Messorem

God has arrived. Hide your ram.

[pukicho]

The wheel was a cool invention but what about my patented piss in the sink concept?

[messoremva]

It was piss poor

[messoremva]

One day I will remake the Tower of Babel and finish god unlike the cowards who got confused.

[messoremva]

Minecraft Villagers on Reddit be like: One Emerald for a pic of your feet?

[messoremva]

God came down one day and gave us one gift... Not Jesus, but the wonderful taste of Blue Raspberry Candy.

[messoremva]

Now that I understand science I can finally inflate my balls

[messoremva]

If your beep is not deep it will no longer make me weep.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Someone educated explain to me the difference between a heretic, a blasphemer, and a heathen

[messoremva]

Do all three at once and speedrun your way into hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@danny-devito-our-lord submitted: ms paint gaudy

[messoremva]

I’ll join the bones if you send me photo proof you took down the 3rd Reich single handed.

[messoremva]

The hamburglar is a HUNK

[messoremva]

None of these will be good

[messoremva]

*A shitposter has appeared*

Take time to enjoy your ice cream while you still have a dick.