Metal Problems

Little things that metalheads and heavy metal fans can all relate to. Submissions closed until further notice.

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Did y'all miss me?

Keep missing me, I'm not back. But read this thread too because it's good.

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Absolutely stunned about the news of Alexi Laiho’s death. He was such a guitar legend. I remembering first discovering Children of Bodom and being left in awe at his guitar skills. I marveled at how could make those sounds come out of his guitar like that. I had the honor to interview him and he was nothing but nice and humble. 

What a start to 2021.

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I literally just logged in for the first time in years and learned this, wtaf

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do u ever like.. really think about manowar album art?

"yea u know what would look totally mmetal… a dude. a muscly dude. so muscly he looks like hes on steroids. and well-oiled. mmmmmm yes oiled muscles. wearing only tights. uh wait thats gay. lets add spikes. i know. a SPIKED GARTER. but dont let it distract from the oiled muscles. and uh.. other shit in the background too i guess but dont make it too sparkly i dont want people to think we’re gay. oh and make him hold an american flag. because freedom or something."

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Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source

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heavy-metal-imagines sumbitted

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finntrollinabox submitted!

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Submitted by metalhead-kittens.

Mod note:

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I KNOW THE QUEUE RRAN OUT

ITS MIDTERMS WEEK. I HAVE A CHINESE MIDTERM TOMORROW MORNING AND IM NOT READY AT ALL

I'LL HAVE SOME MORE PICS FOR YOU TOMORROW IN THE AFTERNOON IM SO SO SORRY

/SCURRIES OFF TO KEEP STUDYING

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OBAMA IS A LIZARD

Did you really need to send this 8 times?

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metal probleme: when bruc;e dickinson will not get his dikc out of youre son,.. please hlep me he wont leave p.lease help I dont kn help

I'm debating whether this is the best or worst ask we have ever gotten.

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metal-rules-all submitted!

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Hey guys, I found this on facebook and thought you would be interested!!

Help us pay tribute to SONATA ARCTICA by releasing a tribute album featuring cover versions by fantastic bands from all over the world.

THIS KICKSTARTER AND PRODUCT ARE BEING FUNDED WITH PERMISSION FROM SONATA ARCTICA, THEIR MANAGEMENT, RECORD LABELS, AND ALL ASSOCIATED PARTIES.

SONATA ARCTICA AND ALL OTHER ARTISTS FEATURED IN THIS RELEASE WILL ALSO RECEIVE ROYALTIES BASED ON THE ALBUM SALES WITHIN THIS CAMPAIGN.

Reblog and contribute if you can, their goal is really low and I think it would be great for it to come true! I will be donating once I have some money

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Edited to add the link! Sorry guys!