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//indie Metabee ask blog l. yo nice to meet u all! name's Metabee world robattle champion && future owner of ur medaparts. decided to make a blog for all u adoring fans to enjoy! Go ahead and ask me stuff and don't forget to follow!!

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"Dude... I rock!"

Indie first person/slice of life Metabee From Medaboots. Not selective. Non roleplay account friendly! Mun is 30+, Muse Is ageless. SFW.

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been sleepin on this website ngl feels like a ghost town

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hellooooo anyone??? how long am i gonna talk into tha void here??? thought this place was s’posed t’be… i’unno… SOCIAL media????

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wasabi my dudes! man had the BEST day! plenty o' robattlin' n' stuff. spyke && crosserdog are gettin' GOOD he's givin' me a run for mah money. cant slack off now theres no way those 2 r ever catchin' up t'urs truly. so howz'ur we-dnes-day goin'??

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yo sorry for not posting’ guys. i got the LAZY DAY OF MY LIFE!!! t’was rainy all day so ik n’ i just took it ez for t’day just lazing’ around lik’a couple’a sack’a potatoes. i feel rejuvenated I swear!! can’t to bop some bots tmr. i sleep now cya!!

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a'ight so i gave ikki a metabeeboppin'.... maybe 5... i kinda stopped countin'. i think he learned his lesson. he better have!! had t' change mah phone code (눈_눈)... ya can't just expose me like that man come on i got a reputation to keep!!(--_--) so howzur monday goin'??

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guess who got his hands on metabees phone😬 its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon 😆 i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya 👋

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before i forget and metabee finds out 😬

-ikki

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hold on a minute i… WHAT??? JUS’ GRABBED MY PHONE NOW!!!! i KNEW ikki wuz up t’somethin’! the rascal tried t’ keep me distracted ALL DAY an’ now i come back to THIS??? this is WAR!!! youll rue the day ya invoked the wrath o’ metabee ikki mark mah words ull be SORRY!!!

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guess who got his hands on metabees phone😬 its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon 😆 i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya 👋

[metahunk]

before i forget and metabee finds out 😬

-ikki

[metahunk]

guess who got his hands on metabees phone😬 its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon 😆 i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya 👋

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hahaha oh man today was too rich! so ik & i agreed t'have a bad movie night and oh man was it baad but it's so funny tho. we watched airplanes. some 80s movie and man it sent my sides int'orbit i swear i cudn't follow anythin' u gotta turn off ur brain 'n take it in 😂

[metahunk]

Found any particularly good watermelons lately?

haha very funny dude you know dang well i can't eat'em >.>

althoouuugh i got me a collection of watermelon scented things and ohHH man do they smell good :D i cant pick a fave. mama t gave me a watermelon candle on monday. i cant bring myself t'burn it ;_;

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ahhh feels good t' sleep in! ik's still snoozin' as usual. i swear he'd sleep all day if i let'im. 's his turn to do the house chores. i ain't coverin' for'im this time (；⌣̀_⌣́)

so what's shakin'?

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hhhooooweee... sorry y'all kinda been sleepin' on this tumblr thing huh?? ngl wud be more enticin' if i had sum kinda interaction catch my drift ;)? lifes been good. its scorchin' outside tho... sun... dude i needja 2 take sum time off k? thanks!

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What your favorite day of the week? Also you rock!

whassup!! u got a keen eye nonny ;)

id say friday (i mean err'yone likes friday right??) cuz i get 2 hang out w the ikster for tha next 2 days bu' he's been busier n' busier w his homework. school's kinda tough now that he's grown older n' all. sometimes i get my gears goin' 'bout how things gon' be when hes even older since schools havin' him cram harder and harder. i try 2 tell myself theres no use worryin' about that stuff now cuz it's in the future but y'know ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Where's the hunk? I don't see a hunk anywhere around here

yo ur eye parts off or sum?? whaddya mean ‘wheres tha hunk?’ better watch it nonny! i ain’t the best in town for nuthin!!

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chillin' in bed havin' a good time while ikki snores like a pig i swear this kid cud scare a lion he's so loud geez.

hope yall doin good n' all. its so hot in 'ere man i swear if i cud sweat they'd hire me as the town fountain

howz the weather where u at??

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