Metal is Food and Food is Metal

Currently in Ironstrange hell. Shitposting about my fave boys (Wong and Rhodey) absolutely done with their white boys gives me life. Also will block every Tony Anti I see. And occasional Ironstrange writer.

[metalandfood]

Honestly if Poseidon really wanted to fuck with Odysseus and really drive home how much of a hypocrite he is while being ruthless, spiteful and petty. He would have blinded the entire crew and leave them there. They didn't die, look how merciful he is! At least they lived, didn't they? Now they have all the time to reflect on what they did. Technically he didn't interfere with fate, he lets them go home. Nevermind on being condemned to a slow death sailing aimlessly on the sea...

Adding more salt would be blinding Penelope and Telemachus too so none of the family can see each other.

[metalandfood]

weak: Astarion being a corrupt power hungry magistrate before he turned

power: Astarion was Baldur's Gate Judge Frollo from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[vrabia]

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

[silk-and-sword]

the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back

[mithrilhearts-deactivated202508]

Merry Christmas!!! Stay safe!

[084392]

[jthm-moved]

GET CHEESED!!!!

[brutalmoose]

You know, this askbox makes for a good restin place.

this bitch is still resting?

do something already

[metalandfood]

Calling all Weird Al Yankovic fans in the Florida area. I won concert tickets to see on Oct 15 at Ruth Eckerd Hall. My buddy bailed on me so I got an extra ticket. First come first serve otherwise I can just sell the spare.

[catchymemes]

[anomalousdata]

Self-service

[catchymemes]

[johanirae]

I will be too scared of the crows to try that. I feel like this is chapter 1 to a story of gardener being carpet bombed with rocks by vengeful crows.

[metalandfood]

If Sucker Punch ever did another expansion, it better have a scene of Jin being absolute shitfaced and strips to his fundoshi in front of everybody. And then in one sweeping declaration, “A TRUE SAMURAI NEEDS NO CLOTHES!” holding a katana in one hand and his fundoshi in the other. (wouldn’t mind seeing this in live action either)

His uncle is screaming at the heavens.

Lord Shimura: You were supposed to be an honorable samurai! Not a naked ninja!

[alex-iltempo]

MCU incorrect quotes

[metalandfood]

Who said this was incorrect?

[buzzfeed]

whyyyyyy

[amarshmallownamedo]

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

[adulthoodisokay]

yep that’s the one

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[doomydain]

A flail-axe?

By @jacobwitzling on TikTok

[kedreeva]

Someone in the replies went on a long lecture that ultimately asked what makes this any better than a normal double sided axe with a handle and the answer is: because it looks cool and is rare. I've seen a lot of people chopping wood with a normal axe and it's pretty alright (sometimes it's very good). I've chopped wood with a normal axe and I hated it, but if I can chop wood with a normal axe most people can do that. But I've only seen one person chop wood with a flail axe, and it looked cool, and I certainly couldn't do that, and I don't think many other people could do that either.

Also because a flail axe is MUCH more effective at causing me to go away than a normal axe. If I saw someone on the opposing team wielding this in a battle, I would simply leave. I would be finished with that battle. The person using this thing is either skilled and in control enough with it to be effective or mad enough to think they are (and let's face it the latter is more likely), and either one of those is too dangerous for me. No thank you! I will be stabbed with a normal sword at a later date.

[kedreeva]

People in the tags Getting it now

Bonus:

[lunar-tears-and-actual-tears]

gotta appreciate his honesty

[ohsoinnocentperv]

This coming from the same man that, when asked why 2B was so scantily clad and wearing high heels, his response was “I just really like girls.”

An absolute treasure of a human being.

Oh! Not to mention the one time the devs for the gacha game he was making demanded a character in a swim suit to boost sales… so Yoko Taro designed a super attractive female character… and then put her in a full body diving suit so you could only see her face lmao

[metalandfood]

when the creator gives no fucks. 

What they gonna do, fire him?

[metalandfood]

Found out that some deers are fluffy

[jupiter235]

A head’s-up to all my fellow writers (fan fiction and original fiction)

So last night I get an email about a new comment on one of my fan fics. I read the email, and the comment seemed shady as hell to me. But given it was late at night, I didn’t look into it until this morning. 

The comment, screen-capped from my email:

I was able to confirm that this is in fact spam–and a possible phishing scam–on this Reddit thread. The OP on that thread got similar messages on their fanfiction.net account, with the links included being identical to the ones in my comment. 

So just to make y’all aware, if you got this on one of your fics, make sure you’re reporting it as spam to whatever hosting platform you’re on. 

[willcodehtmlforfood]

[evenlode]

For all those returning to work after the pandemic changed everything….

[221b-hound]

I don’t know if this is really funny or too accurate