ALWAYS BURNING, ALWAYS DARK

She/They/29/Agender/Pan/Poly 🦜 🔞

[vectorcannon]

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came across someone really nice looking on Bumble and then got so stressed out by that apps weird timed DMs thing that I've not opened another dating app since.

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I would like to have sex some day

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[erstwhilesparrow]

okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

[vectorcannon]

[VENT POST INTERCEPTED. EVIL CAR DEPLOYED.]

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[vectorcannon]

[sunburnt-brian]

[vectorcannon]

Stop telling me to get more whimsical I dont have a soul

[vectorcannon]

You should play Brigador

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[vectorcannon]

iif noone wants me then i have no chouice but to go drunk driving

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[3e3a33]

[pissvortex]

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman