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The name's Meta :) (they/them) 20+   I post art here occasionally, no reposting please, Insta: metaphoricalpluto (i post my art mainly there)

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[goodieprocter]

The rare two-punchline EWC comic (because both made me laugh)

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[pinakotekams]

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

[peggaboo]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

[atenderofsycamoretrees]

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

[possumberries]

this is a fucking joy

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[greeds]

[hymnism]

nbii?

[sviteer]

Oh..you are looking..

[mafalofe]

brushnoodles

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[garabato0s]

take care baba's chair

[blubonez]

♡

simon grace mate, question

i wouldn’t call it that

simon care about grace <…> want to make sure grace is not hurt, question

yeah, yeah, buddy. of course.

good good then simon watch grace sleep. rocky busy busy with ship recovery and watching own mate adrian so simon watch grace sleep so he is safe

<…>

question

yeah, buddy. all night. straight on until morning. uh. promise. <clears throat> promise, statement.

bonus:

good good because grace can die in sleep statement

he what—

grace, poking his head through the door: Not more than a typical human. Rock, cheese and crackers, stop telling people that.

((p.s. do you know how much simon would appreciate a sunrise))

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace tries really hard to not play favorites with his eridian students (obviously) but one day he lets it slip that "teacher's pet" is a thing on earth but he's like haha i dont do that, i dont have favorites :) and the students are like okay. bet. we will Make You Pick One. and the next day 30+ baby eridians all show up with elaborate gifts trying to win his favoritism and all of them are so beautiful that grace gets so overwhelmed he just starts crying on the spot

[taumoebros]

mysterious next door neighbors~

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