The Moon Doesnt Just Go Away When Its Not There

🌈 Alex ~ 20 ~ Texas ~ They/Them 🌈

[fan-fangirl-world]

RE 6 Teaming up

Leon: From now on we will be using code names so you can address me as "Eagle one"

Everyone: ...

Leon: Ada code name "Been there done that"

Ada: What?

Leon: Chris is "Currently doing that"

Chris: Are you sure this is the way to tell everyone that we are dating?

Leon: Helena is "It happened once in a dream"

Helena: I knew it!

Leon: Piers code name "If I had to pick another dude"

Piers: That's it, I'm done

Leon: Jake is... "Eagle two"

Jake: Oh thank God

Sherry: Leon, I don't think this is necessary...

Leon: And Sherry "My beloved daughter"

Sherry: Fine, this code name system is not so bad

[cherryw-blossom]

Leon: It's too hot, I can't eat!

Sherry and Claire: ADA DONT-

Helena: *laughing*

Ada: I am hot and I didn't hear any complaint last night

Chris : *drop the cutlery* ONE DINNER, ONE DINNER WAS ALL I WANTED

[empathique]

you ever wonder what happened to Leon between Damnation and Vendetta?

Extra:

[fan-fangirl-world]

Some RE fans be like:

[whore-for-cowboys]

Leon: Sorry, but following a lady's lead just isn't my style

Leon sees that it's Ada: Suddenly I'm a bottom again

[whore-for-cowboys]

Leon S. Kennedy is a bottom, pass it on

[scorpioetry]

male fragility

[scorpioetry]

bonus:

[kristina100000]

[emma-d-klutz]

She’s right though. Soir means night

[butchflirt]

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

[sunwukxng]

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

[wizardshark]

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

[nonbinary-safe-haven]

This tweet almost made me cry in the middle of class, so I thought I should share it here.

[artbytesslyn]

Female character design with this passive gaze:

bottoms everywhere: thats my favorite character

[artbytesslyn]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[comic-canary]

One time, I woke up at 7am to the gym before class, and while running on the treadmill I got a frantic call from a friend/class mate. He told me we had forgotten about a presentation due at 11am that day. So I immediately ran to my dorm, sprayed febreeze all over my body, grabbed my computer and met him at the library where we quickly did an entire PowerPoint on the ecosystem of kelp forests in the pacific north west of the USA. We basically winged it. Got a 92%. It was also the best grade I got in that class.

[junco666]

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

[geekygothgirl]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[sunnysundown]

Guillermo del Totoro

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[classic-jamie]

i keep seeing ppl talking about those old stop motion chrismas movies nd im pissed bc everyone forgot this guy who has the funniest name ive ever fckin heard in my life

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

[jace-the-gace]

I love reading the notes because people will keep trying to assign this to a ship they like or something along those lines and OP is constantly just "no, this is about my boyfriend and I"

[rorytelling]

Maybe when gay men say mlm relationships are fetishised they're right

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

you mean not everything gay men do is for other's personal entertainment? unfathomable

[thefrogman]

I love that voodoo that you do.

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[nervouspearl]

@haweskeeley

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[bogleech]

Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”

[screensavorstudios]

That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.

The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.

[maxknightley]

Have you spoken to a single woman in your life you fucking weirdo.

[marshallitdoor]

Imagine being as unaware as @screensavorstudios, way to out yourself as a creep whose never had contact with a woman

[screensavorstudios]

Hello, 

I am writing on this post again for two reasons.  First, is to acknowledge that this reply I made to this well over three years ago, was pretty dumb and was coming from someone who was in a primarily male dominated environment (the military) and this was the legally established way of referring to women in that setting, and the reasoning for it.  Our government decided that “female” was the safest way to refer to women.  I am not using that as an excuse though, the original post is totally correct, it is creepy and dehumanizing, and I apologize for my ignorance and trying to defend a life style, and unfortunately the military is a life style, that I can now see is horribly toxic.  I am proud to say that I am no longer in active duty, and after a long period of transition and self acceptance, I’m no longer part of that toxic life style either.  I am far more aware person than I was three years ago.  Aware of my privilege, the shit my society puts minorities through, and that it needs to change.  

The other reason I am writing this is because quite out of the blue this post got some how resurrected and I began receiving direct messages saying everything from “how small are your balls?” to “I’m so sad you haven’t killed yourself yet.”  One “unwoke” comment on a post over three years old is enough to message someone telling them to kill themself?  If there is any other reason for it I would love to know what I could have done on this site to warrant that, but this post has been the most controversial thing I’ve ever posted, and these messages only began after @bulbasaurfan93 @question-why-not and @manie-sans-delire-x commented and brought this post back.  I don’t know how it reached them, or why, but I would like to ask everyone who has been sending hateful messages to me over a three year old post that stemmed from obliviousness to please think twice over doing so.  

There is no reason to tell someone to kill themselves.  Period. 

[bepiins]

Honestly, a glow-up. I’m proud. Also, stop harassing people.