The One Momma Warned You About

[celestialgrey]

Wtf I can do gifs tho

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning Now that is a smile that can make a man fall in love.

[celestialgrey]

Awwwww Matt

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning You wear it well ;)

[celestialgrey]

Wtf I can do gifs tho

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning Now that is a smile that can make a man fall in love.

[metalheadmattyg]

No one will ever care like I do.

#personal #alwaystheunderdog

[midspringwind]

[celestialgrey]

@metalheadmattyg

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning You are a bad person

[celestialgrey]

And maaaybbeeeeeeeeEeEee

[metalheadmattyg]

And maaaybbeeeeeeeeEeEee what?

[celestialgrey]

You’re gonnnaa be the oneee that saavvesss meeeeee

[metalheadmattyg]

:|

[midspringwind]

[celestialgrey]

@metalheadmattyg

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning You are a bad person

[celestialgrey]

And maaaybbeeeeeeeeEeEee

[metalheadmattyg]

And maaaybbeeeeeeeeEeEee what?

[midspringwind]

[celestialgrey]

@metalheadmattyg

[metalheadmattyg]

@lovemeinthemourning You are a bad person

[metalheadmattyg]

Lonely man blues

I'm afraid she'll think I'm only after one thing. I'm also afraid that she doesn't want anything from me anyway.

[metalheadmattyg]

I want her so bad it hurts

[12-gauge-rage]

[kev-n]

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

[demonelfprincess]

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

[metalheadmattyg]

"Lovebirds" always sounded too neutral and weak to me. I'm a lovemegaladon. Just like the Megaladon my love life is also extinct.

[metalheadmattyg]

Sometimes I see people and get this tingly sensation all over and I’m not sure if it’s sexual desire or bloodlust.

[metalheadmattyg]

Now that I think about though, I'm not entirely sure they aren't the same thing.

[metalheadmattyg]

Sometimes I see people and get this tingly sensation all over and I'm not sure if it's sexual desire or bloodlust.

[metalheadmattyg]

what if instead of father we called reverends daddy instead

[metalheadmattyg]

I wish my life was a harem anime

[metalheadmattyg]

Hehe, hey. Hey look. I speak French.

[metalheadmattyg]

One time in fourth grade there was a fun day thing in the gymnasium and one of the games was firing a sticky dart gun at a movie poster for Space Jam. I grabbed the gun and the guy running the game said to shoot my least favorite character so I took aim at Daffy faggot fucking Duck and his stupid goddamn duck bill and his fucking beady little eyes and right before I pulled the trigger a kid nudged me so I ended up shooting Michael Jordan right in his legendary face and everybody around me thought I was racist so I ran away to the food table and that's the story of how I tasted my first no bake cookie

[metalheadmattyg]

I used to be cute and handsome as a kid I'm not sure what sent wrong