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You Bet Your Sweet Ass This is Helvetica

[prideprejudce]

oh my god???

[nolovejustlust]

That dress is everything

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Omg !!!

[meowsapow]

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

[meowsapow]

[meowsapow]

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

[petalsofglass-deactivated202008]

honestly i didn’t even think Zendaya is Meechee was that funny until it generated this much unjustified anger from someone and now it’s fucking hilarious

[circumcizedbagel]

unjustified? UNJUSTIFIED???

fine, whatever, I don’t have to take this from a “nonbinary lesbian”. whatever that means.

[petalsofglass-deactivated202008]

you realize you’ve literally just made this funnier right

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

Featuring a score comprised

Exclusively

Of all star by smash mouth

[chongoblog]

HEY UM WHAT

[30-minute-memes]

Staying Productive

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[ahedis-ap]

The faint Krusty Krab music in the background, I’m deceased

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[luz-sonriente]

Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev

[viralthings]

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

[drippingthrussy-blog]

What did she do: THAT Who is she: THAT BITCH

[alibrariangoestoikea]

Maya Caulfield recently completed a handmade kimono that celebrates her half Scottish and half Japanese ancestry in one eclectic garment. Created in a traditional kimono silhouette, the fabric is sourced from different types of plaid, from tartan to buffalo check. “I don’t usually make textile art,” Caulfield tells My Modern Met via email, “but I do make my own clothes on occasion and I always make sure that they are very personal to me and one of a kind—I don’t want to sew something that someone else would have in their closet.”

Maya Caulfield Instagram /  Woman Hand Sews Eclectic Kimono to Honor Her Japanese and Scottish Ancestry

[insanelyadd-deactivated20191213]

There’s an official Sans hoodie on sale on fangamer now and god I want it. Just look at the details on this:

The bone shaped aglets are even shaped specifically like Sans’ bone attacks.

The interior detailing on the lining…….so good.

Also, it has a great model for it.

[beautiful-bi]

[b-rainrot]

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

[12345--678-deactivated20230525]

[b-rainrot]

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

[b-rainrot]

I FOUND MY POST

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

[super-space-time]

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

[space-tart]

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

[molotovriot-deactivated20150429]

#THAT’S WORSE

[naamahdarling]

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

[ohnofixit]

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[cesaray]

[long-ago-1234567890]

if u stan taylor swift just cuz she said to vote democrat u have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair