please stop with the dodgeballs. THE HUMIDITY.

#chatter from mars

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#pretty curious. i don't actively hide being a sideblog from fennibee but neither of our accounts post in plural spaces all that much #so that might mess with detection. oh well.#IF THIS IS STILL ACTIVE i'm really curious?

mesaswift

.looooooooots of mixed feelings today. call that (punchline)

mesaswift

.i did not think of a punchline.

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#slash silly ofc. top 10 sentences that shock me back into front.#number 7 may surprise you!#chatter from mars

mesaswift

hey wait i'm just realizing LARK got a pinned before i did

fungus-bastart-no

goes to show i adjective

mesaswift

that's not even a punchline. what's the 'adjective' come on dude

#chatter from mars #slash silly

hey wait i'm just realizing LARK got a pinned before i did

#chatter from mars #goes to show i don't really use this blog much lol

the problem with vekoa being in our system isn't even vekoa herself. she's fine. intimidating but fine

nope, the problem is how just GREETING HER in a specific way is a fandom meme she can't stand. to the point that just saying hi to her pisses her off. BUT I ALWAYS SAY 'HI' WHEN PEOPLE SHOW UP. the Curse.

#chatter from mars #like let me be clear this isn't unreasonable. i fully get it. 'hi vekoa' is a meme about her source #it just also happens to be a GENUINELY NORMAL WAY TO GREET PEOPLE which is where we get stuck #like I don't even realize i'm saying it til i'm already saying it #i'd gladly swap out the word for like. greetings or sup or something stupid. if i REMEMBERED.

mesaswift

.gotta love trying to fill out our custom fields format. it's meant to be VERY informative but that also means i run into questions like these lol

#< tthogutsnd?#you eman thosusand thousand thousdam thosudan thosu-#<- DON'T be funnier than me on my own post shofbskxhskx

.gotta love trying to fill out our custom fields format. it's meant to be VERY informative but that also means i run into questions like these lol

#plural #system #cdd inclus #lark immediately died laughing when i wrote this down. buddy i'm a thousand year old helicopter what did you expect #/silly #chatter from mars

polpotpie

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

teaboot

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

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You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

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#'i got isekaid to a fantasy world and all i got was unusually damp estrogen'#y'all i think i'm good

mesaswift

"how's the writing going" well yesterday i made a chapter 1 notepad and didn't put anything down. and today i did the same

mesaswift

"how's the writing going" g?rl i don't even remember what this was for. CHAPTER 1 OF WHAT.

#chatter from mars

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Your last text is now your autobiography title, is it good?

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Voting ended onJun 11, 2025

mesaswift

."i'm a mars helicopter"

.i mean. this is true and factual!

#chatter from mars

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ight so, being a genuine football fan as well as a 17776 fan is pretty weird right...not to mention it's getting pretty close to the time where we're all gonna be immortal supposedly (2026 hehe) so seeing some of these stats is interesting.

according to this paragraph here, the cleveland browns had a 3-15 score in 2026 right. pretty fucking bad right?

well. the score ain't even a joke now. IN THE 2024-2025 SEASON. THEY HAD STANDINGS OF 3-14. ALMOST THE SAME. FUCKING. SCORE.

I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. ITS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. I HATE TO WISH ON A TEAMS DOWNFALL (esp one that belongs to the literal state i live in cuz i live in ohio but yk im a bengals fan anyways so what does it matter...) BUT LIKE FUCK. IF THEY GOT 3-15 SOMEHOW NEXT SEASON OH MY LORRDDD.....god we can only hope.

#fav #football