OOPS. (A complete autobiography.)

White / cafab Queer / Vegan / Angry / Sad / Cats & Rats. 'Nough said. They/them pronouns, thanks.

[snowitt-moved-blog]

“Sooo, how was your day?”

[metal-firecracker]

a lucinda williams song started playing and adrienne was like, “this sounds like taylor swift” before she started singing

and i was like, “it’s about to sound not at all like her” and then the singing started and adrienne jumped. it’s an acquired taste, i guess. 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use

[nicollekidman]

when ur straight friend is going through a break up and ur trying to be comforting

[daughter-of-anubis]

Rats love Sundays.

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[kushandwizdom]

Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

Ursula K. Le Guin (via

kushandwizdom

)

.

(via heavymuffintop)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catbountry]

#existential boardgames

[metal-firecracker]

i am less interested in the existential titles and more tormented over how there are off brand versions of Trouble and Guess Who? Is that a thing? 

[animalplace]

Viral Bunny Video Has a Tragic Dark Side: The Truth About Wheelz, the Skateboarding Rabbit

Wheelz was filmed on a skateboard after he was left paralyzed on a rabbit meat farm, but his story isn’t a happy one.

Thank you to One Green Planet for sharing Wheelz’s story. If you see a video featuring a paralyzed baby bunny scooting around on a toy, don’t share it. 

Wheelz was a victim of neglect, animal farming, and cruelty. Had he not become paralyzed due exposure to the elements, he would have been brutally slaughtered at 4-6 months of age.

[howtocan]

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

[jumpingjacktrash]

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…

[metal-firecracker]

Adrienne and I both follow the instagrams of a vegan couple with rats

and at night we are usually laying in bed going through our instagrams and we end up liking a lot of the same things at the same time

and i’ve noticed that often my pictures will get liked at the same time by both of them 

i don’t know them in real life, but it makes me feel kinda warm and fuzzy that there’s this random couple out there who has a similar habit as us...a midwestern version of us (loosely defined)

[metal-firecracker]

today i met a very friendly, very awkward young birb 

[metal-firecracker]

lol, my mom used to at least try to use my pronouns/gender me correctly. but now i guess i’ve been trans long enough that she’s forgotten i’m trans it’s all misgendering and no apologies these days!

[metal-firecracker]

and yet my transness is still inconvenient for her! how can it be incovenient if it has literally changed nothing about the way she goes about life?? NOTHING!

[metal-firecracker]

lol, my mom used to at least try to use my pronouns/gender me correctly. but now i guess i’ve been trans long enough that she’s forgotten i’m trans it’s all misgendering and no apologies these days!

[laundryandtaxes]

Me, hate men? I’ll have you know I am friends with like two men, and have had many classes where I worked collaboratively with them-

[dredreidel]

[metal-firecracker]

currently 30% coffee, 50% indignation, and 20% anxious indigestion