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i need to confess to this empty platform that lately i have been, in the middle of the night, throwing eggs out of my apartment window into the empty parking lot below and watching them spatter and nothing has cured my depression faster. i close the door and laugh and laugh like i have done the funniest thing in the world. i am truly descending into madness

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

neoyorzapoteca

The Woman Dies | Aoko Matsuda | Granta Magazine

#i don't give two shits about got but #👀

hosewatersummer

no ones pining hard enough in music anymore for TRULY unhinged emotional pining you have to go back to the 40s/50s when everyone was crazy repressed and dying for connection and intimacy so songs were straight up like “I think about you constantly all day long even though I hardly know you and at night I drunkenly sob into my cigarette and imagine I can hear ur voice” and every listener was like “relate” and that was pop music

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realizing that i was attracted to women was very easy. realizing that i wasn’t attracted to men was very difficult.

#oh bitch

blaekswan-deactivated20210428

met gala 2014 // met gala 2019

the-moon-loves-the-sea

Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself

santhomedusae-deactivated202006

they’re WHAT

fan-art-ic

“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.”

#im crying in the club

harrystylesdaily

Harry dancing along to ‘Believe’ by Cher at the MET Gala - May 6.

arcadeigannon

i think the most upsetting thing for me about the sequel trilogy so far has been that we were given these amazing characters with so much potential and absolutely none of that has been realized yet, nor does it feel like we’re even on our way to that happening, and here we are with one movie left. even in the force awakens the narrative and the handling of the characters were lacking and then with the last jedi it felt like a complete 180 and Fuck You to what little was set up in tfa… i just think from the beginning there should have been a more coherent direction w/ this story because objectively the new characters are the best thing we’ve been given and the way the narrative of the sequel trilogy has been handled so far has done them such an incredible disservice.

fwuitgummi

ok literally like looking back at tfa after watching tlj like finn was still being treated just as like the comedy bit in tfa like obvi not as much as in tlj but it was still there? and his story being pushed aside to focus on rey’s when she’s just some lonely kid on a desert planet like im really zzzzzzzzzz…. finn defecting from the first order quite literally has so much potential for a different view on the war and UGH

#yeah #sw

glowingforrest

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

harpyhormones

indirect kiss

maggierogers

ive been SAYING this but growing up gay is a traumatic experience in and of itself

maggierogers

like not that anyone asked BUT to expand on this but despite the obvious interactions with homophobia that every gay person is bound to encounter its just like…your family/even some close friends never ~truly~ know who you are or what you’re interested in because the Gay Experience is about protecting your identity/interests before everything else so by the time you grow up even your parents - no matter how accepting they think they are - have absolutely no inkling about who you really are as a person and thats just a super lonely and exhausting way to exist within a family or a social circle broe!

drafthearse

the year is 2039. i step outside my tenement in order to catch the TeslaBus shuttle that ferries me to my Amazon fulfillment center job. the chip in my hand beeps, reminding me to drink my SkinnyGurlLivin™ meal shake before the window for optimal nutrient absorption passes. it tastes like astroturf but i can feel my bowels rioting in response, so i know it must be working to help me be my best self. on my way to the shuttle stop ten blocks away i pass twelve holo-adverts of fast food gijinka mascots. the Burger King hologram has hamburger buns for breasts and attempts to seduce me, flashing her panties and following me for a full block until her holo-tether reaches the end of its broadcasting field and she blinks out of existence. “dude, you know you crave those burgs like i crave the sweet release of death, asdfghkld” are her last words. i dont know how she said a keysmash out loud. when she disappears i am briefly saddened by the abrupt feeling that once again, i am alone. her brightly colored buxom form may have been nothing but an illusion, but it was the only humanoid interaction i have had this morning. the heel of my vegan leather boot suddenly catches on a sidewalk crack and peels off from the sole. i sigh. that’s the third pair of boots i’ve had to buy this month. now limping awkwardly, i pull out my AmazonPhone Ozymandias and place another order for boots. finally i am at the TeslaBus stop. twenty five of us huddle under the heat lamp for warmth. the sides of the shelter are screens broadcasting advertisements for the new PowyrWomyn Labial Lipstick. “nothing makes me feel like i have rights more than applying Melon Pink to my nether region to make the boys go craaaaazy” the spokesmodel says. “men love empowered pussies.” the screen shifts to a newsreel and everyone at the shuttle stop immediately begins to zone out. “we’re very proud of the brave work our Freedom Drones are doing out on the battlefield. support your robo-troops today.” i can’t remember what battlefield the newsman is referring to. there are so many wars right now, it’s hard to keep track. after an hour, the TeslaBus finally arrives. this is actually pretty good time. usually it’s two hours. we all scramble to get onto the shuttle, pushing and shoving and clawing at each other. the Amazon Center only has so many available jobs per day, so we have to literally battle each other for the right to work there. with minimal damage (only a bloody nose and a small bite on my forearm) i manage to secure a seat near the front of the TeslaBus. an older woman eyes me, and i bare my teeth and hiss at her to signify that i am young, virile, and will defend my prime seat to the death. she drops her gaze. satisfied, i carefully crack open the tiny strongbox that houses my Model XVII AirPods. each one is the size and shape of a grain of rice. the audio quality is terrible, but it’s a long commute, and if i am unable to drown out the moans and groans of my fellow prospective Amazon workers, i may succumb to Shuttle Fever and attempt to throw myself out a window.

pibmo

adelaide(s)

#us

sirfrogsworth

Bindi Irwin posted this video of Steve talking about fatherhood. It’s as heartfelt as you’d expect and will probably make you cry. Not a bad cry. More bittersweet.

I love the joke at the end, but my favorite part is Steve’s expression the first time he sees Baby Bindi.

It’s like he’s just seen the most beautiful crocodile that ever lived.