20yr goblin d.i.d. bipolar hopeless romantic. woof

[metalmouth0004]

Fuck call me your good boy and pet my hair, give me head scratches and a treat and let me lay on you like a puppy boy. I'll worship at your feet like a dog if you treat me right. I'm a good boy, right?

[prettynpink17]

Bobbi Carter:

[tlaquetzqui]

The Czechs may be weeping in Texas upon discovering that several Texas towns still widely speak a Moravian dialect that’s extinct in Europe.

[metalmouth0004]

I think i look fuckable or kissable

[metalmouth0004]

I just saw the most gorgeous girl driving a main road she had such pretty hair and a really sweet smile and she waved at me I get flustered so easily BRO she waved at me im dying I cant believe Im attracted to a gorgeous girl in a black vw jetta😩girl ill get you into a better car🤣🤣

[achillesinhighheels]

[croaksac]

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

[bogleech]

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Good bless America

[kal-dracule]

I want more of this. When crooked cops get clowned on, shamed, and handled. Not the average cop being called Nazi because they are breathing near a protest soon to be riot.

[fashiondiariies-blog]

[bigdummydaddy51]

Never Forget

[magapatriot64]

Americans didn’t, but New Yorkers did.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

25 years to go from “Never Forget” to submitting to Islam. 25 years.

[metalmouth0004]

Wanna be a good boy damnit...stuck in this stupid truck for 50 hours to go pick up a race car. What if I dont want race car right now what if I wanna curl up and go to sleep and cuddle? Damn buick had to be all the way in Nevada

[emo-fagwolf]

red string of fate but it's just a dog leash

[goth-queen]

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

This ~

[metalmouth0004]

Short men are incredibly hot no elaboration

[metalmouth0004]

High as fuck I'm lost my vape thought I plugged it in and it wasn't plugged in started looking for it checked my pockets TWICE and rolled over bf in bed to look under him layed on him for a solid minute looking then he asked if it was in my pocket I said no with heavy attitude and chdck my pockets again to prove it and it was in the bottom of my pocket 😅😅

[metalmouth0004]

I am yet again awfully sick and am taking all the medicine cabinet

[metalmouth0004]

[metalmouth0004]

Yall bold as hell coming in my dms like that I have a boyfriend I am not your puppy 😤 😒

[metalmouth0004]

Incredibly gay need to sleep with my boyfriend and its his duty and responsibility to take care of my horniness

[metalmouth0004]

"Good boy" has got to be the best phrase I hear weekly