NO FUTURE

((C:tL RP blog by Salmon))

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((just so everybody knows still this is salmon @carrionhand, this is NOT a hub blog this is a character I PROMISE this is a character he found a tumblrina's phone in the woods its a bit. i promise its a bit. THIS IS A BIT

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kevin i love you

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i love you too bro

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Kevin loves when i do the jesse pinkman dub voice

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i love it when kenji does the jesse pinkman dub voice

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walking around doing the jesse pinkman breaking bad ASSHOLE dub voice until someone punches me

[snazzytaigar]

That can be arranged

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pepe if you were in punching distance of me i would already be riding around on your shoulders mecha style

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Hey. back off buddy. Kenji is MY little fuckin guy to tote around like a squirrel on MY shoulders

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cocomelon… whayever. put your kids in front of some real television from 2008 like 1000 ways to die

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dude remember beyond belief

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jonathan frakes is the guy who weighs your heart against a feather at the gates to the afterlife

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cocomelon… whayever. put your kids in front of some real television from 2008 like 1000 ways to die

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dude remember beyond belief

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one time i tried to take some pills by putting them in my mouth and then picking up one of those huge ass Hawaiian Punch jugs and being that they are huge when i lifted it to mine lips the like 50 pound juice contents sloshed violently to the opening and into my mouth and choked me and I coughed the pills into the jug

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Kenji this is like one of those canterbury tales

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jeffvin and jeffji (the killers)

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THE KILLERRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

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my name jeffffff

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the killerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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my best friend who is a huge cool dinosaur btw 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

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BRO THATS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[snazzytaigar]

@dreadcase fine... hi uhmmm Jeffry???

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not their name bro

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dude didn’t even say hi back

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dude ddint even say hi back

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it’s a fucked world we’re living in kevin

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Dude I'm so sorry

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dude didn’t even say hi back

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dude ddint even say hi back

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My tie looks dumb.

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wrong balls my boy

[captiveunicorn]

CORRECTION: BUCKETS!

[ysbwriel]

> b b b buh buh b

> BUCKETS!!!!!

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🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

[musicktoplayinthedark]

Cosey Fanni Tutti,  in Coum Transmissions “Music For Stocking Top, Swing and Staircase”, RCA, London, 1st October 1974.

source facebook throbbing gristle

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Man, what. It's March?????

I forgot about my birthday. It was in February.

[thebrojah]

...hey since you're a dinosaur. would it be tacky to take you to the bone museum for your birthday.

idt there are dinosaur bones there but like. yk. bones are what dinosaurs are mostly known for so like.

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Dude Nick I'm gonna be real with you, that would be awesome, but. I'm still a dinosaur. And I don't think my ass would fit through the door.

[thebrojah]

hm.

well the people seeing you isn't a big deal bc i was planning on breaking in bc idt they're open at night???? idk i havent checked.

so that just leaves the door issue!

[woreador]

gotta be freight doors somewhere.

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I'm telling you man even if you get me inside my huge ass is gonna obliterate some science shit and I'm gonna look like a huge asshole!