Noel Variant

I haven't gotten that far on Duolingo | 18+

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THIS IS CHAOS

I have a chaotic personality that needs a place to shine and my other page just isn't it.

On here I'll post crazy jokes and whatever I'm dared to post 🤷

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Y'all I almost had Y/n propose to Daisy which is CRAZY. Good thing I caught that before it was too late

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The amount of notes I have in order to keep track of every little detail in my stories is insane!! idk how y'all (writers/readers) do it! Y'all are magical fr 🖐️😭

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I AM GAY

that is all...

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Dating apps are so homophobic 😭

I can never find a girl to chat with on any of them

Not even the "gay" dating apps

Also I'm so tired of getting unsolicited dick pics, like keep that to yourselves please

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Ever wonder how often Wanda was waiting for the episode to end and to wake up to realize it was all just a bad dream?

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I fucking did it y'all!! I got married AGAIN

Fingers crossed this one lasts 🤞🤞🤞

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I once read "Poppins Pumpkin Patch Parade" and instantly became a parent 🤦

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Something I'm really passionate about

Ahem

Wanda is technically Vision's sugar baby.

Stay with me now.

He is worth billions and has access to Tony Stark's money, probably more.

When we see her in Infinity War she is in a nice ass hotel with nice clothes. When we see Captain America, homeboy look like he LIVES in his suit. And Falcon mentions that not all of the hotels were "five star" but Wanda just be sipping tea all cozy.

ALSO I get that Tony's company killed her parents but let's talk about how much money sis has cost him.

Sokovia

The building he had to buy when snapping Hulk out of her compulsion

The damage that Hulk caused while seeing the visions she gave him

Lagos

The cars that she threw at him in the airport

The clothes he probably bought her because when she moved in she was broke and had nothing

Vision

The property Vision bought for them (because how tf did he buy it??)

Also, was Wanda the one putting the coffee grounds in the garbage disposal??? I feel like maybe

Also Wanda is just so preeeetttyyy

Were points made here? Absolutely not but its been on my mind. Tootles

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DIVORCED AGAIN

On the search for the tumblr wife number 5!!!

At this point y'all can call me Thanos because I’m basically collecting wives like Infinity stones not intentionally ofc

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👀

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Hey there stranger!

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I’m probably too young for you, but if you ever find a wife would you mind adopting me? 🥺

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Oops my bad 😬 thank you for letting me know!

I'll keep the adoption in mind!

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Wanda: "I don't know how you usually take it—"

Y/n: (Distracted) "From the back."

Wanda: "Excuse me?"

Y/n: ...

Wanda: ...

Y/n: "What?"

Y/n: (Realization) "Oh, you meant coffee! Yeah, I'm not a big fan, but I'll drink whatever. Thank you."

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DIVORCED AGAIN

On the search for the tumblr wife number 5!!!

At this point y'all can call me Thanos because I'm basically collecting wives like Infinity stones not intentionally ofc

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It is declared that the only way @thefoxandthepenguine shall be addressed is like this!

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Hi I would like to request a fic where Leigh Shaw (from Sorry For Your Loss) is stuck in a relationship with Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria) but has an affair with Reader

Come off, anon, friend… I just wanna talk 😐

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👀

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Wolves why 🥴

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I mean… I don’t condone the affair thing but… I see angst potential? 🤷

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

… listen… I see your point but… you’re willing to put Leigh through Nate? 🥴

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…no…I would probably punch nate through the screen 0 words in 🥱💅

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I just can’t imagine Leigh having to put up with his evilness and actually wanting to date him 🥴

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Maybe Nate’s a rebound guy? Obviously the wrong guy for it, but that would set up the plot well. Either way Nate Jacob’s is 👎

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Listen here… you make a very compelling argument and the way you worded it actually kind of inspired me so now I might do it… 😅

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Good luck! 🤪

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I’m dedicating this to you and @messedupfan if anyone has issues they can take it up with you two 😅

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I’ll take the heat, but I want it known this was meant to be a JOKE

Did not think it would go this far

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Never underestimate me

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I've learned my lesson

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Hi I would like to request a fic where Leigh Shaw (from Sorry For Your Loss) is stuck in a relationship with Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria) but has an affair with Reader

Come off, anon, friend… I just wanna talk 😐

[when-wolves-howl]

👀

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

Wolves why 🥴

[just-ames]

I mean… I don’t condone the affair thing but… I see angst potential? 🤷

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

… listen… I see your point but… you’re willing to put Leigh through Nate? 🥴

[just-ames]

…no…I would probably punch nate through the screen 0 words in 🥱💅

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

I just can’t imagine Leigh having to put up with his evilness and actually wanting to date him 🥴

[just-ames]

Maybe Nate’s a rebound guy? Obviously the wrong guy for it, but that would set up the plot well. Either way Nate Jacob’s is 👎

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

Listen here… you make a very compelling argument and the way you worded it actually kind of inspired me so now I might do it… 😅

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Good luck! 🤪

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I’m dedicating this to you and @messedupfan if anyone has issues they can take it up with you two 😅

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I'll take the heat, but I want it known this was meant to be a JOKE

Did not think it would go this far

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If a bedpost came on me, does that mean I'll give birth to the furnitures from Beauty and the Beast? (Serious question)

@therunawaykind-main @thefoxandthepenguine @when-wolves-howl @thought-of-you-and-me @pegasusflight77

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FIRST OF ALL.

You're sick.

SECOND OF ALL

On? Listen, I'm no expert on the fornication techniques of heterosexual couples but on you isn't going to work. In you? Gross.

THIRD OF ALL

Yes

I don't know who dared you to do this but I love them

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It was Boltz